| Tabasco Shot Challenge: GO GO GO! [Noah] |
| "Why hello there little squishy! I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my squishy!" [Dora] |
| "The defect in this one is bleach." [heddie] |
| The new and improved Afrin No-Drip nose spary! Now available in bright hideous noticeable orange bottles - this way, everyone will know what you are doing! [ransomed316] |
| "Geeeeenniieee, I didn't mean to call you fat... please come out!!" [amanda_2304] |
| The laughing quickly stopped after they noticed the word "laxitive" gracing the bottle's front. [zachary-larson] |
| "Hehehe - it kind of looks like Lloyd" [DJ Ska] |
| "Man, the paparazzi will put cameras anywhere now!! [Jayson] |
| "Hey, a new nailpolish colo... Wait, who would want to wear Catsup Paradise?" [carbovor] |
| "Ah! All this waiting for him to pop the question and THIS is how Steve asks me! With the ring inside my corndog?!" [Gracie] |
| "So if I drink this, my next song will be a chart topper?" [relientkgirl11] |
| This was the first and last trial of the new onion ring flavored Girl Scout cookie. [Alphimus] |
| "Come on, if Jesus can share a loaf of bread with 5000, you can certainly share your corndog with us!" [Mat] |
| "Agents 008 and 009, this is a sophisticated spy camera disguised as a normal everyday hot-dog-like object. Do try to bring it back in one piece." [Orrin G.] |
| "Some Hostess cupcakes, ketchup and water? Sounds like a good, fast, satisfying meal to me, huh girls?" [the Steph] |
| "Water-drinking skills, perfume skills, cool wristband skills.. guys only want girlfriends with great skills!" [Izzy fo SHIZZY] |
| "Alright, who put this 'Shake well before using' sticker on my soda can?" [fooshizzle] |
| "...and I ask you that I do not gain 5 lbs. from this Twinkie! Amen..." [Barriss] |