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(pictured: KJ-52; Source: KJ's Instagram Feed, @kj52instagram)
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"Officer, I promise it's pronounced 5-2!" [Andrew]

KJ-Five-O [Moniker, JRams1188]

Apparently, performing "You'll Never Take Me Down" at the local police station will get you arrested. [DJ Skillz]

"Honestly, Officer, I'm not actually dangerous; it was just a song!!" [weashuman97]

"Freeze! That set was so good it's illegal." [Digital edge]

"You have the right to--- Oooh! A camera!" [Ben]

This is what happens when you try to return year-old pants at Wal-Mart [foxrock66]

One more line added to his rap sheet. [IsHereForNow]

He's going to cell number 52. [Andy]

"All I wanted was a Coke and a fry and a cheeseburger-- no, the COCA-COLA kind of coke!" [Muffin]

"Right... so... I can only let him go if he gives us all an autograph right?" [Rick Nike]

5-0 apprehended 5-2! [MadSkillzLikesSka]

"Okay, officer...I will stop writing songs about Eminem!!" [Jeff]

The police force had been rather arrest-happy since the Chief unveiled his "Donuts For Detainments" Initiative. [hanoveraustin]

"I already told you officer, it's FIVETWEEZY!" Officer: "Shut up Fifty-Two, and smile." [C-Los]

KJail-52 [Kingsley]

52 to Life [Jamie]

5-2, 5-2, what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when they come for you? [auddenton] *winner*

Tweezy gone bad. [Riley]

"Do yo thang" behind bars! [Avery]

"You're gonna be a plain white rapper in a police car tonight..." [traviseden95]

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.Hulvey Releases New Single, "Altar," with Forrest Frank
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.Hillsong UNITED Releases "Of Dirt and Grace" Expanded Album
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.Donald Lawrence, Yolanda Adams, Twinkie Clark Team for New Single, "In Him There Is No Sorrow"
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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, March 30, 2023
SINGLES
Disciple Bad Words - Single [Tooth & Nail]


This Friday, March 31, 2023
ALBUMS
The Classic Crime GRIM AGE (independent)
Coby James Good News - EP [Centricity]
JJ Hairston Believe Again, Vol. II [Tribl]
Hillsong UNITED Of Dirt And Grace: Live From The Land (Expanded Edition) [Capitol CMG]
The Ongoing Concept Again [Solid State]

SINGLES
Nico Battaglia Hope Of Glory - Single [Integrity]
Tina Boonstra Why Do Good Times Fly? - Single [7Core]
Donald Lawrence, Twinkie Clark, Yolanda Adams In Him There Is No Sorrow - Single [Provident]
Dwan Hill Mansion - Single [Integrity]
Elevation Rhythm You Will Be Saved - Single [Elevation]
Hulvey Altar - Single [Reach]
Newsboys He Lives (ft. Adam Agee) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Britt Nicole Gold (Acoustic) - Single (independent)
Earnest Pugh Keeper Of Our Souls - Single [Shanachie]
Red Rocks Worship Good Plans - Single [Provident]
Shout Praise Kids Great Are You Lord - Single [Integrity]
Stillman You'll Be In My Heart - Single (independent)
The Talleys Death Was Arrested / He's Alive (Live) - Single [Horizon]


Next Friday, April 7, 2023
ALBUMS
The Kingdom Heirs Something Good, Vol. 3 [Sonlite]
LaTocha The Invitation: A Conversation With God [Capitol CMG]
NF HOPE [Virgin]
Petra PETRA - FIFTY (Anniversary Collection) DELUXE EDITION (3-Discs) [Girder]

SINGLES
Housefires I Thank God - Single [Capitol CMG/Tribl]
Stars Go Dim Authority (In The Name of Jesus) [feat. Lloyd Nicks] - Single [Curb/Word]

VINYL
The Union of Sinners and Saints One More Shot [Girder]
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