(pictured: Josh Havens and Matt Fuqua of The Afters)
"Say it! 'Mac's are totally better than Windows!'" [zakk]
"What you say about my momma going to college?" [Project 10/16]
"Dude for the last time, I didn't steal your girlfriend! I was just talking to her on AIM." [Hawk_Nelson_Chica]
"Release....me....." [Ko-Winky-Dink]
"I spent 14 hours on that song! You are not about to add the 'Peanut Butter Jelly Time' track in the background!" [Jayson]
Some would say it was inevitable. You just can't have two #1 Minesweeper players. [Danro]
You think this is bad?!? You should see him when he doesn't get his coffee! [metel6]
Is it just me or do Christian Rock lyrics seem to be getting more aggresive every day? [new_phoenix87]
The poor guy's caption never got picked. He finally broke... [Ransomed316]
"My hair is NOT lame!" [JavaTheHut_QualityBeanJuice]
"Congratulations! You've just opened the butterfly virus! Within the next five minutes, everyone you have ever sent an e-mail to will be infected! Good luck finding some new friends!" [CocoPuff]
"Seriously dude stop choking me! We got a gig in the morning" [the shakiest gun in the east]
The AFTERshock [josiah]
Suddenly from lack of oxygen, the computer screen became highly amusing and he couldn't contain his laughter [Sami Valavaara]
"No, no, no. I'm hugging you. It only feels like I'm trying to break your neck...." [headah]
"No! I wasn't putting the video of you singing in the shower, uh, I mean *gaaak!*" [Jeffy]
"...you see, if you grip the wrist, you get much better leverage, rendering them motionless" [ewok]
Romans 16:16 - Greet one another with a holy headlock. [buck]
"Why am I not on your Top 8?!? I thought my friendship meant something to you!!!" [Joanna]
"Woah... slow down there, Padre... too much love... TOO MUCH LOVE!!!" [Patzer]
"I told you... I needed more cow bell!" [Breeeeek]
This Friday, May 16, 2025
ALBUMS Confessions of a Traitor This Pain Will Serve You [Facedown] Free Worship Praise Before It Happens [BEC] GVTH DVDDY GVTH DVDDY [Velvet Blue] Karen Peck & New River Good Answers [Daywind] Lecrae & Miles Minnick Get Well Soon! [Reach] Seventh Day Slumber Fractured Paradise: Garden of Shadows [Rockfest] Sons of Sunday Sons of Sunday [Elevation]
SINGLES AyeTJ Outdated - Single [Syntax] Elan Brio Perfect Timing - Single (independent) Melissa D Will I Be Bored in Heaven? - Single (independent) Will Kellum Ready or Not - Single [Syntax] Britt Nicole FAITH - Single (independent) Makara Walk By Faith - Single [DREAM/DBMIX] MAYIA Where Do I Go? (ft. Cutright) - Single [Syntax] Matt Sassano My Armor - Single (independent) Seph Schlueter Won't Start Now - Single [Provident]
VINYL Petra The Best For Last (Studio Edition) Vinyl [Girder]
Next Tuesday, May 20, 2025
BOOKS Shai Linne Penelope Judd [B&H] Tauren Wells Joy Bomb: Unleash Jesus’s Explosive Joy for an Extraordinary Life [Zondervan]
Next Friday, May 23, 2025
ALBUMS Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin [Curb] ELEVATION RHYTHM Victory Lap [Elevation] Signum Regis The Eyes of Power (Remixed & Remastered 2025) [Beyond the Storm]
SINGLES Roxanne Grace Road Trip - Single [DREAM] V1 Worship Fool for You - Single [DREAM Worship]