| "Aw, dude... Is that Batman underwear?" [ringettegirl] |
| "Man! You're supposed to look under the hood! Not IN the cab!" [Jennawithab] |
| It was then that they realized that the only thing that would be in the Fast and Furious from them... was their music. [mrmikenator] |
| "How many times do I have to tell you, the hub cap goes on the car, the CLOCK goes on the wall! Just give the man his refund." [Nabertson] |
| "Aw, man! I knew we shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell." [vickitoria] |
| "I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think I finally found your missing cat..... under the hood......" [HawkRawks!] |
| "Bet this wouldn't be happening if we stuck with Gotee" ... "Shut up man!" [Yohannisberg] |
| "If you weren't so insistent on hittin' curves..." [MrEDMeaner] |
| "Now Biff, I told you to put two coats of wax on my car, not just one!" [BacktoTheFUture] |
| "Ma'am... There doesn't seem to be a problem with the engine. Just you." [Brunizzler] |
| "Now... where did we put that stinkin hubcap?!" [Nate] |
| "So you're gonna go down the street and take a left. There'll be a guy in a red Chevy, that's my cousin, his name's Dave. Call him Jack. Say I sent you, he'll tell you how to get there." [D_Cas] |
"The interior looks just fine, I don't know why it won't start..." [Ranger_Ric]  |
| Gas for the drive to Albuquerque = $56.52. Food = $25.33. Mechanic's Fee = $75.00. The realization that all you have is your checkbook = Priceless. [Theo] |
| "Well, from the looks of it, your ignition thingy is not working and also, I think your Flux Capacitor is on the fritz. It will cost about, oh... an arm and a leg." [alyssa0001] |
| "Yes, in fact I was once a plumber....." [K2_spicee] |
| "Man, where's Toby? He's supposed to pick me up! Fear Factor's on and I'm gonna miss it!" [Kaleo] |
| "...licence and registraition please." ... "You're not a cop, YOU'RE A MECHANIC!!!!!" [doubleT94] |
| And after thinking they were locked out for 2 hours, they found out the keys were actually in his pocket. [TinyTim] |
| "Seriously, man. Everytime you fix this car, it gets worse..." [Fuzzy Bunny Slippers] |
| "Dude, how can you get your hand stuck in glove compartment like that?" [Liz] |
