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Crazy Caption Photo No.108: "The AFTERshock"

(pictured: Josh Havens and Matt Fuqua of The Afters)
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"Say it! 'Mac's are totally better than Windows!'" [zakk]

"What you say about my momma going to college?" [Project 10/16]

"Dude for the last time, I didn't steal your girlfriend! I was just talking to her on AIM." [Hawk_Nelson_Chica]

"Release....me....." [Ko-Winky-Dink]

"I spent 14 hours on that song! You are not about to add the 'Peanut Butter Jelly Time' track in the background!" [Jayson]

Some would say it was inevitable. You just can't have two #1 Minesweeper players. [Danro]

You think this is bad?!? You should see him when he doesn't get his coffee! [metel6]

Is it just me or do Christian Rock lyrics seem to be getting more aggresive every day? [new_phoenix87]

The poor guy's caption never got picked. He finally broke... [Ransomed316]

"My hair is NOT lame!" [JavaTheHut_QualityBeanJuice]

"Congratulations! You've just opened the butterfly virus! Within the next five minutes, everyone you have ever sent an e-mail to will be infected! Good luck finding some new friends!" [CocoPuff]

"Seriously dude stop choking me! We got a gig in the morning" [the shakiest gun in the east]

The AFTERshock [josiah]

Suddenly from lack of oxygen, the computer screen became highly amusing and he couldn't contain his laughter [Sami Valavaara]

"No, no, no. I'm hugging you. It only feels like I'm trying to break your neck...." [headah]

"No! I wasn't putting the video of you singing in the shower, uh, I mean *gaaak!*" [Jeffy]

"...you see, if you grip the wrist, you get much better leverage, rendering them motionless" [ewok]

Romans 16:16 - Greet one another with a holy headlock. [buck]

"Why am I not on your Top 8?!? I thought my friendship meant something to you!!!" [Joanna]

"Woah... slow down there, Padre... too much love... TOO MUCH LOVE!!!" [Patzer]

"I told you... I needed more cow bell!" [Breeeeek]

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