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Crazy Caption Photo No.017: "Knapp Attack"

(pictured: Left to right: Charlie Lowell and Steve Mason of Jars of Clay, and Jennifer Knapp)
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Anguish over segregation continues even today. [Claudia]

"Hey, try this one. It looks easier. Less buttons." [Zeborah]

"Don't pull her trumpet man, it's a trick!" [Urban Cowboy]

"You call this a diplomatic solution?" "No. I call it aggressive negotiations." [sebby]

"Steve, Charlie, Aaron, I said, 'Play 'All You Need Is Love' NOT 'Wings of a Dove'!" [matt]

"And I'm not Jennifer Knapp..." *ziiiiip* "I'm Kenny G!" [BobDoleFreak]

"Here, play this. Saxophones are so five minutes ago." [Erika]

"I will now attempt trying to get my whole band inside this instrument!" [WGGurl]

"No guys, it's when the trump resounds that the Lord will descend, not the sax." [Kat]

"Dude, I knew I should have worn my t-shirt that says DOG." [Kripto-neeto]

"I've told you once... don't make me say it again! You CAN'T start playing 'By and By' when I'm performing 'Say Won't You Say!'" [Lee05]

"And coming down the runway now is Miss Jennifer Knapp, modeling this lovely new silver trumpet!" [Scum drum]

"Say it! Say it! Say I'm the best musician!" [Carson King]

"Do you guys really want me to do my Louie Armstrong impression... Really??" [Greydawg]

"Ladies, please note. These two handsome gentlemen are single." [Judith]

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Zeborah won a 12-song partial prerelease copy of Jars of Clay's new CD, Furthermore

 

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This Wednesday, October 29, 2025
ALBUMS
Brandon Lake Amazon Music Songline [Provident]

SINGLES
Tikae Maestro Dwell (ft. Kingdmusic) - Single [Tribe Rua]

This Friday, October 31, 2025
ALBUMS
1K Phew What's Understood 3 [Reach]
Sherwin Gardner Christmas Glow [Wings]
Hope Deferred Darkness Remains [The Charon Collective]
Vic Lucas The Journey [Syntax]
MORIAH Nice Life - EP [F2]
Amanda Nolan Wait For The Dawn - EP [Lula Street]
River Valley Worship First Light / Last Word - EP [BEC]
SEU Worship What A God [Live at JOGS] (feat. Abbie Gamboa) - EP [Provident]
Testimony of Apocalypse Agony in the Garden [Roxx Records]

SINGLES
Alphein Working - Single [Syntax]
Chris Caro It's Okay - Single [Syntax]
Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Still - Single [Syntax]
Dreamers My Heart His Home - Single [DREAM]
Dust and Grace He Made It All - Single [MTS]
Emery Civil Wars - Single (independent)
Roxanne Grace Try Again - Single [DREAM]
HolyName Ritual - Single (independent)
Jericko Skeletons - Single [Syntax]
Kingdmusic Speed Dial (ft Mégan Rose) - Single (independent)
The Light Superior Ghost - Single [Rottweiler]
Lock & Chi Do To Me - Single (independent)
John Long Simple Pursuit - Single (independent)
Steven Malcolm Lean On You - Single [Curb]
My Place Was Taken Rude Awakening - Single [Rottweiler]
No Vain Glory ROYALTY (CHOSEN) - Single [Syntax]
Polished Arrow Music LOTW - Single [Polished Arrow Music]
Poor Old Lu The Hurting - Single (independent)
Razzie & Joz NEW PETRO (ft. 4KL) - Single [Syntax]
Saints in Exile Pain is My Best Friend (At My Best) [ft. THE EXILED] - Single [Syntax]
Jordy Sam Hard Days (ft. IAN) - Single [Syntax]
Silent Reflection The Air - Single [Syntax]
Still Remains The Wound and the Weapon - Single (independent)
Warren Zeiders How Great Thou Art - Single [Warner]

This Saturday, November 1, 2025
SINGLES
Relentless Pursuit He Is Coming - Single (independent)

Next Friday, November 7, 2025
ALBUMS
Biscuits Country Fried LoFi - EP [Circle Back]
Jekalyn Carr JEKALYN X LEGENDS [WayNorth]
DAMIAN DAMIAN [DREAM]
Josh Garrels Peace To All Who Enter Here, Vol. 2 (independent)
Amy Jay Mnemonics (independent)
(UN)WORTHY From the Belly of the Beast - EP (independent)

SINGLES
Gracie Binion Gunpowder - Single [BEC]
Damian If I Should Fail - Single [DREAM]
Good Things Collective Rejoice! - Single [Real Fun]
Hillside Recording Everlasting Father - Single (independent)
Ian Austin, Heather Suzanne Somewhere Far - Single (independent)
Tasha Layton Christmas All Year Long - Single [BEC]
Life.Church Worship Tanto - Single (independent)
Sacrificial Betrayal Take Risk - Single (independent)
Zane Walls YOU ARE THE FIRE (feat. JontheKid) - Single (independent)
Rhett Walker Carol of the Bells - Single [BEC]
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