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Crazy Caption Photo No.034: "Tooth Display"

(pictured: Chris Thomas of The Elms - photo from ccmmagazine.com)
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Chris Thomas is proud to be cavity free! [truthrebel]

"This is what I got for winning Lloyd's Crazy Captions Contest!" [SquidKing]

"Crest! - The Fresh Maker!" [Laura]

9 out of 10 Christian drummers choose Crest. [brandon v.]

"I don't think this is Crest! Why does it smell an awful lot like Preperation H?" [joy]

"Those tricksey, false Hobbitses will not take my Crest toothpaste... my precious!" [Arwen of Rivendell]

"Man, this astronaut food tastes kinda funny!" [Stephanie O]

"Who says the sparkly Crest is for kids?" [Nic04]

...and all of the sudden, he realized that he had accidentally grabbed the new flavor tester- Pistachio Beef. [Kat]

Chris was a little startled when he found that KJ-52's song "Ya Bref Stank" was about him. [haley]

"Tooth and Nail records!? No, think of another..." [SmoothSteve]

"That's right.... not only can you have fresh, clean teeth, but now, Crest has teamed up with Rogaine to give you hair like this!" [Cupcake]

Little did he know it was actually laxative. [Your luv nvr changes]

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ALBUMS
Spoken Worth A.C.T.S. - EP (independent)

This Friday, February 23, 2024
ALBUMS
Eonia Passing [The Charon Collective]
Anthony Evans REVIVE [Sherman James]
Steven Malcolm BOATS [IVAV/Word]
Switch Symphony (Deluxe Edition) [DREAM]
Zauntee We Already Won [BEC]

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Canyon Hills Worship Prayer For This Gathering - Single [DREAM]
Aaron Cole I Love It - Single [Provident]
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Open Heaven My Story - Single [DREAM]
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The Rocket Summer Don't Be Yourself - Single [Aviate]
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The Talleys Hallelujah Praise The Lamb (Live) - Single [Crossroads]
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ALBUMS
Josh Baldwin Made for More [Bethel]
Free Worship My Soul Sings (Deluxe Edition) [BEC]
Hillsong Chapel A Call to Worship - EP [Capitol CMG]
Branan Murphy Life is Hard. God is Good. [DREAM]
Passion Call on Heaven [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Mark Tedder Miracles - If people will pray - Single [7Core]
We Are Messengers I Found Rest - Single [Curb]


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