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Crazy Caption Photo No.130: "Contemporary Christian Muppets"

(pictured: Rob Beckley and Noah Henson of Pillar at the GRAMMYs)
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"Just one more question... Why are there so many songs about rainbows?" [flatfoot56frk]

"So, Kermit and I were wondering if we could be in the band??" [Felicia]

"Well, we are big advocates for Muppet Rights. We like to think that we've fought hard for muppet equality in the workplace." [allison]

"No, you may not use my 'amazingly square beard' to teach little kids about angles" [brent]

The guys from Pillar were speechless when they found out that even the muppets loved the new album. [Zacman]

No longer a headliner, this was all the publicity they could get. [ezrah]

CCM: Contemporary Christian Muppets [junefrogger]

This is when he realized that this was just like that reoccurring dream he had every night... [emy]

"I-I'm sorry, I get nervous in front of puppets...especially ones holding microphones" [Giggles the Germ]

The "Rob" puppet was such a smashing success that Jim Henson sent his people over immediately. Although he wore his trademark "HARDCORE ROCK FACE," Noah was pleased. [jon]

"Are you guys a member of the Green Party?" [Shane]

"Quick question Rob. That's a nice Jacket. ....Do they make it for guys?" [Super Sassquatch]

"Mmm, I'm thinkin fried shrimp and frog legs. How bout you?" [mr bean]

"Be honest, do my extra arms freak you out?" [babyjoy]

"Guess you didn't hear, this is a black tie event..." [Amber]

Noah: "No--I'm pretty sure I'm not related to Jim Henson" [theluke]

"Crud... not again." [Ian]

"Um, I'm not gonna smell it if that's what you want" [Meg]

"I can see it now! Pillar in Space, or The Pillar Christmas Carol!" [Hawk_Nelson_Loves_Me]

And Noah thought HE looked out of place. [criesofthepast]

The muppets just had to inquire how it was possible to clean the hat to that level of whiteness. [Aaron]

"Sorry, we didn't even really consider For the Love of the Muppets." [Kountry Gentleman]

Seconds later, Miss Piggy floored Noah, mistaking him for Kermit's new girlfriend. [JesusRocker]

This Weeks Winner
allison won a full prerelease copy of Pillar's latest album, For The Love Of The Game

 

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This Wednesday, September 30
ALBUMS
Poor Old Lu A Picture of the Eighth Wonder (Remastered) (independent)

This Friday, October 2
ALBUMS
Charles Billingsley Replay [StowTown]
Amy Grant The Me That Remains (Deluxe Edition) [Thirty Tigers]
Joebin Intercede (independent)
Lakewood Music House of Worship (Deluxe) (independent)
The Light Superior Dayspring [Rottweiler]
Jake MacAdam Source of Life - EP (independent)
Josh Snodgrass Praise (Instrumental Guitar) - EP (independent)
Tauren Wells Here Comes The Church (Live) [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Amber Lynn x Chris Blue And It Changes Everything - Single [Sonlite]
Francesca Battistelli Won't Miss A Moment - Single [Curb]
Beach Chapel VCR - Single (independent)
Gracie Binion & Bella Fabrizio Recompense - Single [BEC]
Bleach Epidermis Girl - Single [Residence]
Mack Brock Praise Upon Praise (Live at The River) - Single [Centricity]
Kaleb Carson I Know A Name - Single (independent)
Eighteen Mile Tears On the Altar - Single [Mountain Home]
Olivia Lane Mother's Eyes - Single [BEC]
m1L Life Changes - Single [Polished Arrow]
Jamie MacDonald A Million Chances (feat. Tori Kelly) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Chandler Marie Ride Away - Single (independent)
The Oak Ridge Boys How Great Thou Art - Single [Lightning Rod]
QEW, Cyrus Sonata 777 (No Wish) (ft. N!x) - Single [Syntax]
Steven Perez × Freddrick HalleluYAH!!! × J Payne Back At It - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 9
ALBUMS
Mat Kearney Hanging by a Heartstring (independent)
The Rocky Valentines Happy Halloween - EP [Velvet Blue]
SIGNUM REGIS Beyond Spacetime [Fireflash]
Skillet After The Storm - EP [Hear It Loud]

SINGLES
Chandler Letner Anyway - Single [Dream]
John Long All To Him I Owe - Single (independent)
Andy Riemersma I PRAISE YOU - Single [Dream]
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