"Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora]
"The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie]
The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316]
"Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304]
The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson]
"Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska]
"Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson]
"Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor]
"Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie]
"So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11]
This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus]
"Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat]
"Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.]
"Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph]
"Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY]
"Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle]
"...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss]
This Wednesday, May 15, 2024
ALBUMS
Mat Kearney Mat Kearney [Middle Kid]
This Friday, May 17, 2024
ALBUMS
11th Hour That's Who He Is [Sonlite]
Jeremy Camp Deeper Waters [Capitol CMG]
Mark D. Conklin The Gospel According to Mark [StowTown]
David and Nicole Binion Tribulation - EP [Integrity]
Deitrick Haddon One Night in California (independent)
Illustrate, Procyse In the Name [Polished Arrow]
Sarah Kroger A New Reality [Integrity]
planetboom Sound of Victory [Venture3Media]
Red Worship How He Reveals (independent)
(UN)WORTHY This Present Darkness [Rottweiler]
SINGLES
Elevation Worship Sure Been Good - Single [Elevation]
Colton Dixon UP+UP - Single [Atlantic]
Phil Joel, Don Chaffer Our Common Home (feat. Jason Roy & Jason Gray) - Single [The Fuel]
Leeland, Majo y Dan Con Todo Mi Ser - Single [Integrity]
Open Heaven Outpouring - Single [DREAM]
Justin Warren See You Again - Single [Radiate]
Next Friday, May 24, 2024
ALBUMS
AOH Music Heal Our World - EP (independent)
Twenty One Pilots Clancy [Fueled by Ramen]