The last time I went to see a 'thrills and chills' movie it was the lame duck When a Stranger Calls, a 'scary' teen flick
that brought more yawns than jolts. Few films have ever attempted to give me the desired mix of thrilling and entertaining at the same
time; more often than not it's all too heavy on the former and nothing on the latter. However, in the upper-class, films like
Frequency, Red Eye, and The Forgotten turn out to be some of my personal favorites, as well as the newest entry, Disturbia.
While it doesn't break any new ground, Disturbia manages to still aim high at entertainment. From the looks of the trailer,
you could probably tell it is an obvious rip-off of the old Hitchcock classic Rear Window, whereas in that case Jimmy Stewart
is confined to his apartment building with a broken leg. By comparing the two films, I run the risk of making a huge error, so by no
means does Disturbia compare, but like I noted, it does have its moments.
Early on, the film sets the tone for the eerie and perverted voyeurism that Kale exploits himself in. Often gazing at his neighbor,
Ashley, when she is either swimming, exercising, or merely changing her clothes, I as the viewer, didn't know whether I was supposed to
be embarrassed or disgusted. There is no reason behind his actions (other than the fact that he's cooped up in his house for three months
and has nothing else to do), and when friend Ronnie comes over, the ogling continues. I don't recall how many times the camera lingered
over Ashley's figure and wanted to desperately not think our hero, Kale, was a pervert. Later in the film, Kale admits to Ashley that he
has indeed been looking at her and appears nervous and embarrassed telling her that she is more than a physical object and retells of
her many non-physical features. Still, while the idea behind the scene is nice, I can't help feel that Kale isn't truly remorseful-
especially when the scene that follows is the two of them making out in his bedroom.
Another red flag is the naughty young neighbors that live across the street from Kale. These 10-something runts engage in watching --
you guessed it -- pornographic material. Though still seen through Kale's binoculars, you can still make out a few clips from softcore
pornography (no outright nudity). Kale himself is not enjoying it, rather plotting the take-down of the kids after they prank him earlier in the film.
Kale succeeds in doing so by film's end, but not without another run through of the sensual clips. The sum of this content ruins the
film's overall quality and the shots (the kissing, the leering, the porn) are seen as useless sex-sellers.
Before the movie suffers from a total tackle, it still promises some menial thrills and chills that actually excite and become
seat-jumpers. I was among the seat jumpers as the house-chase scenes reminded me of the Cillian Murphy stalker moments in Red Eye.
Along with the spook-fest came hordes of gore though. For those of you who are perturbed about such things, this comes as a warning.
Bodies are seen strewn in places as well as decomposed corpses. Blood is an active liquid that makes an appearance. Some characters are
beaten and/or stabbed, and some even gagged. The opening sequence involves a rather jolting car accident. The violence plays along with
the plot, but is intense nonetheless. While I didn't find it offensive, some viewers may. Also to note, is over 20 uses of the "s" word.
Other minor obscenities are also used.
So what's to make of it? Disturbia presents itself at two major points. First point is the obvious thrill factor. It works
well at achieving both a slight scare and some fun. Nothing you haven't seen before, but it works well as a mediocre modern adaptation
to its Hitchcock counterpart of old. The second point is the slough of voyeurism. Several times Kale crosses the border of curious
onlooker with a pair of binoculars to creepy pervert with a pair of binoculars. While the last thirty or so minutes works well as an
edge-of-your seat thriller, it's the first sixty minutes that bother me the most.
If you have any questions or comments about the film, knock yourself out and go ahead and
Till the next film,
Parental Guide: Brief Summary of Content
Sex/Nudity: We see some women in revealing bikini's on TV;
A masturbation joke is made when we see a hamper in a bathroom moving and Kale making pleasured sounds before it's revealed he's
just scratching his ankle around the bracelet; Kale sees Ashley in tight, short shorts; While spying out the window, Kale sees
Ashley's bare back as she undoes her bra and leaves her room; Kale points out a neighbor having an affair and we see a man and woman kissing;
Kale spies on Ashley in her bikini as she's in and out of a pool (and then lying and sunbathing); Kale spies on Ashley as she practices
yoga; Kale and Ronnie spy on Ashley as she strips down to a bikini, but she catches them and teases them on being caught; While the teens
spy across the street, they watch as a woman dances sensually for Turner. It looks like he might kill her, and there's a struggle, but
she ends up leaving his place calmly later on; While videotaping, Kale focuses on Ashley's clothed butt; There's a shot from a distance
of young boys watching a porno, which gives us a glimpse of a naked woman with her arm over her chest. We later see this again when Kale
calls their parents and rats them out; Kale and Ashley passionately kiss and he then lies on top of her on his bed before they're interrupted;
Turner confronts Ashley and creepily comments on how he thinks she's coming on to him, and he touches her hair;
Kale and Ashley passionately kiss again later before being interrupted by Ronnie and his camera
3 incomplete or bleeped "f" words, 28 "s" words, 8 "a" words, 3 "J-sus," 1 "d*mn," 7 "h*ll," 1 "p*ss," 1 "cr*p," 2 "S.O.B.," 1 "b*tch," 16 derivatives of "G-d"
Kale gives someone the finger
Alcohol/Drugs: Turner has wine with his date; there are unidentified beverages
at Ashley's party
After a car accident, we see blood on Kale's face and leg, as well as some on his dad;
Kids leave a bag of poop on fire on Kale's front porch. After he puts it out, we see the excrement on his sock and front steps;
Photos are seen on a computer monitor that show a dead woman with blood on her mouth;
There's a brief shot of what appears to be blood splattering onto a plastic sheet covering a window, which we see Turner pull down;
We briefly see a dead deer inside a bag from Turner's garage;
Kale has a bloody lip; Ashley scrapes Turner's face and leaves bloody fingernail scratches on him;
We see an old dead body when Kale turns and faces it; When Kale falls through a floor into water (or another liquid?), we see lots of
dead bodies including some in different decomposing states
Violence: There's a severe and fatal car crash; Kale punches a teacher;
Lots of struggling violence with punching, hitting, etc. We see some characters bound and gagged, as well as a lot of other
thriller-related, intense violence (see Blood/Gore for graphic details)
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