| He pretended to enjoy it but in his mind he had already decided: "This is the last time ANYONE sets me up on a blind date" [DJ Ska] |
| "Please turn into a princess, please turn into a princess..." [Alena] |
| "Hey, you got more of the spaghetti strand then I did!" [Chuck Woods] |
| The world's views on marriage are become ever more accepting. [The Benster!] |
| We regret to inform you that there has been a server mix-up between eHarmony.com and Petfinder.com... [eagle89] |
| Andy sure does miss his 4Him buddies. [Fer] |
| "Well in my dream, Dad had to kiss a llama!" "Get real, that could never happen." [Scrooge] |
| "Alright, alright, alright...next time, don't touch my face, okay?" [Carrie] |
| They were all a bit worried about him after "the camel incident"... [Christy] |
| "Ohhhh, don't worry...no worries, I'll get you on the tour - I'll find a way! I can't leave you like this much longer..." [jesusfreakyoda7] |
| Just then, his wife spotted them. [claesa] |
| Don't laugh! Yes, he kisses his camels goodnight. Along with his alpacas, tortoises, cranes, rhinos... [ZachAttack] |
| His friends felt so stupid when they got him those nicotine patches when he told them about his camel addiction. [jesusfreak4097] |
| At the current rate, 50% of all marriages end in divorce, but I think this one has a chance. [Goober] |
| Camel: "I said 'You go 90, I go 10!!'" [Timb] |
| "I'm sorry Tina, I really didn't mean it when I called you a fat lard." [Snowblind321] |
| If a picture is worth a thousand words, these two have a lot of explaining to do. [bob] |
