| "Say it! 'Mac's are totally better than Windows!'" [zakk] |
| "What you say about my momma going to college?" [Project 10/16] |
| "Dude for the last time, I didn't steal your girlfriend! I was just talking to her on AIM." [Hawk_Nelson_Chica] |
| "Release....me....." [Ko-Winky-Dink] |
| "I spent 14 hours on that song! You are not about to add the 'Peanut Butter Jelly Time' track in the background!" [Jayson] |
| Some would say it was inevitable. You just can't have two #1 Minesweeper players. [Danro] |
| You think this is bad?!? You should see him when he doesn't get his coffee! [metel6] |
| Is it just me or do Christian Rock lyrics seem to be getting more aggresive every day? [new_phoenix87] |
| The poor guy's caption never got picked. He finally broke... [Ransomed316] |
| "My hair is NOT lame!" [JavaTheHut_QualityBeanJuice] |
| "Congratulations! You've just opened the butterfly virus! Within the next five minutes, everyone you have ever sent an e-mail to will be infected! Good luck finding some new friends!" [CocoPuff] |
| "Seriously dude stop choking me! We got a gig in the morning" [the shakiest gun in the east] |
| The AFTERshock [josiah] |
| Suddenly from lack of oxygen, the computer screen became highly amusing and he couldn't contain his laughter [Sami Valavaara] |
| "No, no, no. I'm hugging you. It only feels like I'm trying to break your neck...." [headah] |
| "No! I wasn't putting the video of you singing in the shower, uh, I mean *gaaak!*" [Jeffy] |
| "...you see, if you grip the wrist, you get much better leverage, rendering them motionless" [ewok] |
| Romans 16:16 - Greet one another with a holy headlock. [buck] |
| "Why am I not on your Top 8?!? I thought my friendship meant something to you!!!" [Joanna] |
| "Woah... slow down there, Padre... too much love... TOO MUCH LOVE!!!" [Patzer] |
| "I told you... I needed more cow bell!" [Breeeeek] |
