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Crazy Caption Photo No.063: "Speechless"

(pictured: Steven Curtis Chapman and CeCe Winans)
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Then he realized... they were all clapping for HER. [kumquat]

Where will YOU be when your diarrhea returns? [Bob]

"I'm a little tea pot short and stout, tip me over and..." [Daniel]

Upon accepting his 138,894,300th dove award, Steve finally runs out of people to thank. [Benly]

"I would like to announce that I'm now signed on to the Gotee record lable and from now on I will be known as SteveyChap." [Maisey]

"I don't know if the FCC would appreciate what the teleprompter is telling me to say next..." [speshul k]

"No, I'm sorry, CeCe, Yolanda Adams did out-dress you this year." [krissyb]

Unfortuantly for CeCe, the new Steven Curtis Android had a freak technical error and proceeded to topple on top of her. [crazy)mo(]

"Psst..hey CeCe, do you think I have a chance at winning the Crazy Caption Contest?" [zachary]

"In the words of Simon Cowell, 'Horrible.'" [SaintSaturn]

"Hey! Guess what? I lowered my cholesterol." [ilikeswitchfoot]

Steven's reaction when he found out they only had the microphone on when she was talking. [dj]

"Has anybody ever told you that you look like Oprah Winfrey?" [bennie]

"Well, actually, I did vote for the Dove Awards before I voted against it." [Joely]

"I think I need glasses. The teleprompter doesn't actually say 'Fo'Shizzle,' right??" [westcottchic]

This Weeks Winner
westcottchic won a full prerelease copy of Exit East's self-titled debut (releases January 18, 2005)

 

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