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Crazy Caption Photo No.130: "Contemporary Christian Muppets"

(pictured: Rob Beckley and Noah Henson of Pillar at the GRAMMYs)
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"Just one more question... Why are there so many songs about rainbows?" [flatfoot56frk]

"So, Kermit and I were wondering if we could be in the band??" [Felicia]

"Well, we are big advocates for Muppet Rights. We like to think that we've fought hard for muppet equality in the workplace." [allison]

"No, you may not use my 'amazingly square beard' to teach little kids about angles" [brent]

The guys from Pillar were speechless when they found out that even the muppets loved the new album. [Zacman]

No longer a headliner, this was all the publicity they could get. [ezrah]

CCM: Contemporary Christian Muppets [junefrogger]

This is when he realized that this was just like that reoccurring dream he had every night... [emy]

"I-I'm sorry, I get nervous in front of puppets...especially ones holding microphones" [Giggles the Germ]

The "Rob" puppet was such a smashing success that Jim Henson sent his people over immediately. Although he wore his trademark "HARDCORE ROCK FACE," Noah was pleased. [jon]

"Are you guys a member of the Green Party?" [Shane]

"Quick question Rob. That's a nice Jacket. ....Do they make it for guys?" [Super Sassquatch]

"Mmm, I'm thinkin fried shrimp and frog legs. How bout you?" [mr bean]

"Be honest, do my extra arms freak you out?" [babyjoy]

"Guess you didn't hear, this is a black tie event..." [Amber]

Noah: "No--I'm pretty sure I'm not related to Jim Henson" [theluke]

"Crud... not again." [Ian]

"Um, I'm not gonna smell it if that's what you want" [Meg]

"I can see it now! Pillar in Space, or The Pillar Christmas Carol!" [Hawk_Nelson_Loves_Me]

And Noah thought HE looked out of place. [criesofthepast]

The muppets just had to inquire how it was possible to clean the hat to that level of whiteness. [Aaron]

"Sorry, we didn't even really consider For the Love of the Muppets." [Kountry Gentleman]

Seconds later, Miss Piggy floored Noah, mistaking him for Kermit's new girlfriend. [JesusRocker]

This Weeks Winner
allison won a full prerelease copy of Pillar's latest album, For The Love Of The Game

 

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This Friday, July 11, 2025
ALBUMS
Jason Gray Greatest Hits (Acoustic) [Centricity]
Hammock Nevertheless (independent)
Pastor Mike Jr. CONFETTI & CONSPIRACIES [Rock City]
Jeremy Rosado The Waiting Room [Capitol CMG]
Seph Schlueter Counting My Blessings [Provident]
Stars Go Dim Roses [Curb]
Various Artists Summer Playlist Twenty-Five [Reach]

SINGLES
Mark Bishop There's A Medicine For That - Single [Syntax]
Broken Daisies Better Man - Single (independent)
ChristianXXII Back Now - Single [DREAM]
CXMMXNS Mighty To Save (feat. Bella-Taylor Smith) - Single [Provident]
Drenae Poof Be Gone - Single [Syntax]
goodwill. Tell Me More - Single [Syntax]
Grace Graber RUN - Single (independent)
Travis Greene x Andra Day Let Freedom Ring - Single [Tribl]
Amy Jay Can't Go Back - Single (independent)
JusJames Praise You (Celebration) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Kelo Critique (ft. DreBeeze Da Godson & Justice Jackson) - Single [Syntax]
Jamie MacDonald Desperate (feat. Lauren Daigle) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Myles Maestro 280ZX - Single [Syntax]
Steven Malcolm YES (feat. for KING + COUNTRY and KB) - Single [Curb]
Mountclear Jazz, Kris Crunk, Dave Cleveland, Gabriel Bello In The Presence of Jehovah - Single [StowTown]
NXTMIKE JESUS IS NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND! - Single [Syntax]
Olive Trees Holy God - Single (independent)
Rachel Purcell New Name - Single [Centricity]
Q-Flo Get Up and Go (ft. Duprae) - Single [Syntax]
tonyxtrotter Rest - Single [Syntax]
Joel Vaughn Get Over It - Single [DREAM]
Brandon Watson Can't Help Myself - Single (independent)
Phil Wickham Song of the Saints - Single [Fair Trade]

VINYL
The Swirling Eddies Let's Spin! Vinyl [Girder]
The Swirling Eddies Outdoor Elvis Vinyl [Girder]
The Swirling Eddies Zoom Daddy Vinyl [Girder]

Next Friday, July 18, 2025
ALBUMS
Justin Gambino Just Like Jesus - EP [Residence Music]
The Inspirations Up Above The World So High [Horizon]
Mary-Clair Enough [Vere]
The Rocky Valentines Music On The Shelf [Velvet Blue]

SINGLES
Melvin Crispell III Reason To Dance - Single [Provident]
Crowder STILL (feat. Zach Williams) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Zane Walls Think About Me - Single [DREAM]
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