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Crazy Caption Photo No.017: "Knapp Attack"

(pictured: Left to right: Charlie Lowell and Steve Mason of Jars of Clay, and Jennifer Knapp)
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Anguish over segregation continues even today. [Claudia]

"Hey, try this one. It looks easier. Less buttons." [Zeborah]

"Don't pull her trumpet man, it's a trick!" [Urban Cowboy]

"You call this a diplomatic solution?" "No. I call it aggressive negotiations." [sebby]

"Steve, Charlie, Aaron, I said, 'Play 'All You Need Is Love' NOT 'Wings of a Dove'!" [matt]

"And I'm not Jennifer Knapp..." *ziiiiip* "I'm Kenny G!" [BobDoleFreak]

"Here, play this. Saxophones are so five minutes ago." [Erika]

"I will now attempt trying to get my whole band inside this instrument!" [WGGurl]

"No guys, it's when the trump resounds that the Lord will descend, not the sax." [Kat]

"Dude, I knew I should have worn my t-shirt that says DOG." [Kripto-neeto]

"I've told you once... don't make me say it again! You CAN'T start playing 'By and By' when I'm performing 'Say Won't You Say!'" [Lee05]

"And coming down the runway now is Miss Jennifer Knapp, modeling this lovely new silver trumpet!" [Scum drum]

"Say it! Say it! Say I'm the best musician!" [Carson King]

"Do you guys really want me to do my Louie Armstrong impression... Really??" [Greydawg]

"Ladies, please note. These two handsome gentlemen are single." [Judith]

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, May 6, 2026
SINGLES
Anike Contagious - Single [Reach]

This Friday, May 8, 2026
ALBUMS
AC Lightnin They Call Me AC (Mixtape) (independent)
Altar Boys Live at Cornerstone 2000 (independent)
Vince Gill 50 Years From Home: Nobody Held Her Like Me [MCA Nashville]
Amy Grant The Me That Remains [AG]
idle threat you'll forget the sun [Tooth & Nail]
LO Worship The Perfect Love of Jesus - EP [Integrity]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - EP [Provident/Sony]
Allan Scott Just One More (Songs from the Motion Picture) - Multi-Single [Dream]
Stephen Stanley Change - EP (independent)

SINGLES
ALTIRA Death of Fear - Single [The Fuel]
Bethel Music Love Of My Life (Live) (feat. Martin Smith, Paul & Hannah McClure) - Single [Bethel]
Jeremy Camp Reflector - Single [Capitol CMG]
Chasing Victory Blue Eyes - Single (independent)
Drenae Hold On (ft. Smiiley baby) - Single [Syntax]
Elevation Rhythm FATHER'S HOUSE - Single [Elevation]
goodwill & Griffin McCoy START WITH US - Single [Syntax]
KB Left Hand (feat. Terrian) - Single [Provident]
Molly Kate Kestner Content - Single [Provident]
Tori Kelly Control / Dive - Double Single [Epic]
No Vain Glory BEATING THE BAD (SYMPHONY V) - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante LUV ME! - Single [Dream]
Josiah Queen make heaven crowded - Single [Capitol CMG]
Red Worship Testify (Smell Like Smoke) - Single (independent)
Michael Sarver More Like You - Single [WieRise]
Starflyer 59 Disappointed - Single [Velvet Blue]

Next Friday, May 15, 2026
Dispraised Dispraised [Thumper Punk Records]
Lamenter Transparency: Part One - EP (independent)
Brooke Ligertwood EAT [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
ELEOS Leper's Veil - Single [Ocean House]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Feel Your Heartbeat - Single [People & Songs]
Hiyab Gabriel I Choose You - Single (independent)
Glasslands Blood in the Water - Single (independent)
Seven Years Yes to Everything You Are - Single (independent)
Sower Joy - Single (independent)
Switchfoot Absolution - Single [By Design/BMG]
Joel Vaughn Over It - Single [Ocean House]
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