| "I was just wondering... could I ride in your pouch quick?" [jay_001] |
| "That has got to be the biggest rabbit I've ever seen!" [Nathan P.] |
| After a year and a half of Matt and Matt, and John and Jon, Dave decided it was time to find himself another Dave. [the__lipless] |
| "I'd love to help you with your problem, but my degree in veterinary medicine was made in Calligraphy class." [moreangelsthangoogle] |
| Dave Douglas: Pet Detective [Hannah] |
| "I warned you, man, I warned you about wishing to be a kangaroo. Maybe next time you should... Hey, you're kinda cute!" [Junefrogger] |
| "Watch out! It'll take all your money and make a cheesy movie!" [ladustmite] |
| "My brother! I've come for you!" [UnderoathChick] |
| "Yes, I can sign a poster for you... what's your name?" [jen04] |
| "What's that, boy? Timmy fell down a well??" [ulikezebras] |
| Dave decided that he was sick of the penguin as their mascot, and took action into his own hands. [BananaHands] |
| "Um, I think humans are supposed to stay on the OTHER side of the fence" [ToddAgnewFan] |
| "OK so now can I open my eyes and find out what I'm petting?" [shae] |
| "So, you're a bouncer, eh? I'm in a band." [crazychickenhead] |
| "If you're doing this just to impress Rebecca St. James, buddy, you're the fourth guy this week. Now stop rubbing my fur the wrong way!" [TheTrinity777] |
| Kangaroo: "You're making me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry." [Bachi234] |
| Due to the graphic nature of this next scene, viewer discretion is advised. [Irishman] |
| "Matt, I'm sorry man! I had no idea that magic wand actually worked!" [allison] |
| Another fatality of Internet Dating Services... [fusion.4] |
