Even Marcos couldn't beat Forest Gump at table tennis. [DJ Skillz]
Marcos was sick of this. He could handle the matching outfits, they could write songs that "appeal to the public," but he drew the line at playing ping-pong. [ColinAke]
"I wanted the blue racket not the black one" [godsgirlalways]
"I keep telling you that Jedi mind tricks don't work on me!" [Tommy(o)]
"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..." [seagull boy]
Yes, even you can levitate a simple ping-pong paddle. Impress girls, amaze your friends, be a hit at parties! [OverAndAgainst]
"So much for those steriods..." [Spartikis]
Ping-Pong Paddle: 1 Marcos: 0 [DJ Ska]
'Nah!! I want a PRO racket [salomonkey]
"What do you mean you want to go to best of 182?" [mandy]
"Aw man! I forgot the milk... my wife is gonna kill me!" [Mary Dieterle]
"Come to me, my trusty paddle!" [ITimoth412]
"For the last time... My momma said I looked good in Red!" [jesusfreak1614]
"I just can't take it anymore! Would you please stop purposefully hitting my stomach!!" [Starshine]
"You win, Lord" [Steven Masone]
"Forget this Sonny! ...this game's harder than winning the Crazy Caption contest!" [Brandon Wood]
This Friday, October 3, 2025
ALBUMS BASECAMP Beautiful Like the Truth [Polished Arrow] Pat Barrett I've Got A Fire [Capitol CMG] Elan Brio Millennium Funk (independent) Kristene DiMarco MEMORADUM - EP [Bethel] Heath McNease Autumn Sessions, Vol. 2 (independent) Mystical Death Carnation EP (Remastered) [Rottweiler Records] Matt Redman Life & Breath [Integrity] John Van Deusen As Long As I Am In The Tent of This Body I Will Make a Joyful Noise Pt. 1 [Anotherland Records]
SINGLES ChristianXXII & Futuristic Already Won - Single [DREAM] Damian Back To You - Single [DREAM] Emerson Day This House Won't Fall - Single [Fair Trade] The Forerunner Manifesto (independent) for KING + COUNTRY World on Fire (feat. Taylor Hill) - Single [Curb Records] Nathan Oswalt MAKE UP YOUR MIND - Single (independent) Drew Parker Blame Jesus - Single [Warner Music Nashville] Shamash The Gulf Between Us - Single [Rottweiler Records]
Next Friday, October 10, 2025
ALBUMS Citizens m us eum [Anotherland Records] Jesus Culture Send The Fire: Live From London [Capitol CMG] Tasha Layton Life in Me [BEC]
SINGLES Chosen Road Daddy Was a Navy Man - Single [Thoroughbred] Run51 Song Of My Soul - Single [DREAM] Zane Vickery Name (Live at Greenbriar) - Single (independent)