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(pictured: KJ-52; Source: KJ's Instagram Feed, @kj52instagram)
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"Officer, I promise it's pronounced 5-2!" [Andrew]

KJ-Five-O [Moniker, JRams1188]

Apparently, performing "You'll Never Take Me Down" at the local police station will get you arrested. [DJ Skillz]

"Honestly, Officer, I'm not actually dangerous; it was just a song!!" [weashuman97]

"Freeze! That set was so good it's illegal." [Digital edge]

"You have the right to--- Oooh! A camera!" [Ben]

This is what happens when you try to return year-old pants at Wal-Mart [foxrock66]

One more line added to his rap sheet. [IsHereForNow]

He's going to cell number 52. [Andy]

"All I wanted was a Coke and a fry and a cheeseburger-- no, the COCA-COLA kind of coke!" [Muffin]

"Right... so... I can only let him go if he gives us all an autograph right?" [Rick Nike]

5-0 apprehended 5-2! [MadSkillzLikesSka]

"Okay, officer...I will stop writing songs about Eminem!!" [Jeff]

The police force had been rather arrest-happy since the Chief unveiled his "Donuts For Detainments" Initiative. [hanoveraustin]

"I already told you officer, it's FIVETWEEZY!" Officer: "Shut up Fifty-Two, and smile." [C-Los]

KJail-52 [Kingsley]

52 to Life [Jamie]

5-2, 5-2, what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when they come for you? [auddenton] *winner*

Tweezy gone bad. [Riley]

"Do yo thang" behind bars! [Avery]

"You're gonna be a plain white rapper in a police car tonight..." [traviseden95]

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, October 4, 2024
ALBUMS
Allos Strong Delusion [En Hakkore]
Altarheart Creatures Here Below (independent)
The Choir Reinterpretations EP [Galaxy21 Music]
Chad Cory America The Election Year - EP [DREAM]
Ernie Haase & Signature Sound Live in Memphis [Club44]
Jordan Feliz Everything Good [Centricity]
Benjamin William Hastings Sold out, sincerely [Capitol CMG]
Lauren, Amber & Kenna A Little Bit of Heaven [Horizon]
Heath McNease Autumn Sessions (independent)
Nu Tone Mudville Diamonds [His Throne]
The Rock Music No One Knows Me Like You - EP (independent)
Sixpence None the Richer Rosemary Hill - EP [Flartiron]
Swingin Hammers To Save His Own EP (independent)
Matthew West Don't Stop Praying [Story House]

SINGLES
AWZY what is right - Single [DREAM]
Gable Price and Friends Think With Your Chest - Single [Capitol CMG]
Hopeful. Wild One - Single (independent)
Sarah Kroger The Gardener - Single [Integrity]
Lecrae Lift Me Up (feat. Beam) - Single [Reach Records]
LIFE Worship Wait On The Lord - Single [Integrity]
Light the Way I Would Prefer Not To - Single [Small Step Records]
MŌRIAH Hasta Manana - Single [F2]
Oh Jeremiah Spades (feat. The Arcadian Wild) - Single (independent)
Jeannie Ortega Love Me Love Me - Single [Syntax]
Out of Eden Lovely Day 3.0 - Single [Dare]
Paper Horses The Helpers - Single (independent)
Pocketshot Walk the Aisle (feat. Downcast Hibiscus) - Single (independent)
Rapzilla Freshmen BLEED - Single [Syntax]
Red Rocks Worship Never Gets Old - Single [Provident]
Jon Shabaglian Adonai (deliverence song) (feat. Psalmist Mission) - Single (independent)
Tekoa Though I Walk - Single (independent)
Tenielle Neda Offering of Praise (feat. John Van Deusen) - Single (independent)
Tigerwine Prototypic - Single [Tooth & Nail]
TKE3 Glory - Single (independent)
Tundra Undead - Single [Rottweiler Records]
Vineyard Worship & Dreaming The Impossible Stand Firm - Single [Vineyard UK]
Phil Wickham Shepherd Boy - Single [Fair Trade]
Josh Wright The Fall - Single [Wings Music]

Next Friday, October 11, 2024
ALBUMS
Decayed Existence The Beginning Of Sorrows [Rottweiler]
Down East Boys Something To Shout About [Sonlite]
lydi lynn Desert Dream - EP [Gotee]
Tamela Mann Live Breathe Fight [TillyMann]
Maverick City Music, Songhouse MAVHOUSE - EP [Tribl]
Ian Yates Kingdom [7 Core]
Darlene Zschech Testament [Integrity]

SINGLES
Sam Bowman El Dorado - Single [DREAM]
Good Weather Forecast One More Time (Kings and Queens) - Single [DREAM]
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