Even Marcos couldn't beat Forest Gump at table tennis. [DJ Skillz]
Marcos was sick of this. He could handle the matching outfits, they could write songs that "appeal to the public," but he drew the line at playing ping-pong. [ColinAke]
"I wanted the blue racket not the black one" [godsgirlalways]
"I keep telling you that Jedi mind tricks don't work on me!" [Tommy(o)]
"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..." [seagull boy]
Yes, even you can levitate a simple ping-pong paddle. Impress girls, amaze your friends, be a hit at parties! [OverAndAgainst]
"So much for those steriods..." [Spartikis]
Ping-Pong Paddle: 1 Marcos: 0 [DJ Ska]
'Nah!! I want a PRO racket [salomonkey]
"What do you mean you want to go to best of 182?" [mandy]
"Aw man! I forgot the milk... my wife is gonna kill me!" [Mary Dieterle]
"Come to me, my trusty paddle!" [ITimoth412]
"For the last time... My momma said I looked good in Red!" [jesusfreak1614]
"I just can't take it anymore! Would you please stop purposefully hitting my stomach!!" [Starshine]
"You win, Lord" [Steven Masone]
"Forget this Sonny! ...this game's harder than winning the Crazy Caption contest!" [Brandon Wood]
This Thursday, June 23, 2022
SINGLES NEEDTOBREATHE Talk of the Town - Single (independent)
This Friday, June 24, 2022
ALBUMS Dave Barnes Remembering: Vol. 2 - EP (independent) Sandra McCracken Send Out Your Light [Integrity] Katy Nichole Katy Nichole - EP [Centricity] Passion Burn Bright: More Songs Live From Passion - EP [Capitol CMG] The Red Collective Together We Rise (feat. Jetty Rae & Mitch Dane) - EP [Audiosocket] Ian Yates Between The Joy And The Sorrow: Part 1 [7Core Music]
SINGLES 29:11 Worship May It Be Jesus (feat. Zion Rempel) - Single [DREAM] Canyon Hills Worship On and On (Radio Version) - Single [DREAM] Amy Grant Turn This World Around (2022 Version) - Single [Sparrow/AG] Jonas Myrin Mountains - Single [Capitol CMG] Tedashii Respect My Team (feat. Lecrae, Trip Lee) - Single [Reach] Urban Life Worship Schaffe Raum - Single [Integrity] The Wisecarvers When I Run To You - Single [Horizon] Ayiesha Woods God Forever - Single (independent)
Next Friday, July 1, 2022
SINGLES Meredith Mauldin & UPPERROOM You Remain (feat. Elyssa Smith) - Single [DREAM]