| Film Review
I've prolonged this review as long as I could. But I felt the need to review it. Some of you
will misunderstand right away, and others will not be able to grasp it at all. But like Superman
and Batman, there have more modernly been the X-Men. The X-Men have
been around for as long as I can remember and although I never got into them as a child,
I had a mild appreciation for them since a lot of my peers were/are into them, and they
were around throughout my adolescence. The plot is basically like above. They're an example
of another step of "evolution." Now, as much as I despise and loathe the "theory of evolution"
which is the biggest load of pig swallow known to the human race, the story of the X-Men
is an intriguing, entertaining piece of Science Fiction. (Read
that again... science FICTION!) I don't think we have to worry about anyone taking this seriously
and thinking, because of this film, "Hey... wait a second! This is a good point! Michael Jordan
jumps pretty high! I bet you there is a thing to this evolution and... Michael Jordan's
a mutant!!" Nope. Not at all. Sorry. See, I found 2000's X-Men to be entertaining
and wow-ing in special effects and creativity.
But of course... You can't have a story about a shapey scantily-clad shape-shifter, a strong man with
metal claws on his hands, and an evil villain set out to wreak havoc on humans with magnetic powers to
all be in a movie without lots of violence and parial nudity now can you?? No, silly. Well, although I would have
like it another way, the movie has its share of violence and gross content. Who wouldn't find Rogue's
contact with humans causing their faces to momentarily shrivel and get all "veiny" kinda gross.
And Senator Kelly suddenly becoming reduced to merely a disgusting gelatinous blob that melts into
water... all in a matter of seconds-- who wouldn't find that yucky. Well, for me, I won't look
at clear jello the same way.
I was suprised that the amazingly beautiful Rebecca Romijin-Stamos as Mystique was so
obviously "shadowed" and shown for as little time as possible to reserve the PG-13 rating since all
the supermodel-turned-actress was wearing was... paint and other "prosthetics." Aside from that, there is no
real nudity. Violence is heavy, with one of the possibly most-violent scenes thankfully being a fake-out.
At one point, Magneto holds a gun in front of a cop and fires at his face off screen. When you think
he's been shot, you see the bullet hovering just in front of his face. Thankfully, the bullet ceases to
kill him and no one is harmed. We do see Wolverine's claws wreak havoc sometimes. In one scene, we see
Wolverine accidentally put his claws through Rogue's shoulder. with 3 small bloody "dots" on her back where
she was wounded. We also see 3 smaller bloody dots on a villains chest after they are defeated by Wolverine
towards the end. We see twice-- at the beginning, and in the end -- Wolverine with cuts and later
many bloody open cuts on himself that later heal on their own in seconds.
The language is stereotypically mild (for super hero movies). 1 "s" word presides along with several more minor
colorful words. In conclusion, the film is amazing visually and intriguing conceptually, with being entertaining
and enjoyable overall. With some gross visualizations briefly plaguing certain scenes, it tends to lower the enjoyment
level a tad and will limit the amount of viewers for this movie. It's too violent for small children, but in
essence, not all too graphic. And Mystique's "outfit" is ambiguous enough to not be too offensive, while
it wouldn't have been better for her to wear some much more "appropriate" clothing. Also, the "evolution" topic
is so benign and "fantasy"-like that no one should take it seriously in the slightest. I was suprised enough
to hear the villain Magneto aknowledge God as a creator in the midst of the evolutionary theme.
Overall, it was pretty good. It was better than I anticipated and a worthy representation of
a super hero film (unlike the later Batman abominations). It's definitely no family film and is not
suitable for younger kids. If you'd like to see it
but without some of the violence, catch it on TV in a couple years (in all seriousness). And if you have any
questions or comments about the film before you see it, feel free to
contact me.
- John DiBiase
(reviewed: 7/22/00)
Parental Guide: Brief Summary of Content
Sex/Nudity: Mystique's outfit consists of blue paint on her
nude body with some scale prosthetics. However, she is usually cropped in view, or hidden in the shadows.
Vulgarity/Language: 1 "s" word, 1 "d*ck", 5 "h*ll,"
3 "d*mn," 1 S.O.B., 1 "G-d." Also, Wolverine gives someone the "middle claw" (to act as the middle finger).
Alcohol/Drugs: Some beers at a bar.
Blood/Gore:
We see the skin of whoever Rogue touches throughout the movie
shrivel and show dark veins briefly as they react to it.
One of Wolverine's claws cuts a man's skin and draws a very small amount of blood.
Wolverine has some bloody gashes on his forehead after being thrown through his windshield. They rapidly and completely heal in seconds.
We briefly see Jean Grey insert a needle into Wolverine's arm.
Wolverine accidentally impales Rogue's shoulder with his claws. As a result, we see the blades sticking through
her back with three slightly bloody holes.
We see Senator Kelly as his body has begun to break down and suddenly turn into a grotesque blob before dissolving
into water on a table.
Wolverine has some bloody cuts on his face.
Violence: Lots of kicking, punching, explosions, shooting, blasting, and other assorted sci-fi related violence.
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reviews are rated on how the reviewer enjoyed the film overall, not on content. However, if the content
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