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Crazy Caption Photo No.11: "Ping Pressure"

(pictured: Marcos of P.O.D.)
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Even Marcos couldn't beat Forest Gump at table tennis. [DJ Skillz]

Marcos was sick of this. He could handle the matching outfits, they could write songs that "appeal to the public," but he drew the line at playing ping-pong. [ColinAke]

"I wanted the blue racket not the black one" [godsgirlalways]

"I keep telling you that Jedi mind tricks don't work on me!" [Tommy(o)]

"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..." [seagull boy]

Yes, even you can levitate a simple ping-pong paddle. Impress girls, amaze your friends, be a hit at parties! [OverAndAgainst]

"So much for those steriods..." [Spartikis]

Ping-Pong Paddle: 1 Marcos: 0 [DJ Ska]

'Nah!! I want a PRO racket [salomonkey]

"What do you mean you want to go to best of 182?" [mandy]

"Aw man! I forgot the milk... my wife is gonna kill me!" [Mary Dieterle]

"Come to me, my trusty paddle!" [ITimoth412]

"For the last time... My momma said I looked good in Red!" [jesusfreak1614]

"I just can't take it anymore! Would you please stop purposefully hitting my stomach!!" [Starshine]

"You win, Lord" [Steven Masone]

"Forget this Sonny! ...this game's harder than winning the Crazy Caption contest!" [Brandon Wood]

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ColinAke won a copy of Pillar's new CD, Fireproof

 

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, January 30, 2025
SINGLES
Limoblaze Come & See - Single [Reach]

This Friday, January 31, 2025
ALBUMS
99 APEX Inner Exodus [Syntax]
The Choir Translucent (Digital/Streaming Debut) [Galaxy 21]
Dreamers World of Wonder [DREAM]

SINGLES
Blanca Are You Ready? - Single [Curb]
The Beautiful Gate Near - Single (independent)
Jeannie Ortega Danza Salsaton (Zambia Remix) [ft. No Vain Glory] - Single [Syntax]
PRXM Running My Race - Single [Syntax]
SNT. VINCENT Give Me Strength (ft. Legin) - Single [Syntax]
Brandon Watson Warning Signs - Single (independent)
Aaron Williams Resurrection Hope - Single [Integrity]

Next Friday, February 7, 2025
ALBUMS
JOHNNYSWIM When The War is Over (independent)
Wilder Woods Curioso [Dualtone]

SINGLES
bodie whisper and the wind (feat. Gracie Binion) - Single [Provident]
Brennley Brown Sanctuary - Single [Provident]
Matt Hammitt No Matter the Cost - Single (independent)
Xander Sallows Highlight - Single [DREAM]
Matt Sassano Not Unreachable - Single (independent)
We Are Messengers Somewhere In Her Dreams - Single [Curb]
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