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Chris Thomas is proud to be cavity free! [truthrebel]

"This is what I got for winning Lloyd's Crazy Captions Contest!" [SquidKing]

"Crest! - The Fresh Maker!" [Laura]

9 out of 10 Christian drummers choose Crest. [brandon v.]

"I don't think this is Crest! Why does it smell an awful lot like Preperation H?" [joy]

"Those tricksey, false Hobbitses will not take my Crest toothpaste... my precious!" [Arwen of Rivendell]

"Man, this astronaut food tastes kinda funny!" [Stephanie O]

"Who says the sparkly Crest is for kids?" [Nic04]

...and all of the sudden, he realized that he had accidentally grabbed the new flavor tester- Pistachio Beef. [Kat]

Chris was a little startled when he found that KJ-52's song "Ya Bref Stank" was about him. [haley]

"Tooth and Nail records!? No, think of another..." [SmoothSteve]

"That's right.... not only can you have fresh, clean teeth, but now, Crest has teamed up with Rogaine to give you hair like this!" [Cupcake]

Little did he know it was actually laxative. [Your luv nvr changes]

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SmoothSteve won a copy of Side Walk Slam's brand new record ...And We Drive

 

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, August 8, 2025
ALBUMS
Bir Witness The Forgotten: A World The Forgot God Exists (independent)
C4 Crotona When Heaven Hears Gunshots [Syntax]
CXMMXNS All The Praise Belongs [Provident]
Blessing Offor Real [Capitol CMG]
Jameson McGregor Peregrine (independent)
MercyMe Wonder and Awe [Fair Trade]
Zane Walls Think About Me - EP [DREAM]

SINGLES
Coqui LIVING 2 DIE - Single [DREAM]
Leanna Crawford Borrow Mine - Single [Provident]
Luvell Elevado ALTAR - Single [Syntax]
Forrest Frank Selah - Single [Capitol CMG]
Mike Geo I Will Be Your Home - Single [Syntax]
Amy Jay How The Mind Can Be A Trap - Single (independent)
KB, Aline Barros, Brenno, Brunno Ramos Santo (HLY FOREVER) - Single [Provident]
Myles Maestro Feel Good! - Single [Syntax]
Paul and Hannah McClure Good Things (Live) - Single [Bethel]
No Vain Glory FREEZE - Single [Syntax]
Troy Patterson Just Function - Single [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Church Kidz - Double Single [Reach]
Josiah Queen I'll Fly Away (feat. Benjamin William Hastings) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Sound Street Goodness of God - Single [Sonlite]
We Are Messengers Losing You - Single [Curb]
Corey Wise RIN (ft. Corrine Mason) - Single [Syntax]

Next Wednesday, August 13, 2025
ALBUMS
Various Artists Songs We've Been Trying To Tell You About (And Others We Haven't), Vol. 14 [JFH Music]

Next Friday, August 15, 2025
ALBUMS
Mark Bishop Grandkids - EP [Sonlite]
The CCC Collective Brooklyn Culture (independent)
Equippers Worship Awe [DREAM Worship]
The Final Witness Beneath The Altar [Rottweiler]
Grammatrain Flying Collector's Edition CD [Girder]
Grammatrain Lonely House 30th Anniversary Edition CD [Girder]
Katy Nichole Honest Conversations [Centricity]
Relentless Pursuit Apocalypsis (independent)
Joel Vaughn Feel It - EP [DREAM]

SINGLES
Johan Åsgärde Coming Home - Single [Gotee]
Jeff Deyo There is a Fire - Single (independent)
Steven Malcolm All God - Single [Curb]
Brandon Lake, Phil Wickham, & Elevation Worship So So Good (Live) - Single [Fair Trade]

VINYL
Grammatrain Flying Vinyl [Girder]
Grammatrain Lonely House 30th Anniversary Edition Vinyl [Girder]
Newsboys Going Public Vinyl [Girder]
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