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Crazy Caption Photo No.154: "Family Force Fixers"

(pictured: ChapStique, Nadaddy, and Crouton of Family Force 5)
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"Guys... uh, guys..." "Not now, Chappy. Dude. It's this one." "No Nadaddy, THIS one!" "GUYS. This is getting HEAVY." "Not now Chappy!" [Sarah Squishy]

After successfully replacing Chapstique with a robot, the guys were trying out the controls... [GSutis01]

Family Force Fixers [zandzrockr]

"What does this switchy thing do?" "Uh...I'm not sure, maybe it's the volume..." - And thus, Crunk-Rock was created... [Summertime]

"See, I told you we could hack into the Canadian government and take conrol through an amplifier." [PabloPanda]

"Listen to me! I worked in Office Depot for a month, I would know..." [Fedorovych]

"Maybe we should stop buying our intruments from the thrift store..." [Sean]

"Quit it... I got it... quit it ... I got it... STOP!" [Bill Droege] *winner*

...and they quickly realized they never should have fired Xanadu... [Austin]

"And this is the epic button, we always keep it on." [Chris Hartman]

"Well, that one moves his arms... What does that button do?" [rockinfarmerboy]

After running out of Chapstick, he desperatley searched for anything else he could put on his lips. [Julie]

"So this one cuts the mic on Superchick, eh?" "Let's do this!" [thisisanickname]

The "Do Not Press The Red Button" Button gets them every time. [Vickitoria]

"I don't know...set it on fire and we'll make a music video." [Sukay]

"No, no, guys, I've done this before. I just bite my thumb and clamp this to my ear, and it completes the circut." [Allie Girl]

Click 1 to dance, Click 2 to die. [jarvie]

"Hold up, wait a minute! Put a tiny little synthesizer in it!" [vikingsfan19]

"Almost the last piece......there..... Next time don't eat crackers over the equipment!" [giggles4ever]

"This is the most complicated game of Frogger ever!" [Super Sassquatch]

This Weeks Winner
Bill Droege won a copy of Family Force 5's remix album, Dance Or Die With A Vengeance (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, May 28, 2024
ALBUMS
Above the Clouds The Righteous Remixes [Polished Arrow]

This Friday, May 31, 2024
ALBUMS
Crowder The EXILE [sixsteps]
Jon Foreman In Bloom (independent)
High Road Straight from the Heart [Daywind]
Reba Rambo Dreamin' (Digital Debut) [Sony Legacy]

SINGLES
Aremmic Echoes of Love - Single (independent)
Melvin Crispell, III Yesterday - Single [RCAI]
Natalie Grant A Luz Te Encontrará (feat. Gabriel Henrique) - Single [Curb]
JusJames Time - Single [Polished Arrow]
The Kingdom Heirs No Better Time - Single [Sonlite]
Lecrae Still Here - Single [Reach]
Mission House A Day for Singing - Single [Integrity]
Remedy Drive Steady - Single (independent)
Thrive Worship Highest One - Single [Integrity]
The Two Fake Blondes Holy Spirit Lead (Acoustic) - Single (independent)
Uche Agu & Revival Today Worship Nothing Without You - Single [DREAM]
V1 Worship Eternity - Single [DREAM]
Young Society Band Anthem - Single [DREAM]

Next Sunday, June 2, 2024
SINGLES
Anathoth No fue Dios - Single [Charon Collective]

Next Friday, June 7, 2024
ALBUMS
Brandon Heath Neverland - EP [Centricity]
Kim Walker-Smith Trample [Come to the Table]
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