"You've gone around 27 times. Just say "goose" already!" [Noyo]
Fred: "Now lets see who you REALLY are!" *pulls of mask* Thelma: "Jinkees! It's Mr. Whithers, the guy who runs the amusement park!" Mr Whithers: "And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you snooping kids!" Scooby-Doo: "Good One Shaggy!" [Erock]
"No, for real, I bought it at a hat store." [guybrush]
"Do not tell me what I can and cannot do with my hair" [RelientFrenzy]
"Yeah, I feel the difference, your shampoo is tingling my scalp on this si--wait a second! That's your hand!" [DanCal]
"Mini cream-pie attack!" [Greydawg]
For a limited time only, join the marines and you will receive this free handbag! [amber]
"Doctor, it started as just a finger on my forehead, but I woke up yesterday and... well as you can see the growth has progressively gotten worse." [Glen]
"This is not what I meant when I said I would go bowling with you guys!" [Linja]
First day at Celebrity Boot Camp: Cadet Reuben is the first to go. [Arwenchic]
"If you want hair like this, use 'Happy Day Hair Conditioner' to make all your days happy days!" [aaron]
"Noooogiiiiiiie!" [jo]
Another satisfied customer for "Hand Club for Men"- the latest development in hair replacement technology. [statman]
"Sorry, Harry. It's just that my hands have been sticking to things ever since that genetically-altered spider bit me a few days ago... Weird, huh?" [Sebby]
DanCal won a 12-song partial prerelease copy of Jars of Clay's new CD, Furthermore
This Friday, May 16, 2025
ALBUMS Confessions of a Traitor This Pain Will Serve You [Facedown] Free Worship Praise Before It Happens [BEC] GVTH DVDDY GVTH DVDDY [Velvet Blue] Karen Peck & New River Good Answers [Daywind] Lecrae & Miles Minnick Get Well Soon! [Reach] Seventh Day Slumber Fractured Paradise: Garden of Shadows [Rockfest] Sons of Sunday Sons of Sunday [Elevation]
SINGLES AyeTJ Outdated - Single [Syntax] Elan Brio Perfect Timing - Single (independent) Melissa D Will I Be Bored in Heaven? - Single (independent) Will Kellum Ready or Not - Single [Syntax] Britt Nicole FAITH - Single (independent) Makara Walk By Faith - Single [DREAM/DBMIX] MAYIA Where Do I Go? (ft. Cutright) - Single [Syntax] Matt Sassano My Armor - Single (independent) Seph Schlueter Won't Start Now - Single [Provident]
VINYL Petra The Best For Last (Studio Edition) Vinyl [Girder]
Next Tuesday, May 20, 2025
BOOKS Shai Linne Penelope Judd [B&H] Tauren Wells Joy Bomb: Unleash Jesus’s Explosive Joy for an Extraordinary Life [Zondervan]
Next Friday, May 23, 2025
ALBUMS Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin [Curb] ELEVATION RHYTHM Victory Lap [Elevation] Signum Regis The Eyes of Power (Remixed & Remastered 2025) [Beyond the Storm]
SINGLES Roxanne Grace Road Trip - Single [DREAM] V1 Worship Fool for You - Single [DREAM Worship]