| "...But my online girlfriend promised me she'd be on at 7:30!" [Ryan] |
| "Man! I never realized how hard it is to play keyboard and think of a Crazy Caption for JFH at the same time!" [switchfoot_01] |
| "Yeah, Jon..I got it...."I Dare You to Move"...not "Pieces of Me"..." [eagle89] |
| "Dude, we're trying to cut a record here, get off of AIM!" [JesusFreak003] |
| "Where's the 'Any' key?" [mizpah] |
| "No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't replicate the Window's start-up music" [seagull boy] |
| Told to "Just use the keyboard", he pauses for a moment to comprehend the overwhelming state of confusion that just hit him. [Joe mama] |
| "You're just jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day." [Dorkface Llamahead] |
| "Awesome! they have cheat codes for the keyboard!" [Kristy] |
| "This keybord only types from A to G!?" [DJ Ska] |
| The release date for the new record had to be put back after the band realised Jerome had spent the whole time playing Solitaire. [Azzmatic] |
| "Wait, what is this? Switchfoot is going "mainstream"? No one ever tells me anything!" [SwitchfootFan1] |
| "Uh, is that me on the Crazy Captions?" [RKgirl] |
| "Okay...I'm starting think this isn't what the Gateway guy meant when he said my computer needed a new keyboard..." [Doggie] |
| A split second later, Jon's guitar swept Jerome's Mac off the table and smashed it into a million pieces, showing once and for all where he stood in the ongoing Microsoft/Macintosh debate. [Scrooge] |
| "I am not addicted to the internet!" [Babygoose] |
| "hi, i'm a famous rock star, i'm in a famous band. where are you from KG_rorey95568?" [ruthy] |
