| Guest speaker Rob debates in Anatomy 101 whether or not the human body truly is fireproof. [zachary] |
| "No, Billy. I will not autograph your homework." [squash] |
"No, really, I do have a degree in, uh, this subject." [Dan]  |
| "Today's lesson: Dealing with life after rapcore." [Super Sassquatch] |
| After 45 minutes of going over proper guitar case opening techniques, he decided they were ready to move on. [Payne Train] |
| "Now, class, before we start, I just want to let you know that many kids out there are going to hate you because I am your teacher." [distortion_overdrive] |
| "Mom!! I made it into Beckley College!!" [Kayla] |
| "And that is why the soul patch is far superior to the beard." [Pure Genius!] |
| "Show tonight, 7 PM, House of Blues...Umm class dismissed!" [jfreak7] |
| Every girl present in the room gave an audible sigh as soon as he stood up to talk. [rae] |
| "...and that is why fish are not considered mammals." [Liz] |
| "Uhh... I really have no idea about biology... anyone up for some guitar lessons?" [boopboop] |
| "Welcome to the first day of classes at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too" [Philemon] |
| "Bueller......Bueller......" [Kcarfan] |
| "So today I'm supposed to talk to you on the importance of education... but I really just wanna talk about is music!" [LaLaLaura] |
| School of Christian Rock [Secondhand_Dreamer] |
| Although wonderful on the mic, Rob's venture as a college medical professor did not go so well. [Chris] |
| "Now, I assume that everyone has listened to all of my albums prior to this course..." [vaporcloud] |
| "Welcome to Rock 101, today we learn about hair gel, poses and guitar smashing" [Cherubim] |
| He did a double take as he saw that the girl in the front row had "Love you" written on her eyelids. [Rob] |
