| "I met my perfect match at e-harmony.com!" [Shadow] |
| "Did you just say... this was made out of chocolate?!" [daddy's littel grl] |
| Crest White Strip sales shot through the roof after this pitch. [jfoleysix] |
| "What?! I shouldn't be a cheerleader ever again??" [ralphj] |
| "John.... I am your father" [spensizzle] |
| "You know, the number one cause of tooth decay is gingivitis." [greg] |
| "I guess that plastic surgery didn't work exactly how you had hoped..." [Shealeen] |
| "You laughing at my remix album? Yeah, everyone else is too." [ocstyle] |
| "Two words, man... Tic-Tac" [empressoflalaland] |
| "Shark bait! Oohaha!" [katie] |
| John Reuben - Professional Antique Collector [RibbinReuben] |
| "Nope....no bats in the cave. Okay, now it's my turn." [pOpRoCkS_PoLlY] |
| John stood and talked like this for two hours before he realized this wasn't Toby Mac. [Kevin] |
| "Gold teeth are old-school... if you're going to be a real playa, you have to go with the full gold face plate." [MasterP] |
| Famous last words: "Don't Worry, Tiki Powers aren't real." [bob] |
| "I like your teeth. They're really big." [Justin] |
| "Pssst... dont tell anyone, but I'm a famous rapper!" [kana] |
| "I KNOW you're not trying to tell me what I can and cannot do when I rock!" [JBoo] |
