| "We really should have done a taste test before filming..." [Priscilla] |
| "Sorry guys, no show today...All the ingredients said best before August!" [Jakers] |
| After a Julia Child marathon, Chris August discovered his new passion. [a person] |
| And, at that moment, Chris realized something - He can't cook. [Shannon] |
"Today on Cooking With Chris, we will be learning how to whip up a delicious pop album, full of catchy hooks and hard-hitting lyrics..." [Duncan]  |
| "Who wants to learn how to microwave some Spaghetti O's?" [Leo] |
| "And then you put in 7 x 70 sprinkles of sugar, otherwise it won't be sweet enough." [whitle09g] |
| "Do you guys really think a cooking show will boost CD sales?" [Timothy] |
| "And now I'll show you how to make my famous 'Candy Wrap'" [vabrianx] |
| "So today we're baking my personal favourite: the upside-of-down plum cake!" [Apples] |
| "This is Cooking with Chris; the only cooking show where you learn to burn your food but look good while doing it!" [Dee] |
| "Now, this recipe is perfect in the dark, in the light, in the morning and night." [Brenna] |
| The smoke alarm taught them all why Chris August was "Male Vocalist of the Year"...not "Cook." [Godslilwriter2597] |
| "This is not what I had in mind when I said I was ready to start cooking up a new album." [Nabertson] |
| "Smile Chris! You're on Candid Camera!" [JesusFanatic] |
| "I'm jus' sayin' guys, if Rachel Ray can do it..." [hapballer] |
| "And that, my friends, is how you make cereal!" [Malisha] |
| "I should stick to my day job..." [Mike] |
| Chef Chris-r-dee [MadSkillzLikesSka] |
