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Crazy Caption Photo No.11: "Ping Pressure"

(pictured: Marcos of P.O.D.)
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Even Marcos couldn't beat Forest Gump at table tennis. [DJ Skillz]

Marcos was sick of this. He could handle the matching outfits, they could write songs that "appeal to the public," but he drew the line at playing ping-pong. [ColinAke]

"I wanted the blue racket not the black one" [godsgirlalways]

"I keep telling you that Jedi mind tricks don't work on me!" [Tommy(o)]

"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..." [seagull boy]

Yes, even you can levitate a simple ping-pong paddle. Impress girls, amaze your friends, be a hit at parties! [OverAndAgainst]

"So much for those steriods..." [Spartikis]

Ping-Pong Paddle: 1 Marcos: 0 [DJ Ska]

'Nah!! I want a PRO racket [salomonkey]

"What do you mean you want to go to best of 182?" [mandy]

"Aw man! I forgot the milk... my wife is gonna kill me!" [Mary Dieterle]

"Come to me, my trusty paddle!" [ITimoth412]

"For the last time... My momma said I looked good in Red!" [jesusfreak1614]

"I just can't take it anymore! Would you please stop purposefully hitting my stomach!!" [Starshine]

"You win, Lord" [Steven Masone]

"Forget this Sonny! ...this game's harder than winning the Crazy Caption contest!" [Brandon Wood]

This Weeks Winner
ColinAke won a copy of Pillar's new CD, Fireproof

 

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, September 9, 2025
DC3 Bake Off - A COLORS SHOW - Single (independent)
Former Ruins In Your Field - Single (independent)
John Van Deusen Hallelujah Story - Single [Anotherland]

This Friday, September 12, 2025
ALBUMS
Jervis Campbell Good Grief! (independent)
Demon Hunter There Was A Light Here [Weapons MFG]
Roxanne Grace Try Again [DREAM]
Ellie Holcomb Far Country [Capitol CMG]
Q-Flo & IAMOPB The Flo Pack II [Syntax]
Sower Contemporary Christian Machine - EP (independent)
twenty one pilots Breach [Fueled By Ramen]
tylerhateslife MENTAL HEALTH [Syntax]
Phil Wickham Song of the Saints [Fair Trade]

SINGLES
BASECAMP Under the Blood (feat. Knaladeus) - Single [Polished Arrow Music]
Dan Bremnes Find Yourself - Single [Curb]
Matt Hammitt Days God Gave - Single (independent)
I.A.N., Jordy Sam & OnBeatMusic GOD DID IT - Single [Syntax]
Amy Jay Margins - Single (independent)
Myles Maestro Time Bomb (Until I'm Gone) - Single [Syntax]
Lexly Nirvana Mood ft. Michael Luis - Single [Syntax]
Solachi Voz Test of Time - Single [Syntax]
The Undertaking! Forever Remember - Single (independent)
VOTA Magical - Single (independent)

Next Friday, September 19, 2025
ALBUMS
Sho Baraka Midnight of a Good Culture (independent)
Influence Music One True God (independent)
LO Worship Songs For the Anxious Heart [Integrity]
Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place [DREAM Worship]
Lauren Mann Heaven - EP (independent)
Mat & Savanna Just How Strong You Are (independent)
Joel Vaughn TBA [DREAM]
Zane Walls Dry Bones - EP [DREAM]
Zach Williams Jesus Loves [Provident]
Paul Wright GOD SONGS (independent)

SINGLES
Frankie Orella Like This - Single (independent)
John Waller & WallerCo & Eric Lee Brumley Surprise Me - Single [DREAM]
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