(pictured: Josh Havens and Matt Fuqua of The Afters)
"Say it! 'Mac's are totally better than Windows!'" [zakk]
"What you say about my momma going to college?" [Project 10/16]
"Dude for the last time, I didn't steal your girlfriend! I was just talking to her on AIM." [Hawk_Nelson_Chica]
"Release....me....." [Ko-Winky-Dink]
"I spent 14 hours on that song! You are not about to add the 'Peanut Butter Jelly Time' track in the background!" [Jayson]
Some would say it was inevitable. You just can't have two #1 Minesweeper players. [Danro]
You think this is bad?!? You should see him when he doesn't get his coffee! [metel6]
Is it just me or do Christian Rock lyrics seem to be getting more aggresive every day? [new_phoenix87]
The poor guy's caption never got picked. He finally broke... [Ransomed316]
"My hair is NOT lame!" [JavaTheHut_QualityBeanJuice]
"Congratulations! You've just opened the butterfly virus! Within the next five minutes, everyone you have ever sent an e-mail to will be infected! Good luck finding some new friends!" [CocoPuff]
"Seriously dude stop choking me! We got a gig in the morning" [the shakiest gun in the east]
The AFTERshock [josiah]
Suddenly from lack of oxygen, the computer screen became highly amusing and he couldn't contain his laughter [Sami Valavaara]
"No, no, no. I'm hugging you. It only feels like I'm trying to break your neck...." [headah]
"No! I wasn't putting the video of you singing in the shower, uh, I mean *gaaak!*" [Jeffy]
"...you see, if you grip the wrist, you get much better leverage, rendering them motionless" [ewok]
Romans 16:16 - Greet one another with a holy headlock. [buck]
"Why am I not on your Top 8?!? I thought my friendship meant something to you!!!" [Joanna]
"Woah... slow down there, Padre... too much love... TOO MUCH LOVE!!!" [Patzer]
"I told you... I needed more cow bell!" [Breeeeek]
This Friday, March 24, 2023
ALBUMS August Burns Red Death Below [SharpTone] The Kingsmen Decades: Vol. 1 & 2 [Crossroads] Owl City Coco Moon (independent) Project 86 OMNI, Part 1 (independent) Stockholm Worship Other Side [Capitol CMG] Micah Tyler People Like US - EP [Fair Trade] Wilder Woods FEVER / SKY (independent)
SINGLES Amy Grant Trees We'll Never See - Single [AG/Capitol] The Rocket Summer Sing At The Top - Single [Aviate]
Next Friday, March 31, 2023
ALBUMS The Classic Crime GRIM AGE (independent) The Ongoing Concept Again [Solid State]