"You've gone around 27 times. Just say "goose" already!" [Noyo]
Fred: "Now lets see who you REALLY are!" *pulls of mask* Thelma: "Jinkees! It's Mr. Whithers, the guy who runs the amusement park!" Mr Whithers: "And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you snooping kids!" Scooby-Doo: "Good One Shaggy!" [Erock]
"No, for real, I bought it at a hat store." [guybrush]
"Do not tell me what I can and cannot do with my hair" [RelientFrenzy]
"Yeah, I feel the difference, your shampoo is tingling my scalp on this si--wait a second! That's your hand!" [DanCal]
"Mini cream-pie attack!" [Greydawg]
For a limited time only, join the marines and you will receive this free handbag! [amber]
"Doctor, it started as just a finger on my forehead, but I woke up yesterday and... well as you can see the growth has progressively gotten worse." [Glen]
"This is not what I meant when I said I would go bowling with you guys!" [Linja]
First day at Celebrity Boot Camp: Cadet Reuben is the first to go. [Arwenchic]
"If you want hair like this, use 'Happy Day Hair Conditioner' to make all your days happy days!" [aaron]
"Noooogiiiiiiie!" [jo]
Another satisfied customer for "Hand Club for Men"- the latest development in hair replacement technology. [statman]
"Sorry, Harry. It's just that my hands have been sticking to things ever since that genetically-altered spider bit me a few days ago... Weird, huh?" [Sebby]
DanCal won a 12-song partial prerelease copy of Jars of Clay's new CD, Furthermore
This Tuesday, September 9, 2025 DC3 Bake Off - A COLORS SHOW - Single (independent) Former Ruins In Your Field - Single (independent) John Van Deusen Hallelujah Story - Single [Anotherland]
This Friday, September 12, 2025
ALBUMS Jervis Campbell Good Grief! (independent) Demon Hunter There Was A Light Here [Weapons MFG] Roxanne Grace Try Again [DREAM] Ellie Holcomb Far Country [Capitol CMG] Q-Flo & IAMOPB The Flo Pack II [Syntax] Sower Contemporary Christian Machine - EP (independent) twenty one pilots Breach [Fueled By Ramen] tylerhateslife MENTAL HEALTH [Syntax] Phil Wickham Song of the Saints [Fair Trade]
SINGLES BASECAMP Under the Blood (feat. Knaladeus) - Single [Polished Arrow Music] Dan Bremnes Find Yourself - Single [Curb] Matt Hammitt Days God Gave - Single (independent) I.A.N., Jordy Sam & OnBeatMusic GOD DID IT - Single [Syntax] Amy Jay Margins - Single (independent) Myles Maestro Time Bomb (Until I'm Gone) - Single [Syntax] Lexly Nirvana Mood ft. Michael Luis - Single [Syntax] Solachi Voz Test of Time - Single [Syntax] The Undertaking! Forever Remember - Single (independent) VOTA Magical - Single (independent)
Next Friday, September 19, 2025
ALBUMS Sho Baraka Midnight of a Good Culture (independent) Influence Music One True God (independent) LO Worship Songs For the Anxious Heart [Integrity] Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place [DREAM Worship] Lauren Mann Heaven - EP (independent) Mat & Savanna Just How Strong You Are (independent) Joel Vaughn TBA [DREAM] Zane Walls Dry Bones - EP [DREAM] Zach Williams Jesus Loves [Provident] Paul Wright GOD SONGS (independent)
SINGLES Frankie Orella Like This - Single (independent) John Waller & WallerCo & Eric Lee Brumley Surprise Me - Single [DREAM]