Even Marcos couldn't beat Forest Gump at table tennis. [DJ Skillz]
Marcos was sick of this. He could handle the matching outfits, they could write songs that "appeal to the public," but he drew the line at playing ping-pong. [ColinAke]
"I wanted the blue racket not the black one" [godsgirlalways]
"I keep telling you that Jedi mind tricks don't work on me!" [Tommy(o)]
"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..." [seagull boy]
Yes, even you can levitate a simple ping-pong paddle. Impress girls, amaze your friends, be a hit at parties! [OverAndAgainst]
"So much for those steriods..." [Spartikis]
Ping-Pong Paddle: 1 Marcos: 0 [DJ Ska]
'Nah!! I want a PRO racket [salomonkey]
"What do you mean you want to go to best of 182?" [mandy]
"Aw man! I forgot the milk... my wife is gonna kill me!" [Mary Dieterle]
"Come to me, my trusty paddle!" [ITimoth412]
"For the last time... My momma said I looked good in Red!" [jesusfreak1614]
"I just can't take it anymore! Would you please stop purposefully hitting my stomach!!" [Starshine]
"You win, Lord" [Steven Masone]
"Forget this Sonny! ...this game's harder than winning the Crazy Caption contest!" [Brandon Wood]
This Tuesday, September 9, 2025 DC3 Bake Off - A COLORS SHOW - Single (independent) Former Ruins In Your Field - Single (independent) John Van Deusen Hallelujah Story - Single [Anotherland]
This Friday, September 12, 2025
ALBUMS Jervis Campbell Good Grief! (independent) Demon Hunter There Was A Light Here [Weapons MFG] Roxanne Grace Try Again [DREAM] Ellie Holcomb Far Country [Capitol CMG] Q-Flo & IAMOPB The Flo Pack II [Syntax] Sower Contemporary Christian Machine - EP (independent) twenty one pilots Breach [Fueled By Ramen] tylerhateslife MENTAL HEALTH [Syntax] Phil Wickham Song of the Saints [Fair Trade]
SINGLES BASECAMP Under the Blood (feat. Knaladeus) - Single [Polished Arrow Music] Dan Bremnes Find Yourself - Single [Curb] Matt Hammitt Days God Gave - Single (independent) I.A.N., Jordy Sam & OnBeatMusic GOD DID IT - Single [Syntax] Amy Jay Margins - Single (independent) Myles Maestro Time Bomb (Until I'm Gone) - Single [Syntax] Lexly Nirvana Mood ft. Michael Luis - Single [Syntax] Solachi Voz Test of Time - Single [Syntax] The Undertaking! Forever Remember - Single (independent) VOTA Magical - Single (independent)
Next Friday, September 19, 2025
ALBUMS Sho Baraka Midnight of a Good Culture (independent) Influence Music One True God (independent) LO Worship Songs For the Anxious Heart [Integrity] Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place [DREAM Worship] Lauren Mann Heaven - EP (independent) Mat & Savanna Just How Strong You Are (independent) Joel Vaughn TBA [DREAM] Zane Walls Dry Bones - EP [DREAM] Zach Williams Jesus Loves [Provident] Paul Wright GOD SONGS (independent)
SINGLES Frankie Orella Like This - Single (independent) John Waller & WallerCo & Eric Lee Brumley Surprise Me - Single [DREAM]