| Film Review
If you've read reviews on Jackie Chan's latest project The Tuxedo, you'll know it's not
being too well-received. Chan has become known for his signature mix of jaw-dropping stunts and physical
comedy. In 2002's The Tuxedo, it seems almost blasphemous (and yes I use the term very
loosely) to enhance/desecrate Chan's God-given abilities with computer effects. The joy of watching
Chan on screen is mostly due to his antics and stunts coupled with his infectious charm, but throw
special effects into the mix and it defeats half the purpose. A critic recently complained that because
of this, they could have easily put someone like Adam Sandler in the role besides Chan. This is only
partly true as Sandler (or most anyone) would have to be almost completely an effect (as Spider-Man
often was in that film) because Chan's abilities were still the backbone of all of the action sequences.
For those expecting a realistic movie with extraordinary events that unfold, you'll be extremely disappointed.
I found Tuxedo most comparable to the 1994 Jim Carrey vehicle The Mask. Unfortunately, it's not
as well done as Mask. The Carrey-fronted comedy was based on a comic book series which explains a lot
of the cartoon elements that were incorporated. The Tuxedo, however, is an original. A wannabe
mix of the other Chan buddy movies Rush Hour and Shanghai Noon with the typical fantasy action
comedy. While Chan mixed astonishingly well with Chris Tucker and Owen Wilson (respectively), however,
lightening could not be struck a third time with the beautiful-but-that's-it Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Hewitt had a couple good lines and seemed okay at moments, but ultimately her butt-kicking abilities
and corny approach at it were oftentimes downright embarrassing. Also, typically with such a co-star,
the filmmakers couldn't pass up innuendo and the exploitation of Hewitt's figure, securing
the film's PG-13 rating. While no nudity is shown, cleavage is in abundance, as well as a scene where
a woman tries to bed Jimmy who doesn't want to, and we see her in her bra and panties as she tries
to disrobe Jimmy. Some sexually-related jokes are made -- nothing graphic, but definitely unnecessary.
There was plenty of action violence, but nothing particularly bloody. However, we see 2 instances
where characters dehydrate drastically to the point of death and we see their ghastly shrivelled up bodies
(highly reminiscent of The Mummy when the mummy sucks the life out of his victims.
Finally, as in a lot of Chan films, Tuxedo also offers up the classic cookie cutter bad guy. He didn't
entirely irritate me, but his cheesey "diabolical" scheme was the icing on the mediocre cake.
With that all said, it's just sad this film wasn't as good as it could have/should have been. It riddled
itself with unnecessary material and was focused in the wrong direction. Let's just hope that if
a Tuxedo 2 ever did come to pass that they'll correct the significant blunders
of the first one. Entertaining, but never living up to it's greatest potential, Chan charms his way
out of this one being a complete stinker, so I still give it 2.5 out of 5 stars.
If you have any questions or comments about the film before you see it (if you
decide to), feel free to
contact me.
- John DiBiase
(reviewed: 9/30/02)
Parental Guide: Brief Summary of Content
Sex/Nudity: Plenty. Many comments/innuendo; Del wears several
revealing outfits during the film. As Del and Steena are at a shooting gallery, the security guards focus
the camera's on the girls' clothed butts. Cheryl tries to bed Jimmy who doesn't want to, and we see her in her bra and panties as she tries
to disrobe Jimmy. We soon see Cheryl with just a towel around her waist and Del in a wet dress. Del comes on to Banning while working undercover and she touches his leg and suggestively
touches her own cleavage.
Vulgarity/Language: 6 h*lls, 4 "a" words with 1 of those being written out in subtitles,
4 cr*ps, 2 d*mns, 8 "Oh my G-d," 3 "G-d," 2 "Good G-d," 2 "b*tch"
Alcohol/Drugs: Some casual drinking at parties and such.
Blood/Gore: We see a dead body with an incision on its chest.
Clark has some blood running down the side of his head. Del has a slightly bloody scrape on her knee. We see 2 instances
where characters dehydrate drastically to the point of death and we see their ghastly shrivelled up bodies
(highly reminiscent of The Mummy when the mummy sucks the life out of his victims.)
Violence: Classic Jackie Chan fight scenes, high speed driving,
etc... (also see blood/gore)
** Disclaimer: All reviews are based solely on the opinions of the reviewer. Most
reviews are rated on how the reviewer enjoyed the film overall, not on content. However, if the content
really affects the reviewer's opinion of the film, it will definitely affect the reviewer's rating.
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