"You've gone around 27 times. Just say "goose" already!" [Noyo]
Fred: "Now lets see who you REALLY are!" *pulls of mask* Thelma: "Jinkees! It's Mr. Whithers, the guy who runs the amusement park!" Mr Whithers: "And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you snooping kids!" Scooby-Doo: "Good One Shaggy!" [Erock]
"No, for real, I bought it at a hat store." [guybrush]
"Do not tell me what I can and cannot do with my hair" [RelientFrenzy]
"Yeah, I feel the difference, your shampoo is tingling my scalp on this si--wait a second! That's your hand!" [DanCal]
"Mini cream-pie attack!" [Greydawg]
For a limited time only, join the marines and you will receive this free handbag! [amber]
"Doctor, it started as just a finger on my forehead, but I woke up yesterday and... well as you can see the growth has progressively gotten worse." [Glen]
"This is not what I meant when I said I would go bowling with you guys!" [Linja]
First day at Celebrity Boot Camp: Cadet Reuben is the first to go. [Arwenchic]
"If you want hair like this, use 'Happy Day Hair Conditioner' to make all your days happy days!" [aaron]
"Noooogiiiiiiie!" [jo]
Another satisfied customer for "Hand Club for Men"- the latest development in hair replacement technology. [statman]
"Sorry, Harry. It's just that my hands have been sticking to things ever since that genetically-altered spider bit me a few days ago... Weird, huh?" [Sebby]
DanCal won a 12-song partial prerelease copy of Jars of Clay's new CD, Furthermore
This Friday, July 4, 2025
ALBUMS Chad Cory America [DREAM] Tenielle Neda The Way Of Love [Wings]
SINGLES Christian Back Now - Single [DREAM]
Next Friday, July 11, 2025
ALBUMS Hammock Nevertheless (independent) Jeremy Rosado The Waiting Room [Capitol CMG] Seph Schlueter Counting My Blessings [Provident] Stars Go Dim Roses [Curb]
SINGLES Mountains in the Sea TBA - Single [DREAM Worship] Joel Vaughn Get Over It - Single [DREAM]
VINYL The Swirling Eddies Let's Spin! Vinyl [Girder] The Swirling Eddies Outdoor Elvis Vinyl [Girder] The Swirling Eddies Zoom Daddy Vinyl [Girder]