Even Marcos couldn't beat Forest Gump at table tennis. [DJ Skillz]
Marcos was sick of this. He could handle the matching outfits, they could write songs that "appeal to the public," but he drew the line at playing ping-pong. [ColinAke]
"I wanted the blue racket not the black one" [godsgirlalways]
"I keep telling you that Jedi mind tricks don't work on me!" [Tommy(o)]
"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..." [seagull boy]
Yes, even you can levitate a simple ping-pong paddle. Impress girls, amaze your friends, be a hit at parties! [OverAndAgainst]
"So much for those steriods..." [Spartikis]
Ping-Pong Paddle: 1 Marcos: 0 [DJ Ska]
'Nah!! I want a PRO racket [salomonkey]
"What do you mean you want to go to best of 182?" [mandy]
"Aw man! I forgot the milk... my wife is gonna kill me!" [Mary Dieterle]
"Come to me, my trusty paddle!" [ITimoth412]
"For the last time... My momma said I looked good in Red!" [jesusfreak1614]
"I just can't take it anymore! Would you please stop purposefully hitting my stomach!!" [Starshine]
"You win, Lord" [Steven Masone]
"Forget this Sonny! ...this game's harder than winning the Crazy Caption contest!" [Brandon Wood]
This Friday, July 25, 2025
ALBUMS Anchor & Braille New Mexico [Equal Vision] B. Tee Told You [Syntax] Bride Scarecrow Messiah CD Re-Release [Girder] Empowered SALT - EP (independent) Homesick Prodigals Different Good (independent) KDNS After Eden [Syntax] Olivia Lane Songs About Jesus (Deluxe Edition) [BEC] Tasha Cobbs Leonard TASHA [Motown Gospel] Kevi Morse Kingston We Winning [Syntax] Pulpit Vomit Hospital Lens [Rottweiler] Anthony & Tiffany Salerno Dance for Jesus - EP (independent) Taylor & Co Worship Breakthrough - EP (independent) Josh Wright LEAD (independent)
SINGLES abenezer i was lost - Single [Gotee] Joe L Barnes Good Shepherd (Studio Version) - Single [Provident] Sho Baraka Still Got Faith (ft. L3xdivine) - Single [Syntax] Gracie Binion Easy To Please - Single [BEC] Katty Camargo Shine Upon Me - Single (independent) The CCC Collective Thankful - Single (independent) C4 Crotona Mr. Gritty - Single [Syntax] CXMMXNS Trust and Obey (feat. CAIN) - Single [Provident] EJ Swavv & Nickwit2Ks Growth - Single [Syntax] Forrest Frank GOD'S GOT MY BACK - Single [River House / 10K] Andrew Gonoude Closer To You - Single (independent) Noah Paul Harrison Oh Lord My God (Live) - Single [Bethel] J.Solo All I Have (ft. Kaboose & MotionPlus) - Single [Syntax] Kings Kaleidoscope + Kings Kaleidoscope Hymns Amazing Grace - Single [BEC] Tasha Layton Life In Me - Single [BEC] Lecrae Bless You (feat. Torey D'Shaun) - Single [Reach] TobyMac God Did It (feat. Jamie MacDonald) - Single [Capitol CMG] Matt Maher Wait (Radio Version) - Single [Provident] Hunter Plake Down to Earth - Single [BEC] QEW JOYXFIX (ft. Stevie Rizo) - Single [Syntax] Naomi Raine God Will Work It Out - Single [Tribl] Rave Jesus Runnin' - Single [Provident] Saints in Exile Bad Vibes - Single [Syntax] Xander Sallows infinite - Single [DREAM] Silent Reflection Left Me for Dead - Single [Syntax] Michael W. Smith Your Love Is A Flood - Single [The Fuel] John Stratton The Body and the Blood - Single [Pure Mosaic Services] Regina Vandereijk You're the Light - Single (independent) Joel Vaughn Feel It - Single [DREAM] Zach Williams Killed A Man - Single [Provident] Zauntee Jesus Down In Florida - Single [BEC]
VINYL Bride Scarecrow Messiah Vinyl [Girder]
DVD Jordan Smith The People's Hymnal DVD [Gaither]
This Saturday, July 26, 2025
SINGLES Anthony & Tiffany Salerno What Would You Do? - Single (independent)
Next Friday, August 1, 2025
ALBUMS Crash Rickshaw Big Sir - EP [Velvet Blue] McKamey Legacy Holding to Truth [Horizon] Ordained Thunder Roar [Girder] V1 Worship Archives [DREAM Worship]
SINGLES Dan Bremnes Human - Single [Curb] Lauren Daigle Let It Be A Hallelujah - Single [Centricity] Sleeping At Last Believe - Single (independent)
VINYL Disciple Attack! (Limited Run Vinyl) Vinyl [Girder]