| "Dude, thanks for the help, but I'm just checking the wiper fluid." [Chuck] |
| "And you're sure this will power my PSP?" [DJ Ska] |
| "The battery? Oh, I took that out to make more room for the CD player..." [Reno] |
| "I'll give you 5 bucks to lick these!" [AnberlinFan] |
| "I knew I shouldn't have bought a Ford" [sk84Christ] |
| "Well... the headlights work." [schnauzersloveme] |
| "You know, the illustrations in that correspondence course were stunningly inadequate." [The Benster!] |
| "Salad oil is cheaper. It seemed like a good idea at the time..." [TigerlilyHobbit] |
| "Oh, man. There's a lot more under my hood than I thought." [J-Ra] |
| "Hey, I just wanted to let you know before we get started, I have no idea what I'm doing." [zach_larson] |
| "I bet Jack Bauer never has this problem." [moneylone] |
| "Don't tell my mom I can hotwire a car, okay?" [silver tiger] |
| "What would MacGyver do?" [lulabell] |
| "Uh, wait. Dude, this isn't my car" [Cati] |
| "Women go crazy over ear flaps... just trust me on this one." [Theodore] |
| "Oh man, I can't wait... I love explosions." [Candace] |
| "I didn't think it would come to this... I thought our new CD would sell at least 20 copies..." [Bachi234] |
