| "What?! Are you telling me it's NOT delivery?" [The Shizzle] |
| This is how John and Ben looked when asked, "How does it feel to know Korey is expecting again?" [fallingupfreak] |
| John was having a great time eating pizza with his pals until he heard the cashier yell, "Hey Tony! I told you to quit picking your nose while your making the pizzas!" [Shealeen] |
| As Ben looks on, John realizes that he's lactose intolerant and he's eating cheese. [Bombinadam1403] |
| "It's ok, I had Subway." [bob] |
| "No, go find your own! Gosh... Idiot" [Andi] |
| "Yeah man, I found it in the dumpster out back. Can you believe someone would throw out a perfectly good pizza?" [seagull boy] |
| "Da first if taking ofer... dang anchoffies." [ntertanedangel] |
| "Hey John, we can't get the bus out from underneath the overpass." [jk84] |
| "Listen,all I want to do is eat! Will you and the rest of JfH stop stalking me?!?!" [RKgirl] |
| Ben snickers as John realizes that that wasn't really a bacon bit on his pizza. [servinhim] |
| Watch the native Christian rock bassist as he chows down on local vegetation... [guitargirl] |
| The look on his face was priceless when his mother finally told him that the Easter Bunny wasn't real. [Loopy] |
| "Eeh, Ben, I think I just found your missing nose ring" [Papa Frita] |
| "Pepperoni is made of WHAT??!!" [westcottchic] |
| Just then John's first bite of chocolate chip sauerkraut pizza collided with his digestive system. [hydrogen hydroxide] |
| "This pizza is really good! You wanna see?" [#1footsoldier] |
| "No! Don't take my pizza! It is my own, my love, my..... precious..." [MmmFood] |
