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Crazy Caption Photo No.11: "Ping Pressure"

(pictured: Marcos of P.O.D.)
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Even Marcos couldn't beat Forest Gump at table tennis. [DJ Skillz]

Marcos was sick of this. He could handle the matching outfits, they could write songs that "appeal to the public," but he drew the line at playing ping-pong. [ColinAke]

"I wanted the blue racket not the black one" [godsgirlalways]

"I keep telling you that Jedi mind tricks don't work on me!" [Tommy(o)]

"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..." [seagull boy]

Yes, even you can levitate a simple ping-pong paddle. Impress girls, amaze your friends, be a hit at parties! [OverAndAgainst]

"So much for those steriods..." [Spartikis]

Ping-Pong Paddle: 1 Marcos: 0 [DJ Ska]

'Nah!! I want a PRO racket [salomonkey]

"What do you mean you want to go to best of 182?" [mandy]

"Aw man! I forgot the milk... my wife is gonna kill me!" [Mary Dieterle]

"Come to me, my trusty paddle!" [ITimoth412]

"For the last time... My momma said I looked good in Red!" [jesusfreak1614]

"I just can't take it anymore! Would you please stop purposefully hitting my stomach!!" [Starshine]

"You win, Lord" [Steven Masone]

"Forget this Sonny! ...this game's harder than winning the Crazy Caption contest!" [Brandon Wood]

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Next Friday, May 3, 2024
ALBUMS
ICF Worship Undeserving - EP [Integrity]
Frank Lenz Blending In - EP [Velvet Blue]
P.O.D. Veritas [Mascot]
Soweto Gospel Choir History of House, Vol. 1 EP [Gallo]

SINGLES
Brotality It Feeds - Single (independent)
Brennley Brown Miracle Story - Single [Provident]
Clemency Victory - Single (independent)
Coquí Today - Single [DREAM]
Crowder Even in EXILE - Single [Capitol CMG]
Down East Boys He Looked Beyond My Fault (Radio Edit) - Single [Sonlite]
Elevation Rhythm Goodbye Yesterday (feat. Grace Binion) - Single [Elevation]
Brandon Heath Highly Favored (feat. Ryan Ellis) - Single [Centricity]
Illustrate & Procyse Power - Single [Polished Arrow]
Joseph SD This Life (feat. YP) - Single (independent)
Lakewood Music Outnumbered - Single (independent)
Iveth Luna One of a Kind - Single [Red Street]
planetboom Till The Walls Come Down - Single [Venture3Media]
Bay Turner Brand New - Single [Centricity]
Thrive Worship Give Thanks - Single [Integrity]
V1 Worship Your House - Single [DREAM]
Wande Send That (feat. Lecrae) - Single [Reach]

VINYL
Ellie Holcomb All of My Days [Capitol CMG]

Next Friday, May 10, 2024
ALBUMS
Jasmine Brady Lover of My Soul [Regeneration Music]

SINGLES
Jordan St. Cyr My Foundation - Single [BEC]
Sidewalk Prophets Hurt People (Love Will Heal Our Hearts) - Single [Curb]
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