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Crazy Caption Photo No.200: "KJ-Five-O"

(pictured: KJ-52; Source: KJ's Instagram Feed, @kj52instagram)
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"Officer, I promise it's pronounced 5-2!" [Andrew]

KJ-Five-O [Moniker, JRams1188]

Apparently, performing "You'll Never Take Me Down" at the local police station will get you arrested. [DJ Skillz]

"Honestly, Officer, I'm not actually dangerous; it was just a song!!" [weashuman97]

"Freeze! That set was so good it's illegal." [Digital edge]

"You have the right to--- Oooh! A camera!" [Ben]

This is what happens when you try to return year-old pants at Wal-Mart [foxrock66]

One more line added to his rap sheet. [IsHereForNow]

He's going to cell number 52. [Andy]

"All I wanted was a Coke and a fry and a cheeseburger-- no, the COCA-COLA kind of coke!" [Muffin]

"Right... so... I can only let him go if he gives us all an autograph right?" [Rick Nike]

5-0 apprehended 5-2! [MadSkillzLikesSka]

"Okay, officer...I will stop writing songs about Eminem!!" [Jeff]

The police force had been rather arrest-happy since the Chief unveiled his "Donuts For Detainments" Initiative. [hanoveraustin]

"I already told you officer, it's FIVETWEEZY!" Officer: "Shut up Fifty-Two, and smile." [C-Los]

KJail-52 [Kingsley]

52 to Life [Jamie]

5-2, 5-2, what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when they come for you? [auddenton] *winner*

Tweezy gone bad. [Riley]

"Do yo thang" behind bars! [Avery]

"You're gonna be a plain white rapper in a police car tonight..." [traviseden95]

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This Friday, January 15, 2021
Apollo LTD Acoustic Sessions EP [Centricity]
Audrey Assad Eden (Live) (independent)
The Beenes Keep Looking Up [StowTown]
Mack Brock Space (Deluxe) [Capitol CMG]
Crowder Good God Almighty - Single [Capitol CMG]
The Dailys (Jillian Edwards & Ellie Holcomb) The Dailys EP [Tone Tree]
Demon Hunter I Will Fail You (Resurrected) - Single [Solid State]
Equippers Revolution Clarity [DREAM]
Futures Just So Good - Single [DREAM]
Hillsong Young & Free Todos Mis Mejores Amigos - EP (Re-Release) [Capitol CMG]
John P. Kee It's Gonna Get Better (feat. Zacardi Cortez, Tredell Kee, Mark J, Phil Lassiter & Clyde Cumberlander) - Single [eOne]
KJ-52 One Year Ago (feat. Whosoever South) - Single (independent)
Charlie Peacock Skin and Wind (independent)
planetboom JC Squad [Venture3Media]
Angie Rose Unstoppable EP [Capitol CMG]
Kierra Sheard Something Has To Break (feat. Karen Clark Sheard) - Single [Karew/Provident]
Titus Showers We Need You - Single [A & P]
Young Oceans You Are Fullness [Street Talk Media]


This Saturday, January 16, 2021
116, Wande, Hulvey Still 40 Deep - Single [Reach]


Next Friday, January 22, 2021
Cochren & Co. Don't Lose Hope [Gotee]
Phil Joel Better Than I Found It (independent)
Remedy Drive Imago Amor (independent)
Chase Tremaine Development & Compromise (independent)


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