Even Marcos couldn't beat Forest Gump at table tennis. [DJ Skillz]
Marcos was sick of this. He could handle the matching outfits, they could write songs that "appeal to the public," but he drew the line at playing ping-pong. [ColinAke]
"I wanted the blue racket not the black one" [godsgirlalways]
"I keep telling you that Jedi mind tricks don't work on me!" [Tommy(o)]
"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..." [seagull boy]
Yes, even you can levitate a simple ping-pong paddle. Impress girls, amaze your friends, be a hit at parties! [OverAndAgainst]
"So much for those steriods..." [Spartikis]
Ping-Pong Paddle: 1 Marcos: 0 [DJ Ska]
'Nah!! I want a PRO racket [salomonkey]
"What do you mean you want to go to best of 182?" [mandy]
"Aw man! I forgot the milk... my wife is gonna kill me!" [Mary Dieterle]
"Come to me, my trusty paddle!" [ITimoth412]
"For the last time... My momma said I looked good in Red!" [jesusfreak1614]
"I just can't take it anymore! Would you please stop purposefully hitting my stomach!!" [Starshine]
"You win, Lord" [Steven Masone]
"Forget this Sonny! ...this game's harder than winning the Crazy Caption contest!" [Brandon Wood]
This Thursday, July 25, 2024
SINGLES Drew Holcomb & The Neighbors Burn (feat. Ellie Holcomb) - Single [Tone Tree]
This Friday, July 26, 2024
ALBUMS Pat Barrett Happily Hidden [Capitol CMG] Before There Was Rosalyn Hypocrites EP [The Charon Collective] Bloodlines Holiness Cries EP [Facedown] The Collingsworth Family Classics & Hymns [Gaither] Dex the Nerd Who Loves Jesus Pixelated Virtues Online - EP (independent) Danny Gokey Sound of Heaven [Sparrow] The Hillbilly Thomists Marigold (independent) Kestrel Vessel EP (independent) Ken Tamplin Stand Up And Shout (4 CD Box Set) [Girder] Swingin Hammers Blood in the Sand EP (independent) Thrive Worship Praises & Prayers [Integrity] Tyraels Ascension Hell Walker [Rottweiler] Phil Wickham The Jesus Way Collection - EP [Fair Trade] Thousand Foot Krutch The End Is Where We Begin (Reignited) [The Fuel] Young Noah A Positive Sign EP (independent)
SINGLES 2 Minute Minor & Dave LeBlanc Golden Calf - Single (independent) Tina Boonstra Can People Ever Really Change? (at Old Chapel) - Single [7Core] Chad Cory Love Forward - Single [DREAM] Dreamers Make A Move - Single [DREAM] Fit For A King TECHNIUM - Single [Solid State] Keith & Kristyn Getty Scarlet Thread (feat. Zach Williams) - Single [Getty] Good Weather Forecast Let's Build A House (feat. Real Life Guys) - Single [DREAM] Heal the Hurt RUIN - Single (independent) Hyper Fenton Show Me What You’re Working With feat. Peabod - Single (independent) Lauren, Amber & Kenna Every Praise - Single [Horizon] Claire Leslie Original - Single [Capitol CMG] Mission House Faith More Precious Than Gold, Everything In Your Hands + Suscipe - Triple Single [Integrity] MotionPlus Kings Grace - Single (independent) OM53 Letting Go of Yesterday - Single (independent) The Riverside Blade of the King’s Tongue - Single (independent) Sean Rodriguez Jesus Will - Single [WieRok] Sidewalk Prophets Come To Jesus - Single [Curb] Souljornerz The Lamb - Single [Polished Arrow] The Spirituals Be Thou My Vision - Single [Integrity] Uche Agu, Revival Today Worship The Whole Earth Will See (A.K.A America Will See) - Single [DREAM] Verses Philippians 2:5-11 (feat. The Sing Team) - Single (independent) Village KNG Turn'E Up (ft. Monty G) - Single [Soldier Sound] We Are Messengers God Be The Glory (Remix) [feat. KB] - Single [Curb]
VINYL Disciple By God Vinyl [Girder] Disciple What Was I Thinking? Vinyl [Girder] Element 101 Stereo Girl Vinyl [Burnt Toast Vinyl]
Next Friday, August 2, 2024
ALBUMS Anberlin Vega [Equal Vision] Brandon Heath The Ache [Centricity] Chandler Moore Live in Los Angeles [Tribl] Rock Springs Worship Hymns Vol. 2 [StowTown]
SINGLES AWZY Shadow - Single [DREAM] FYR FYTR, Make Sure I Took the World on My Shoulders - Single (independent) Mainstream Worship, Melanie Rivera Praise You - Single [DREAM] Ian Yates My World Is On Fire - Single [7Core]