Even Marcos couldn't beat Forest Gump at table tennis. [DJ Skillz]
Marcos was sick of this. He could handle the matching outfits, they could write songs that "appeal to the public," but he drew the line at playing ping-pong. [ColinAke]
"I wanted the blue racket not the black one" [godsgirlalways]
"I keep telling you that Jedi mind tricks don't work on me!" [Tommy(o)]
"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..." [seagull boy]
Yes, even you can levitate a simple ping-pong paddle. Impress girls, amaze your friends, be a hit at parties! [OverAndAgainst]
"So much for those steriods..." [Spartikis]
Ping-Pong Paddle: 1 Marcos: 0 [DJ Ska]
'Nah!! I want a PRO racket [salomonkey]
"What do you mean you want to go to best of 182?" [mandy]
"Aw man! I forgot the milk... my wife is gonna kill me!" [Mary Dieterle]
"Come to me, my trusty paddle!" [ITimoth412]
"For the last time... My momma said I looked good in Red!" [jesusfreak1614]
"I just can't take it anymore! Would you please stop purposefully hitting my stomach!!" [Starshine]
"You win, Lord" [Steven Masone]
"Forget this Sonny! ...this game's harder than winning the Crazy Caption contest!" [Brandon Wood]
This Friday, September 19, 2025
ALBUMS Sho Baraka Midnight of a Good Culture [Syntax] Dave Barnes The Songs That Got Away (independent) Influence Music One True God (independent) LO Worship Songs For the Anxious Heart [Integrity] Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place [DREAM Worship] Lauren Mann Heaven - EP (independent) Mat & Savanna Just How Strong You Are (independent) Jackie Hill Perry Blameless [Reach] Zane Walls Dry Bones - EP [DREAM] Zach Williams Jesus Loves [Provident] Paul Wright GOD SONGS (independent)
SINGLES 1K Phew MOVE IT! (feat. Forrest Frank and 1K Pson) - Single [Reach] Anike That's God (feat. Porsha Love) - Single [Reach] Elan Brio From Sin to Grace - Single (independent) GZeal No Time - Single [Syntax] I.A.N. & Cas Yahweh - Single [Syntax] Vic Lucas Call On Me ft. Domi Grace - Single [Syntax] No Vain Glory GRAH - Single [Syntax] Frankie Orella Like This - Single (independent) Nate Parrish That's Just Life - Single (independent) Poor Old Lu A Forest - Single (independent) Razzie, g!ng, Ally Minju NOSEBLEEDS - Single [Syntax] Rhymes in Harmony Make Room - Single [Syntax] Rosemont Dust - Single (independent) Saved By Skarlet Memory Relapse - Single (independent) Tds Cam Never Really Cared - Single [Syntax] John Waller & WallerCo & Eric Lee Brumley Surprise Me - Single [DREAM]
Next Friday, September 26, 2025
ALBUMS Glae Black Cloud - EP [Broken Curfew Records] Michael Gabriel Monroe Some Things I've Been Learning About God [Provident] Kevin Schlereth Settle In (independent) Chris Tomlin The King Is Still The King [Capitol CMG] Voluntary Mortification Mortem Cultus - EP (independent)
SINGLES The Rogers Family He's Still God - Single [Horizon] Terrian Testimony - Single [Gotee]