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Crazy Caption Photo No.200: "KJ-Five-O"

(pictured: KJ-52; Source: KJ's Instagram Feed, @kj52instagram)
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"Officer, I promise it's pronounced 5-2!" [Andrew]

KJ-Five-O [Moniker, JRams1188]

Apparently, performing "You'll Never Take Me Down" at the local police station will get you arrested. [DJ Skillz]

"Honestly, Officer, I'm not actually dangerous; it was just a song!!" [weashuman97]

"Freeze! That set was so good it's illegal." [Digital edge]

"You have the right to--- Oooh! A camera!" [Ben]

This is what happens when you try to return year-old pants at Wal-Mart [foxrock66]

One more line added to his rap sheet. [IsHereForNow]

He's going to cell number 52. [Andy]

"All I wanted was a Coke and a fry and a cheeseburger-- no, the COCA-COLA kind of coke!" [Muffin]

"Right... so... I can only let him go if he gives us all an autograph right?" [Rick Nike]

5-0 apprehended 5-2! [MadSkillzLikesSka]

"Okay, officer...I will stop writing songs about Eminem!!" [Jeff]

The police force had been rather arrest-happy since the Chief unveiled his "Donuts For Detainments" Initiative. [hanoveraustin]

"I already told you officer, it's FIVETWEEZY!" Officer: "Shut up Fifty-Two, and smile." [C-Los]

KJail-52 [Kingsley]

52 to Life [Jamie]

5-2, 5-2, what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when they come for you? [auddenton] *winner*

Tweezy gone bad. [Riley]

"Do yo thang" behind bars! [Avery]

"You're gonna be a plain white rapper in a police car tonight..." [traviseden95]

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, November 20, 2025
ALBUMS
Britt Nicole II II V (independent)

SINGLES
The Rocky Valentines Happy Thanksgiving - Double Single [Velvet Blue]

This Friday, November 21, 2025
ALBUMS
Alexxander Llorón (Crybaby) [Reach]
Blanca A Christmas to Remember - EP [Curb]
Drew Holcomb & the Neighbors, Ellie Holcomb I'll Be Home for Christmas - EP [Magnolia]
Joseph Habedank The Great Adventure: A Tribute to Steven Curtis Chapman [Daywind]
Andrew Marcus Christmas - EP (independent)
ODYN The Chronicles of the Sacred Eye Pt. II: The Fury of the Star Spawn [Charon Collective]
Polished Arrow New Blood [Polished Arrow]
Stryper The Greatest Gift Of All [Frontiers]

SINGLES
Franni Cash Good Woman - Single [Capitol CMG]
Cliff & Antoinette Murray By The Blood We Overcome (Emmanuel) - Single [DREAM]
Good Weather Forecast Little Christmas - Single [DREAM]
EJ Swavv, Craig Watson & prodbyzayne 100 Percent - Single [Syntax]
Jake MacAdam, Mark & Sarah Tillman Christ Has Come - Single [Ocean House]
Kelo Reconcile ft. Anaia Lachelle & Selah the Corner - Single [Syntax]
Life.Church Worship A Thousand Blessings - Single [Ocean House]
Myles Maestro No Love in the Wild - Single [Syntax]
Michael W. Smith, Chris Brown Agnus Dei - Single [The Fuel]
MAYIA As the Deer - Single [Syntax]
Jason Nelson Shepherd's Song - Single [Tyscot]
Rhymes In Harmony Trade (ft. Mitch Darrell & Rich Will) - Single [Syntax]
Seph Schlueter Cling To The Cross (feat. Matt Maher) - Single [sixsteps]
TREE63 How Much Longer? - Single (independent)
We The Kingdom Dear Jesus - Single [Capitol CMG]

VINYL
Stryper The Greatest Gift Of All Vinyl [Girder]

Next Friday, November 28, 2025
ALBUMS
Seth Davey Words in the Wounds (independent)
Emery White Line Fever (Remastered) - Disc Two (independent)
Phil Wickham Psalm 8 - EP [Fair Trade]
Calum Wood Christmas Songs from the Kitchen Table, Vol. 1 (independent)

SINGLES
Ashes Awaken For You - Single [MTS]
Ian Austin Simpler Times (feat. Heather Suzanne) - Single [Ocean House]
Mark Fonseca No Vacancy - Single (independent)
Hillside Recording Unto Us - Single [Ocean House]

VINYL
John Schlitt The Christmas Project Vinyl [Girder]
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