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Crazy Caption Photo No.165: "CATScan Crowns"

(pictured: Mark Hall of Casting Crowns)
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"Yay...I get to have a colonoscopy!!!" [Jeff]

With sales being slightly down for Casting Crowns, Mark decided it was time to pick up a side job. [I-am-an-alien]

They were all ready to take the picture, and then, just as the shutter clicked... the rapture. [taylorwwjd]

After winning yet another Dove Award, Mark was so excited that he jumped out of his coma and exclaimedd, "Just kidding!" [Mary]

"JFH all the way, baby!" [JustLikeYou]

"Hey guys, the operation worked! I can move my thumbs!" [sam]

The doctors had never seen anyone so excited about getting a brain transplant. Then again, they had never done a brain transplant before. [Xanatos]

"I'm trading in my Star Wars desk and bringin' this bad boy home!" [GSutis01]

"Our next music video will use real footage from my surgery!" [Connor]

"Don't worry, it's perfectly painle-- oh. your Medicare is expired. You're stuck with this guy." [Willis]

Who's got two thumbs and no idea how to operate... THAT GUY! [beaniemocha]

It really boosted his self-esteem to see what a great job he did painting those flowers on the wall. [Lara]

Mark just wanted to prove that he was perfectly okay with the fact that they were going to operate without any anesthetic. [JesusGirl96]

"...And this is where I woke up after the stagedive!" [Travvv]

"I killed a man, with these thumbs!" [invincible]

He still has no idea we aren't going out for ice cream. [Super Sassquatch]

"Sir, we're just gonna calm things down now, and check your blood pressure." [ABGIRL]

"He said I could have a lollipop when we're done!" [newsboyphreek]

CATScan Crowns [zorroshow]

It was only then that Mark was informed that he was supposed to be performing surgery, not a disappearing trick. [WanderingStar]

Mark is thrilled to learn that even in surgery he will remain in the spotlight. [Ann]

"If I don't make it through this, give this picture to my wife." [Jacob] *winner*

"The good news is your face will only be stuck like that for a few hours.... the bad news is, I have a camera." [nonconformist777]

This Weeks Winner
Jacob won a pre-release copy of Tenth Avenue North's new album, The Light Meets The Dark (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

 

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Next Friday, May 3, 2024
ALBUMS
ICF Worship Undeserving - EP [Integrity]
Frank Lenz Blending In - EP [Velvet Blue]
P.O.D. Veritas [Mascot]
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SINGLES
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Clemency Victory - Single (independent)
Coquí Today - Single [DREAM]
Crowder Even in EXILE - Single [Capitol CMG]
Down East Boys He Looked Beyond My Fault (Radio Edit) - Single [Sonlite]
Elevation Rhythm Goodbye Yesterday (feat. Grace Binion) - Single [Elevation]
Brandon Heath Highly Favored (feat. Ryan Ellis) - Single [Centricity]
Illustrate & Procyse Power - Single [Polished Arrow]
Joseph SD This Life (feat. YP) - Single (independent)
Lakewood Music Outnumbered - Single (independent)
Iveth Luna One of a Kind - Single [Red Street]
planetboom Till The Walls Come Down - Single [Venture3Media]
Mac Powell Like It's Nothing (Live) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Bay Turner Brand New - Single [Centricity]
Thrive Worship Give Thanks - Single [Integrity]
V1 Worship Your House - Single [DREAM]
Wande Send That (feat. Lecrae) - Single [Reach]

VINYL
Ellie Holcomb All of My Days [Capitol CMG]

Next Friday, May 10, 2024
ALBUMS
Jasmine Brady Lover of My Soul [Regeneration Music]

SINGLES
Dex the Nerd Who Loves Jesus Stop Playing with Fire - Single (independent)
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Jordan St. Cyr My Foundation - Single [BEC]
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