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"Ow! Why do I keep on hitting myself with the guitar?!" [RAWK]

You can only truly feel the softness of the guitar with your cheek. [MC]

"Oh how I miss the days of violin." [Melody]

"I know, I miss Phil too" [zakk] *winner*

"It's okay, my dear little guitar... tell Daddy all about it, I'm listening..." [da_catholic_girl]

*sighs* "I love my guitar." [Abbey B.]

See, they weren't lying when they said he could play in his sleep. [Bearclaws]

To be able to play the guitar one must first become the guitar [MikeyTFKfan]

"...and wuv.. troo wuv.. is wut bwings us toogeva toooday.." [shrynk]

Then Peter heard a little voice from inside his guitar [Harry]

After a late concert the previous night, Peter's energy gave out mid-song. [leah]

"Now, class! Today's lesson is about treating your guitars with love and respect. I will now demonstrate." [DanceForJesus]

"Wait.... you mean the guitars not plugged in??" [kyaL]

"I am free to run! I am free to dance! I am free to hug guitars!" [Joseph]

"Jody... Jody... Can you hear me? We need you back! With Phil gone, we can't reach the hair quota." [Lisa]

"Hello? Mom? Yeah, I got a new phone..." [coolchica]

"What's that? Does my widdle guitar need its strings changed?" [Jeff B.]

Superglue + Guitar + Ear = Pain [beans22]

"Don't tell the others, but you're really my favorite guitar." [Rob]

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This Tuesday, April 1, 2025
SINGLES
Sleeping At Last Build - Single (independent)

This Friday, April 4, 2025
ALBUMS
Jon Guerra Jesus (independent)
Faith Worship Arts Fill This House [DREAM Worship]
Knaladeus Deus Hymns: For Worship & Adoration [Syntax]
Greg LaFollette Holy Week Volume Two (independent)
Silent Music Owl (independent)
TAYA The Reminder [Capitol CMG]
Tundra Eternal [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
AyeTJ Changed You - Single [Syntax]
The Beautiful Gate Come, Lord Jesus (I Want to See) - Single (independent)
Behold The Beloved Dear Marty - Single (independent)
Drenae & OnBeatMusic Mad@Me - Single [Syntax]
Free Worship Haz Tu Voluntad - Single [BEC]
Hunter Plake & River Valley AGES Presence is Peace - Single [BEC]
Kevi Morse Set In Stone - Single [Syntax]
REFVGE, Cyfë II, & Josh Lecroy W A S H . M E . C L E A N (ft. Bianca Silver & WAY?) - Single [Syntax]
River Valley Worship Great and Lowly King - Single [BEC]
Sky Hymnal When I Survey the Wondrous Cross - Single (independent)
Jordan St. Cyr My Foundation (Acoustic) - Single [BEC]

Next Friday, April 11, 2025
ALBUMS
Benjamin William Hastings How I'd sing it on a sunday (from the studio) [Capitol CMG]
Life.Church Worship The Way (independent)
Tommee Profitt, Sam Tinnesz The Fall [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Melody Noel So Good - Single (independent)
Phil Wickham What An Awesome God - Single [Fair Trade]
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