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Crazy Caption Photo No.060: "Guitar Licks"

(pictured: Jon Foreman of Switchfoot from Rachel H.)
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And it's another beautiful meltdown for Jon Foreman... [dallas]

Guitar Lesson No. 4: Feedback is not a one on one talk with your instrument. [Steve]

"If you pick my caption I'll eat this guitar!" [Kalista]

After months of busy touring, the strain finally proved to be too much for him... and for one wild moment... he simply lost it... [Don Pablo]

"You're wrong guys, I bet I CAN fit the whole guitar in my mouth!" [seagull boy]

"My precious..." [cursive]

Our top story: Jon Foreman's much beloved guitar did not make it last night after being dropped during a show. As seen here, the guitar was in critical condition as Jon tried to revive it. It was quickly rushed off stage, but Jon was faced with a tough decision. At about 2:00 AM this morning, the choice was made to pull the plug...disconnecting it from the amp. The guitar will be laid to rest on Thursday, and will be missed by many. In other news... [tasha!]

"Get in my belly!" [Amanda]

"Need to take my vitamins: E, A, D, G, B" [T.C.]

"Do you understand the words comin' out of my mouth?!" [Jennifer Terry]

"What do you mean gullible is written on my fretboard?... HEY!!!" [Jasond]

"Guitar... it's what's for dinner." [brandon hill]

It was then that they realized that Jon was NOT more than fine [Bri]

gui·tar \'gi-"tär (noun) a flat-bodied stringed instrument with a long fretted neck and usually six strings plucked with a pick or with the fingers; played, not eaten [craaazy wawa]

To be a good guitar player, you have to live, eat, and breathe guitar. Here is an example of that advice being taken too seriously. [OrrinG.]

Some say he loved his instrument just a little too much. He wept like a baby when he found it was scratched. [The Dooby Brothers]

"Hungry? Why wait?" [kevinnotmax]

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This Thursday, November 20, 2025
SINGLES
The Rocky Valentines Happy Thanksgiving - Double Single [Velvet Blue]

This Friday, November 21, 2025
ALBUMS
Drew Holcomb & the Neighbors, Ellie Holcomb I'll Be Home for Christmas - EP [Magnolia]
Joseph Habedank The Great Adventure: A Tribute to Steven Curtis Chapman [Daywind]
Andrew Marcus Christmas - EP (independent)
Stryper The Greatest Gift Of All [Frontiers]

SINGLES
Cliff & Antoinette Murray Happy Thanksgiving - Single [DREAM]
Good Weather Forecast Little Christmas - Single [DREAM]
Jake MacAdam, Mark & Sarah Tillman Christ Has Come - Single [Ocean House]
Life.Church Worship A Thousand Blessings - Single [Ocean House]
Seph Schlueter Cling To The Cross (feat. Matt Maher) - Single [sixsteps]
We The Kingdom Dear Jesus - Single [Capitol CMG]

VINYL
Stryper The Greatest Gift Of All Vinyl [Girder]

Next Friday, November 28, 2025
ALBUMS
Seth Davey Words in the Wounds (independent)
Emery White Line Fever (Remastered) - Disc Two (independent)

SINGLES
Ashes Awaken For You - Single [MTS]
Ian Austin Simpler Times (feat. Heather Suzanne) - Single [Ocean House]
Hillside Recording Unto Us - Single [Ocean House]

VINYL
John Schlitt The Christmas Project Vinyl [Girder]


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