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Crazy Caption Photo No.169: "Dean Haseltine"

(pictured: Dan Haseltine (on left) of Jars Of Clay)
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"Magnanimous: m-a-g-n-a-n-i-m-o-u-s. Magnanimous." [Lulu] *winner*

Dan was a patient man, but after the third "Aid for AIDS" joke he began to contemplate a forcible intervention. [SMC]

Little did both men know that tobyMac was hiding in the potted plants... [JediJeter]

"This just in: there has been a recent influx of Christian artists working their way into secret service jobs. Word is that they are attempting to abolish immoral government rulings from the inside..." [_JesusFanatic_]

"For the last time, I don't know who this dude is standing off to my right. Next question?" [the nard dog]

"And now, give a big round of applause for Dan, who is finally graduating after 22 years of hard work and dedication!" [newsboyphreek]

Thought Bubble: "I feel tall." [Jennanana]

"Psst, Joe, where are we again? I remember seeing the name of this place somewhere..." [Kitty Clayton]

The dean of Belmont is left speechless when he sees his long lost son walk into the room. [samman]

"And now, the second candidate for president, Dan Haseltine!" [Converse City]

"Wait... If I knew you were going to stand there I would've worn pants!" [TomMunn]

"As you can see we have arranged the room as: tall, short, tall, short, tall. Any questions?" [Super Sassquatch]

"I don't know what I'm supposed to say. I just came from the temp agency." [alexisloveskutless]

Dan: "Darn, I knew I should have worn a tie" [Tal]

"No you can't have the keys to the car, can't you see I'm busy?" [Monotheist]

Dean Haseltine [Joe]

"Uh, yes, I'm, er, supposed to be the speaker...." *Awkward silence* [BurningBlaze]

"Now is this your seventh or eighth attempt to graduate?" [Gracie Loo]

"Woops this isn't the right room... which door leads to the main stage?" [Jordan]

"I'm sorry sir, those actually WERE the droids we were looking for..." [theAustin]

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Lulu won a pre-release copy of Third Day's new album, Move (out October 19) (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, May 28, 2024
ALBUMS
Above the Clouds The Righteous Remixes [Polished Arrow]

This Friday, May 31, 2024
ALBUMS
Crowder The EXILE [sixsteps]
Jon Foreman In Bloom (independent)
High Road Straight from the Heart [Daywind]
Reba Rambo Dreamin' (Digital Debut) [Sony Legacy]

SINGLES
Aremmic Echoes of Love - Single (independent)
Melvin Crispell, III Yesterday - Single [RCAI]
Natalie Grant A Luz Te Encontrará (feat. Gabriel Henrique) - Single [Curb]
JusJames Time - Single [Polished Arrow]
The Kingdom Heirs No Better Time - Single [Sonlite]
Lecrae Still Here - Single [Reach]
Mission House A Day for Singing - Single [Integrity]
Remedy Drive Steady - Single (independent)
Thrive Worship Highest One - Single [Integrity]
The Two Fake Blondes Holy Spirit Lead (Acoustic) - Single (independent)
Uche Agu & Revival Today Worship Nothing Without You - Single [DREAM]
V1 Worship Eternity - Single [DREAM]
Young Society Band Anthem - Single [DREAM]

Next Sunday, June 2, 2024
SINGLES
Anathoth No fue Dios - Single [Charon Collective]

Next Friday, June 7, 2024
ALBUMS
Brandon Heath Neverland - EP [Centricity]
Kim Walker-Smith Trample [Come to the Table]
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