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Crazy Caption Photo No.034: "Tooth Display"

(pictured: Chris Thomas of The Elms - photo from ccmmagazine.com)
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Chris Thomas is proud to be cavity free! [truthrebel]

"This is what I got for winning Lloyd's Crazy Captions Contest!" [SquidKing]

"Crest! - The Fresh Maker!" [Laura]

9 out of 10 Christian drummers choose Crest. [brandon v.]

"I don't think this is Crest! Why does it smell an awful lot like Preperation H?" [joy]

"Those tricksey, false Hobbitses will not take my Crest toothpaste... my precious!" [Arwen of Rivendell]

"Man, this astronaut food tastes kinda funny!" [Stephanie O]

"Who says the sparkly Crest is for kids?" [Nic04]

...and all of the sudden, he realized that he had accidentally grabbed the new flavor tester- Pistachio Beef. [Kat]

Chris was a little startled when he found that KJ-52's song "Ya Bref Stank" was about him. [haley]

"Tooth and Nail records!? No, think of another..." [SmoothSteve]

"That's right.... not only can you have fresh, clean teeth, but now, Crest has teamed up with Rogaine to give you hair like this!" [Cupcake]

Little did he know it was actually laxative. [Your luv nvr changes]

This Weeks Winner
SmoothSteve won a copy of Side Walk Slam's brand new record ...And We Drive

 

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This Friday, July 31
ALBUMS
Pat Barrett, Worship Together Burn in Us [Capitol CMG]
Joseph Habedank The Worship Album [Gaither]
ICONIC II [Frontiers]
Jamie MacDonald Left It In The River (Reimagined) - EP [Capitol CMG]
William McDowell Dreams, Revelations & Moments [Integrated Music Rights]
Dante' Pride Come As You Are - EP [Tamla/Capitol CMG]
Sower Contrast (independent)
Starflyer 59 Disappointed E.P. [Velvet Blue]

SINGLES
99 APEX Move - Single [Syntax]
A Mose Spirit Rhythm - Single [Syntax]
Aaron Cole Usher In The Spirit Again (feat. Jonathan McReynolds & Tenroc) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Howard Gripp Welcome To Your Life - Single (independent)
Matt Hammitt Walk on the Water Moment - Single [Gotee]
Hillside Recording Come Back Home - Single (independent)
JusRzd, Cyrus Sonata, & Mic Wise LHM - Single [Syntax]
KNGDM REVIVAL OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream]
Natalie Layne Still Running To You - Single [Centricity]
Gabrielle Lovelace Screen Door - Single [Old Bear]
MotionPlus, Braille Overdue - Single [Gospel Banquet]
Jeannie Ortega Sorry - Single [Syntax]
Drew Parker Blame Jesus (feat. Steven Curtis Chapman) - Single (independent)
Matthew Plante ICED OUT CROSS - Single [Dream]
Razzie & DTG Rich EEH - Single [Syntax]
We Are Messengers Room For You - Single [Wings]

VINYL
IONA IONA vinyl box set Vinyl (independent)

Next Wednesday, August 5
ALBUMS
Life.Church Switch Simple - EP (independent)

Next Friday, August 7
ALBUMS
The Choir Dragonfly [Galaxy 21]
John Elefante Stories: The John Elefante Collection [Girder]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship Child of God - Single [Dream]
Francesca Battistelli He Will - Single [Curb]
Josh Grove Trust (Psalm 13) - Single (independent)
Allan Scott Everybody Needs Someone - Single [Dream]
Good Weather Forecast, SOFYKA NOMADIC TENDENCIES - Single [Dream]
Carly Ann Taylor Lifeline - Single [Wings]
Vineyard Worship Reign Forevermore - Single [Vineyard]
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