Even Marcos couldn't beat Forest Gump at table tennis. [DJ Skillz]
Marcos was sick of this. He could handle the matching outfits, they could write songs that "appeal to the public," but he drew the line at playing ping-pong. [ColinAke]
"I wanted the blue racket not the black one" [godsgirlalways]
"I keep telling you that Jedi mind tricks don't work on me!" [Tommy(o)]
"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..." [seagull boy]
Yes, even you can levitate a simple ping-pong paddle. Impress girls, amaze your friends, be a hit at parties! [OverAndAgainst]
"So much for those steriods..." [Spartikis]
Ping-Pong Paddle: 1 Marcos: 0 [DJ Ska]
'Nah!! I want a PRO racket [salomonkey]
"What do you mean you want to go to best of 182?" [mandy]
"Aw man! I forgot the milk... my wife is gonna kill me!" [Mary Dieterle]
"Come to me, my trusty paddle!" [ITimoth412]
"For the last time... My momma said I looked good in Red!" [jesusfreak1614]
"I just can't take it anymore! Would you please stop purposefully hitting my stomach!!" [Starshine]
"You win, Lord" [Steven Masone]
"Forget this Sonny! ...this game's harder than winning the Crazy Caption contest!" [Brandon Wood]
This Tuesday, June 3, 2025
SINGLES Sixpence None The Richer The Needle and the Damage Done - Single [Flatiron]
This Friday, June 6, 2025
ALBUMS CCV Hollow (Deluxe) (independent) Ben Fuller Walk Through Fire [Provident] Hopeful. The Wild One - EP (independent) Christy Nockels King Who Never Sleeps; Anthems for Rest [The Fuel] Pastor Mike Jr. God Showing Out - EP [Rock City] Isaiah J. Thompson The Book of Isaiah: Modern Jazz Ministry [Mack Avenue] Chris Whittington Bright Portal 2025 Remastered Version - EP (independent)
SINGLES 7eventh Time Down My Will - Single [BEC] Pat Barrett Praise The Lord Forever - Single [Capitol] Bill B. & Cyrus Sonata Kevlar - Single [Syntax] bodie whisper and the wind (b+CL version) - Single [Provident] Burial Extraction The Overseer - Single [Charon Collective] Elan Brio I'm Satisfied (ft. Henry Israel) - Single (independent) Aaron Cole NOBODY BUT GOD (ft. Parris Chariz and Jon Keith) - Single [RCAI] Equippers Worship Living in Freedom (Live) - Single [DREAM] Kirk Franklin Do It Again - Single [Fo Yo Soul] Good Weather Forecast Pray - Single [DREAM] Ic3rd & EJ Swavv Woke Up (ft. CJ Emulous & George.Rose) - Single [Syntax] King David tha Vessel Consistant - Single (independent) The Kingsmen Wish You Were Here - Single [Horizon] Brandon Lake Daddy's DNA - Single [Provident] Myles Maestro Flood (ft. Ace Savage & Shruumi) - Single [Syntax] Mell Omii Wave - Single [Syntax] Kevi Morse Mr. Pilot - Single [Syntax] River Valley Worship Time For Revival - Single [BEC] Sleeping At Last The Piano (Original Score) - Single - Single (independent) Roy Tosh Everything's Gonna Be Alright (feat. PEABOD) - Single [RMG Amplify] Solachi Voz All I Need - Single [Syntax] Emilie Weiss Genesis (Studio Sessions) - Single [BEC] Ayiesha Woods I Have Hope - Single [Backsider] Megan Woods I Believe You - Single [FairTrade]
VINYL Ironwrath Master Storyteller Vinyl [Girder]
Next Friday, June 13, 2025
ALBUMS Coqui Death to Your Ego [DREAM] King's Hammer To Speak In Tongues - EP [Rottweiler] Brandon Lake King Of Hearts [Provident] Joel Vaughn Feel It - EP [DREAM] War of Ages Eternal (15th Anniversary Edition) [Facedown]
SINGLES CalledOut Music Worthy of It All - Single [Integrity] Equippers Worship Garment of Praise - Single [DREAM] Mainstream Worship Near - Single [DREAM Worship]