(pictured: Josh Havens and Matt Fuqua of The Afters)
"Say it! 'Mac's are totally better than Windows!'" [zakk]
"What you say about my momma going to college?" [Project 10/16]
"Dude for the last time, I didn't steal your girlfriend! I was just talking to her on AIM." [Hawk_Nelson_Chica]
"Release....me....." [Ko-Winky-Dink]
"I spent 14 hours on that song! You are not about to add the 'Peanut Butter Jelly Time' track in the background!" [Jayson]
Some would say it was inevitable. You just can't have two #1 Minesweeper players. [Danro]
You think this is bad?!? You should see him when he doesn't get his coffee! [metel6]
Is it just me or do Christian Rock lyrics seem to be getting more aggresive every day? [new_phoenix87]
The poor guy's caption never got picked. He finally broke... [Ransomed316]
"My hair is NOT lame!" [JavaTheHut_QualityBeanJuice]
"Congratulations! You've just opened the butterfly virus! Within the next five minutes, everyone you have ever sent an e-mail to will be infected! Good luck finding some new friends!" [CocoPuff]
"Seriously dude stop choking me! We got a gig in the morning" [the shakiest gun in the east]
The AFTERshock [josiah]
Suddenly from lack of oxygen, the computer screen became highly amusing and he couldn't contain his laughter [Sami Valavaara]
"No, no, no. I'm hugging you. It only feels like I'm trying to break your neck...." [headah]
"No! I wasn't putting the video of you singing in the shower, uh, I mean *gaaak!*" [Jeffy]
"...you see, if you grip the wrist, you get much better leverage, rendering them motionless" [ewok]
Romans 16:16 - Greet one another with a holy headlock. [buck]
"Why am I not on your Top 8?!? I thought my friendship meant something to you!!!" [Joanna]
"Woah... slow down there, Padre... too much love... TOO MUCH LOVE!!!" [Patzer]
"I told you... I needed more cow bell!" [Breeeeek]
This Tuesday, September 9, 2025 DC3 Bake Off - A COLORS SHOW - Single (independent) Former Ruins In Your Field - Single (independent) John Van Deusen Hallelujah Story - Single [Anotherland]
This Friday, September 12, 2025
ALBUMS Jervis Campbell Good Grief! (independent) Demon Hunter There Was A Light Here [Weapons MFG] Roxanne Grace Try Again [DREAM] Ellie Holcomb Far Country [Capitol CMG] Q-Flo & IAMOPB The Flo Pack II [Syntax] Sower Contemporary Christian Machine - EP (independent) twenty one pilots Breach [Fueled By Ramen] tylerhateslife MENTAL HEALTH [Syntax] Phil Wickham Song of the Saints [Fair Trade]
SINGLES BASECAMP Under the Blood (feat. Knaladeus) - Single [Polished Arrow Music] Dan Bremnes Find Yourself - Single [Curb] Matt Hammitt Days God Gave - Single (independent) I.A.N., Jordy Sam & OnBeatMusic GOD DID IT - Single [Syntax] Amy Jay Margins - Single (independent) Myles Maestro Time Bomb (Until I'm Gone) - Single [Syntax] Lexly Nirvana Mood ft. Michael Luis - Single [Syntax] Solachi Voz Test of Time - Single [Syntax] The Undertaking! Forever Remember - Single (independent) VOTA Magical - Single (independent)
Next Friday, September 19, 2025
ALBUMS Sho Baraka Midnight of a Good Culture (independent) Influence Music One True God (independent) LO Worship Songs For the Anxious Heart [Integrity] Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place [DREAM Worship] Lauren Mann Heaven - EP (independent) Mat & Savanna Just How Strong You Are (independent) Joel Vaughn TBA [DREAM] Zane Walls Dry Bones - EP [DREAM] Zach Williams Jesus Loves [Provident] Paul Wright GOD SONGS (independent)
SINGLES Frankie Orella Like This - Single (independent) John Waller & WallerCo & Eric Lee Brumley Surprise Me - Single [DREAM]