Jesusfreakhideout.com: Lloyd's Crazy Captions No.017: "Knapp Attack"

Crazy Caption Photo No.017: "Knapp Attack"

(pictured: Left to right: Charlie Lowell and Steve Mason of Jars of Clay, and Jennifer Knapp)

Anguish over segregation continues even today. [Claudia]

"Hey, try this one. It looks easier. Less buttons." [Zeborah]

"Don't pull her trumpet man, it's a trick!" [Urban Cowboy]

"You call this a diplomatic solution?" "No. I call it aggressive negotiations." [sebby]

"Steve, Charlie, Aaron, I said, 'Play 'All You Need Is Love' NOT 'Wings of a Dove'!" [matt]

"And I'm not Jennifer Knapp..." *ziiiiip* "I'm Kenny G!" [BobDoleFreak]

"Here, play this. Saxophones are so five minutes ago." [Erika]

"I will now attempt trying to get my whole band inside this instrument!" [WGGurl]

"No guys, it's when the trump resounds that the Lord will descend, not the sax." [Kat]

"Dude, I knew I should have worn my t-shirt that says DOG." [Kripto-neeto]

"I've told you once... don't make me say it again! You CAN'T start playing 'By and By' when I'm performing 'Say Won't You Say!'" [Lee05]

"And coming down the runway now is Miss Jennifer Knapp, modeling this lovely new silver trumpet!" [Scum drum]

"Say it! Say it! Say I'm the best musician!" [Carson King]

"Do you guys really want me to do my Louie Armstrong impression... Really??" [Greydawg]

"Ladies, please note. These two handsome gentlemen are single." [Judith]

Zeborah won a 12-song partial prerelease copy of Jars of Clay's new CD, Furthermore

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