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Crazy Caption Photo No.130: "Contemporary Christian Muppets"

(pictured: Rob Beckley and Noah Henson of Pillar at the GRAMMYs)
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"Just one more question... Why are there so many songs about rainbows?" [flatfoot56frk]

"So, Kermit and I were wondering if we could be in the band??" [Felicia]

"Well, we are big advocates for Muppet Rights. We like to think that we've fought hard for muppet equality in the workplace." [allison]

"No, you may not use my 'amazingly square beard' to teach little kids about angles" [brent]

The guys from Pillar were speechless when they found out that even the muppets loved the new album. [Zacman]

No longer a headliner, this was all the publicity they could get. [ezrah]

CCM: Contemporary Christian Muppets [junefrogger]

This is when he realized that this was just like that reoccurring dream he had every night... [emy]

"I-I'm sorry, I get nervous in front of puppets...especially ones holding microphones" [Giggles the Germ]

The "Rob" puppet was such a smashing success that Jim Henson sent his people over immediately. Although he wore his trademark "HARDCORE ROCK FACE," Noah was pleased. [jon]

"Are you guys a member of the Green Party?" [Shane]

"Quick question Rob. That's a nice Jacket. ....Do they make it for guys?" [Super Sassquatch]

"Mmm, I'm thinkin fried shrimp and frog legs. How bout you?" [mr bean]

"Be honest, do my extra arms freak you out?" [babyjoy]

"Guess you didn't hear, this is a black tie event..." [Amber]

Noah: "No--I'm pretty sure I'm not related to Jim Henson" [theluke]

"Crud... not again." [Ian]

"Um, I'm not gonna smell it if that's what you want" [Meg]

"I can see it now! Pillar in Space, or The Pillar Christmas Carol!" [Hawk_Nelson_Loves_Me]

And Noah thought HE looked out of place. [criesofthepast]

The muppets just had to inquire how it was possible to clean the hat to that level of whiteness. [Aaron]

"Sorry, we didn't even really consider For the Love of the Muppets." [Kountry Gentleman]

Seconds later, Miss Piggy floored Noah, mistaking him for Kermit's new girlfriend. [JesusRocker]

This Weeks Winner
allison won a full prerelease copy of Pillar's latest album, For The Love Of The Game

 

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This Wednesday, April 15, 2026
ALBUMS
Relentless Pursuit My Own Worst Enemy (independent)

This Thursday, April 16, 2026
SINGLES
A.G. McIntosh Better Than the Last - Single (independent)

This Friday, April 17, 2026
ALBUMS
Paul Baloche Yes, We Believe [Integrity]
Hulvey COULD BE TONIGHT (Wide Release) [Reach]
Love & The Outcome Sparrow - EP [Integrated Music Rights]
Procyse, iNTELLECT The Art of Faith [Polished Arrow]
JAI RIAN WHO I AM? [Syntax]

SINGLES
11th Hour Yes and Amen - Single [Sonlite]
Alphein Unsaid - Single [Syntax]
Lady Audri Alabaster Box - Single [Syntax]
AustinThaNoble Into Your Hands - Single [Syntax]
Elan Brio We Up Against It - Single [Fly Dog]
Brothrly Quiet - Single (independent)
CalledOut Music Grateful Heart (Thank You Jesus) - Single [Integrity]
Steven Curtis Chapman I Will Be Here (Instrumental) - Single [SCSEE / The Fuel]
Eddie Clark They Know Not What They Do - Single [Syntax]
Josh Grove New Life - Single (independent)
Noah Paul Harrison Christ That We Lift Higher - Single [Bethel]
Mat Kearney Catch A Fire - Single (independent)
Tasha Layton Meet Me In The Valley (feat. Ben Fuller) - Single [BEC]
Pep and Perk, PEABOD Rainy Days - Single (independent)
Saints in Exile & Cutright Good Won't Get You In - Single [Syntax]
SEU Worship A Forgiving God (Moments) - Single [Provident]
V1 Worship Sing Over Us - Single [Dream Worship]
MAYIA WARREN Take Me Back - Single [Syntax]
Madison Watkins God You Are - Single [Provident]
Matthew West Jesus is King - Single [Provident]

Next Friday, April 24, 2026
ALBUMS
Alexander Pappas Sunday - EP [Integrity]
Wilson Fairchild American Songbook: Country Classics and Gospel Favorites [Gaither]

SINGLES
Judah Avenue What A Friend - Single [WieRok]
Capital Kings get lifted - Single (independent)
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Good Weather Forecast Suffer Well - Single [Dream]
Hillside Recording you will be okay - Single [Ocean House]
John Long Green Enough Here - Single [Zealous Company]
Jake MacAdam Lean on You - Single [Ocean House]
Trey Simon I Can Taste It - Single [Ocean House]
Trulah History Repeats - Single [Near Kingdom]

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