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Crazy Caption Photo No.130: "Contemporary Christian Muppets"

(pictured: Rob Beckley and Noah Henson of Pillar at the GRAMMYs)
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"Just one more question... Why are there so many songs about rainbows?" [flatfoot56frk]

"So, Kermit and I were wondering if we could be in the band??" [Felicia]

"Well, we are big advocates for Muppet Rights. We like to think that we've fought hard for muppet equality in the workplace." [allison]

"No, you may not use my 'amazingly square beard' to teach little kids about angles" [brent]

The guys from Pillar were speechless when they found out that even the muppets loved the new album. [Zacman]

No longer a headliner, this was all the publicity they could get. [ezrah]

CCM: Contemporary Christian Muppets [junefrogger]

This is when he realized that this was just like that reoccurring dream he had every night... [emy]

"I-I'm sorry, I get nervous in front of puppets...especially ones holding microphones" [Giggles the Germ]

The "Rob" puppet was such a smashing success that Jim Henson sent his people over immediately. Although he wore his trademark "HARDCORE ROCK FACE," Noah was pleased. [jon]

"Are you guys a member of the Green Party?" [Shane]

"Quick question Rob. That's a nice Jacket. ....Do they make it for guys?" [Super Sassquatch]

"Mmm, I'm thinkin fried shrimp and frog legs. How bout you?" [mr bean]

"Be honest, do my extra arms freak you out?" [babyjoy]

"Guess you didn't hear, this is a black tie event..." [Amber]

Noah: "No--I'm pretty sure I'm not related to Jim Henson" [theluke]

"Crud... not again." [Ian]

"Um, I'm not gonna smell it if that's what you want" [Meg]

"I can see it now! Pillar in Space, or The Pillar Christmas Carol!" [Hawk_Nelson_Loves_Me]

And Noah thought HE looked out of place. [criesofthepast]

The muppets just had to inquire how it was possible to clean the hat to that level of whiteness. [Aaron]

"Sorry, we didn't even really consider For the Love of the Muppets." [Kountry Gentleman]

Seconds later, Miss Piggy floored Noah, mistaking him for Kermit's new girlfriend. [JesusRocker]

This Weeks Winner
allison won a full prerelease copy of Pillar's latest album, For The Love Of The Game

 

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This Friday, March 17, 2023
ALBUMS
Benjamin William Hastings Benjamin William Hastings (And Then Some) [Capitol CMG]
Bethel Music Come Up Here [Bethel Music]
Consumed By Fire First Things First - EP [Red Street]
HLE Take Heart [Motown Gospel]
Integrity's Hosanna! Music Songs of Hope [Integrity]
Narnia Ghost Town (independent)
Buddy Mullins Fearless [StowTown]
The Primitive Quartet Stay Their Arms [Crossroads]
Shane & Shane Psalms, Hymns, and Spiritual Songs (Live) [Worship Initiative]
Michael W. Smith Worship Forever (Extended Edition) [MWS]
Still Worship Harp Vol. 1 [Integrity]
World Gone Cold World Gone Cold - EP [Rockfest]

SINGLES
Apollo LTD Redemption Song - Single [Centricity]
Caleb & John Hallelujah Feeling - Single [Fair Trade]
Cody Carnes Who is This Man - Single [Capitol CMG]
InSalvation Hij Leeft - Single [Integrated Music]
LaTocha I'm Yours - Single [Capitol CMG]
Jackson Michelson Three (feat. Point of Grace) - Single [Curb/Word]
Sarah Reeves Wanna Be Here - Single [Curb/Word]
Cade Thompson Tears - Single [Red Street]
Phil Wickham Sunday is Coming - Single [Fair Trade]
Mitch Wong Burial (feat. Hope Darst) - Single [Integrity]


Next Friday, March 24, 2023
ALBUMS
August Burns Red Death Below [SharpTone] The Kingsmen Decades: Vol. 1 & 2 [Crossroads] Owl City Coco Moon (independent)
Project 86 OMNI, Part 1 (independent)
Stockholm Worship Other Side [Capitol CMG] Micah Tyler People Like US - EP [Fair Trade]
Wilder Woods FEVER / SKY (independent)

SINGLES
Amy Grant Trees We'll Never See - Single [AG/Capitol] Housefires Can't Nobody - Single [Capitol CMG/Tribl]
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