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Crazy Caption Photo No.200: "KJ-Five-O"

(pictured: KJ-52; Source: KJ's Instagram Feed, @kj52instagram)
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"Officer, I promise it's pronounced 5-2!" [Andrew]

KJ-Five-O [Moniker, JRams1188]

Apparently, performing "You'll Never Take Me Down" at the local police station will get you arrested. [DJ Skillz]

"Honestly, Officer, I'm not actually dangerous; it was just a song!!" [weashuman97]

"Freeze! That set was so good it's illegal." [Digital edge]

"You have the right to--- Oooh! A camera!" [Ben]

This is what happens when you try to return year-old pants at Wal-Mart [foxrock66]

One more line added to his rap sheet. [IsHereForNow]

He's going to cell number 52. [Andy]

"All I wanted was a Coke and a fry and a cheeseburger-- no, the COCA-COLA kind of coke!" [Muffin]

"Right... so... I can only let him go if he gives us all an autograph right?" [Rick Nike]

5-0 apprehended 5-2! [MadSkillzLikesSka]

"Okay, officer...I will stop writing songs about Eminem!!" [Jeff]

The police force had been rather arrest-happy since the Chief unveiled his "Donuts For Detainments" Initiative. [hanoveraustin]

"I already told you officer, it's FIVETWEEZY!" Officer: "Shut up Fifty-Two, and smile." [C-Los]

KJail-52 [Kingsley]

52 to Life [Jamie]

5-2, 5-2, what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when they come for you? [auddenton] *winner*

Tweezy gone bad. [Riley]

"Do yo thang" behind bars! [Avery]

"You're gonna be a plain white rapper in a police car tonight..." [traviseden95]

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, April 15, 2026
ALBUMS
Relentless Pursuit My Own Worst Enemy (independent)

This Thursday, April 16, 2026
SINGLES
A.G. McIntosh Better Than the Last - Single (independent)

This Friday, April 17, 2026
ALBUMS
Paul Baloche Yes, We Believe [Integrity]
Hulvey COULD BE TONIGHT (Wide Release) [Reach]
Love & The Outcome Sparrow - EP [Integrated Music Rights]
Procyse, iNTELLECT The Art of Faith [Polished Arrow]
JAI RIAN WHO I AM? [Syntax]

SINGLES
11th Hour Yes and Amen - Single [Sonlite]
Alphein Unsaid - Single [Syntax]
Lady Audri Alabaster Box - Single [Syntax]
AustinThaNoble Into Your Hands - Single [Syntax]
Elan Brio We Up Against It - Single [Fly Dog]
Brothrly Quiet - Single (independent)
CalledOut Music Grateful Heart (Thank You Jesus) - Single [Integrity]
Steven Curtis Chapman I Will Be Here (Instrumental) - Single [SCSEE / The Fuel]
Eddie Clark They Know Not What They Do - Single [Syntax]
Josh Grove New Life - Single (independent)
Noah Paul Harrison Christ That We Lift Higher - Single [Bethel]
Mat Kearney Catch A Fire - Single (independent)
Tasha Layton Meet Me In The Valley (feat. Ben Fuller) - Single [BEC]
Pep and Perk, PEABOD Rainy Days - Single (independent)
Saints in Exile & Cutright Good Won't Get You In - Single [Syntax]
SEU Worship A Forgiving God (Moments) - Single [Provident]
V1 Worship Sing Over Us - Single [Dream Worship]
MAYIA WARREN Take Me Back - Single [Syntax]
Madison Watkins God You Are - Single [Provident]
Matthew West Jesus is King - Single [Provident]

Next Friday, April 24, 2026
ALBUMS
Alexander Pappas Sunday - EP [Integrity]
Wilson Fairchild American Songbook: Country Classics and Gospel Favorites [Gaither]

SINGLES
Judah Avenue What A Friend - Single [WieRok]
Capital Kings get lifted - Single (independent)
Dragons & Astronauts Chasing After Shadows - Single (independent)
Good Weather Forecast Suffer Well - Single [Dream]
Hillside Recording you will be okay - Single [Ocean House]
John Long Green Enough Here - Single [Zealous Company]
Jake MacAdam Lean on You - Single [Ocean House]
Trey Simon I Can Taste It - Single [Ocean House]
Trulah History Repeats - Single [Near Kingdom]

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Wilson Fairchild American Songbook: Country Classics and Gospel Favorites [Gaither]
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