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Crazy Caption Photo No.034: "Tooth Display"

(pictured: Chris Thomas of The Elms - photo from ccmmagazine.com)
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Chris Thomas is proud to be cavity free! [truthrebel]

"This is what I got for winning Lloyd's Crazy Captions Contest!" [SquidKing]

"Crest! - The Fresh Maker!" [Laura]

9 out of 10 Christian drummers choose Crest. [brandon v.]

"I don't think this is Crest! Why does it smell an awful lot like Preperation H?" [joy]

"Those tricksey, false Hobbitses will not take my Crest toothpaste... my precious!" [Arwen of Rivendell]

"Man, this astronaut food tastes kinda funny!" [Stephanie O]

"Who says the sparkly Crest is for kids?" [Nic04]

...and all of the sudden, he realized that he had accidentally grabbed the new flavor tester- Pistachio Beef. [Kat]

Chris was a little startled when he found that KJ-52's song "Ya Bref Stank" was about him. [haley]

"Tooth and Nail records!? No, think of another..." [SmoothSteve]

"That's right.... not only can you have fresh, clean teeth, but now, Crest has teamed up with Rogaine to give you hair like this!" [Cupcake]

Little did he know it was actually laxative. [Your luv nvr changes]

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SmoothSteve won a copy of Side Walk Slam's brand new record ...And We Drive

 

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Next Friday, May 3, 2024
ALBUMS
ICF Worship Undeserving - EP [Integrity]
Frank Lenz Blending In - EP [Velvet Blue]
P.O.D. Veritas [Mascot]
Soweto Gospel Choir History of House, Vol. 1 EP [Gallo]

SINGLES
Brotality It Feeds - Single (independent)
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Clemency Victory - Single (independent)
Coquí Today - Single [DREAM]
Crowder Even in EXILE - Single [Capitol CMG]
Down East Boys He Looked Beyond My Fault (Radio Edit) - Single [Sonlite]
Elevation Rhythm Goodbye Yesterday (feat. Grace Binion) - Single [Elevation]
Brandon Heath Highly Favored (feat. Ryan Ellis) - Single [Centricity]
Illustrate & Procyse Power - Single [Polished Arrow]
Joseph SD This Life (feat. YP) - Single (independent)
Lakewood Music Outnumbered - Single (independent)
Iveth Luna One of a Kind - Single [Red Street]
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Bay Turner Brand New - Single [Centricity]
Thrive Worship Give Thanks - Single [Integrity]
V1 Worship Your House - Single [DREAM]
Wande Send That (feat. Lecrae) - Single [Reach]

VINYL
Ellie Holcomb All of My Days [Capitol CMG]

Next Friday, May 10, 2024
ALBUMS
Jasmine Brady Lover of My Soul [Regeneration Music]

SINGLES
Jordan St. Cyr My Foundation - Single [BEC]
Sidewalk Prophets Hurt People (Love Will Heal Our Hearts) - Single [Curb]
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