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Crazy Caption Photo No.10: "Hair Share"

(pictured: Newsboys' Peter Furler and Phil Joel)
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This man is donating to Hair Club For Men and you can too! Just send $19.95 to... [mandy]

"Ow! Ow! I'm playing the best I can!" [savedBYgrace]

"Mmmmm... is that Suave?" [FullFledgeFreak]

"I can't believe that John James told me bald was in." [Sassquatch]

Now we REALLY know how Peter Furler gets that killer shine! [seagull boy]

"One slightly used bassist of the New Zealand breed. Okay, let's start the bidding at $100..." [Lauren D.]

And then Goldilocks picked up the Fender bass, and it was juuuuussst right. [stickman00]

But wait, there's more! If you call within the next 30 minutes, Peter Furler will personally deliver this lock of hair to your house for only $29.95! [Rye]

"So THIS is where it all went..." [OneGirlRevolt]

The Newsboys decide to liven up their concerts with a touching rendition of O. Henry's "The Gift of the Magi" [B429#1fan]

"I'm Going In! Cover Me!" [FinalGamingStory]

A band of contrasts, the Newsboys voted that Pete should stay away from Rogaine for just one more year. [DanCal]

"Oh your hair iss jussst sso fabulouss, how did you ever get it to be sso manageable?" [Bmxnpyro]

The curtain opens as Peter, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Peter cries out, “Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush?" "Having heard his question, Phil enters the scene. "Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!" [Mikster]

Fun party game: pin the hair on Peter Furler! [skilletrox]

"All I need is about this much and I'd be perfectly happy, but noooooo..." [Christ4Life]

Over the years Phil had been stealing Peter's hair strand by strand until Peter finally caught on. [DJ Ska]

"Before Miracle-Gro, even our Mom couldn't tell us apart!" [Vince]

Sadly, Pete misunderstood how the hair transplantation program worked. [sing4christ]

"Can you hear me now? Good." [Spaz]

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