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Crazy Caption Photo No.016: "Head Games"

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"You've gone around 27 times. Just say "goose" already!" [Noyo]

Fred: "Now lets see who you REALLY are!" *pulls of mask* Thelma: "Jinkees! It's Mr. Whithers, the guy who runs the amusement park!" Mr Whithers: "And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you snooping kids!" Scooby-Doo: "Good One Shaggy!" [Erock]

"No, for real, I bought it at a hat store." [guybrush]

"Do not tell me what I can and cannot do with my hair" [RelientFrenzy]

"Yeah, I feel the difference, your shampoo is tingling my scalp on this si--wait a second! That's your hand!" [DanCal]

"Mini cream-pie attack!" [Greydawg]

For a limited time only, join the marines and you will receive this free handbag! [amber]

"Doctor, it started as just a finger on my forehead, but I woke up yesterday and... well as you can see the growth has progressively gotten worse." [Glen]

"This is not what I meant when I said I would go bowling with you guys!" [Linja]

First day at Celebrity Boot Camp: Cadet Reuben is the first to go. [Arwenchic]

"If you want hair like this, use 'Happy Day Hair Conditioner' to make all your days happy days!" [aaron]

"Noooogiiiiiiie!" [jo]

Another satisfied customer for "Hand Club for Men"- the latest development in hair replacement technology. [statman]

"Sorry, Harry. It's just that my hands have been sticking to things ever since that genetically-altered spider bit me a few days ago... Weird, huh?" [Sebby]

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This Sunday, February 1, 2026
SINGLES
Like A Splinter x Righteous Talk Dark Sayings - Single (independent)
Tanya Low Red Fresh Rose - Single (independent)
MC Zappa Why? - Single (independent)

This Monday, February 2, 2026
SINGLES
F'rael Real Ones (Pretti Good) - Single [Syntax]

This Wednesday, February 4, 2026
ALBUMS
Reawaken Hymns Exegesis - EP (independent)

This Friday, February 6, 2026
ALBUMS
Ashes Awaken Rise [MTS]
Band Reeves My Country - EP [Centricity]
The Craguns Steadfast Love [StowTown]
Lecrae Reconstruction: Second Story (Deluxe) [Reach]
Life.Church Worship El Camino - EP [Ocean House]
The Lost Dogs Trick Of The Light (With Bonus Tracks) [Galaxy21]
Ricky Dillard, Ron Carter Sweet, Sweet Spirit [Motown Gospel/Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Meredith Andrews Prevail (Live From Liberty University) [with Liberty Worship Collective] - Single [Curb]
Anthem Edition He Is Who He Is - Single [Sonlite]
Bill B. & Jay Carter Another Chance - Single [Syntax]
Jonathan Cain Only A Prayer Away - Single [The Fuel]
CalledOut Music My Love - Single [Integrity]
Micah Christopher White Knuckles - Single [Integrity]
Chosen Road People - Single [Thoroughbred]
Rachel DeLong Dopamine - Single (independent)
Drea LP, OnBeatMusic, 1K Phew Fake - Single [Syntax]
Elevation Worship Alleluia - Single [Provident]
Lexi Elisha Always On Time - Single (independent)
Freedom Church Good On Your Promise - Single [DREAM]
Ben Fuller x KB Black Sheep II - Single [Provident/Sony]
Josh Grove, KJ-52 Rain Or Shine - Single [Syntax]
Haste the Day Shallows - Single [Solid State]
Hulvey Rooftop (feat. nobigdyl) - Single [Reach]
J Payne, Patrick Jackson, JP got SAVED The Potter - Single (independent)
K3hlab Tears of a Clown - Single [Syntax]
Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Apple Pie - Single [Ocean House]
Love & The Outcome For the Beauty of the Earth - Single [Integrated Music Rights]
Blessing Offor, Maxwell Stark Brighter Days (New Day Edition) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Hunter Plake Lousiana Rain - Single [BEC]
Prodi Da Prodigal, ATTAM Checkmate - Single [Syntax]
Seventh Day Slumber Praise - Single [Rockfest]
Rusty Shipp Sinners in the Hands - Single (independent)
We Are Messengers Faith Hope Love - Single [Curb]

Next Friday, February 13, 2026
ALBUMS
Adiós Cometa Un Destello De Luz [Velvet Blue]
BRAG Worship, Trip Lee For Your Glory - EP [Reach]
Colony House 77 (Pt. 2) [LastDaze]
Jake MacAdam for megan [Ocean House]

SINGLES
Ian Austin Make Me Like Your Son - Single [Ocean House]
Jake MacAdam for megan - Single [Ocean House]
Patrick Mayberry It Is Well - Single [Provident/Sony]
John Waller All You’ve Ever Done - Single [DREAM]
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