Name: Roger Gelwicks
Role At JfH: Review Writer
Birthday: November 20, 1991
E-mail: Staff Contact Form
Blog: Death by Comma Splice
Pets: Magnolia, a toy poodle
Job Status: Student
Car: 2003 Mercury Sable
Education: Senior at Cedarville University
Hobbies: Writing, public speaking, acting, photography, playing drums, web design, and a whole lot more!
Pet Peeves: Almost every Will Ferrell comedy (especially Elf), people who can't accept compliments, artists who use shock value for the sake of being needlessly controversial.
Thing you MUST Know: That's "Gelwicks" with a hard-g like in the word "guest".
Guilty Pleasures: Anything that's made from potatoes and fried.
Favorite TV Shows: SNL reruns, Arrested Development, Burn Notice, Psych, new discoveries from Netflix
Favorite Movie: Way too many to list them all, but here's a few: Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Spider-man trilogy (Spider-men? Spider-mans?), Star Wars original trilogy, Breach, UHF, Rocky, The Emperor's New Groove, etc.
Favorite Books: All 66 in the Bible, of course, but I've always loved A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. It's black humor at its finest!
Favorite Bands: Anberlin, Relient K, Switchfoot, Future of Forestry
Favorite Animal: Komodo dragons are the real deal. They can run, swim, and climb trees. AND they kill their prey with their spit. Wouldn't you LOVE to run into one someday?
Favorite Food: Pepperoni pizza
Favorite Fast Food: Anything but White Castle. I know it's a "love it or hate it" place, but the smell…??
Favorite Breakfast Cereal: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Favorite Drink: Vanilla Coke
Favorite Candy: Anything peanut butter-related, especially Reese's Pieces.
Most Embarrassing Moment: Once I was at a seafood restaurant bathroom,
and I saw a paper toilet seat cover dispenser. For some strange reason, I thought they were lobster bibs, so I hooked one around my neck and wore it back to my table. *cringe*
Little-known Super Power: I will beat you in a pun-off battle.