| "Dude! I thought Tagged only attracted girls, not guys too!" [acummins] |
| "Hey Paul, it's real nice of you to get the staff to sing Happy Birthday and all, but I turn fou-... well, NEXT month." [Drum] |
Duncan - "What are you...?" Paul - "SHHH!!!!! I think I hear the ocean..." [Billy] |
| "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDY!!!!" [Steph] |
| Paul has been a bit confused ever since he fell off the stage last year. [mochaBunny] |
| "Uh, dude... You're leaving nail marks on my arm" [!Herochick] |
| You just can't count how many people have had bad luck on Internet Dating Services... [GUOD SPELR] |
| "Dude! I don't wanna sing 'Unchained Melody' anymore!" [bQ] |
| "Theres no way i'm paying for your dinner..." [Sam] |
| Paul Colman Duet [JJ] |
| "Dude, get off of me! You've already thanked me for letting you join the band!" [burrisbrian] |
Paul - "Duddy!" Duncan - "I hate it when he takes his medication." [Tyler] |
| "The fans decided that they wanted to see a softer side to our band..." [changedmylife07] |
| "I wish I had muscles like these" [Eman] |
| "We finally got rid of his blankie, but he's found a substitute." [Nicole] |
| On Paul's first day in his new band, he decides to get acquainted with his new bandmembers, just as Duncan turns to the others and asks, "Wait, who IS this guy?" [LlamaHomefry] |
| "Don't worry Duncan, the fans still love you even if you fell of your spinning drumset!" [Britt] |
| "No, seriously, get off me...this picture could end up on the internet or something." [Po] |