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Crazy Caption Photo No.063: "Speechless"

(pictured: Steven Curtis Chapman and CeCe Winans)
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Then he realized... they were all clapping for HER. [kumquat]

Where will YOU be when your diarrhea returns? [Bob]

"I'm a little tea pot short and stout, tip me over and..." [Daniel]

Upon accepting his 138,894,300th dove award, Steve finally runs out of people to thank. [Benly]

"I would like to announce that I'm now signed on to the Gotee record lable and from now on I will be known as SteveyChap." [Maisey]

"I don't know if the FCC would appreciate what the teleprompter is telling me to say next..." [speshul k]

"No, I'm sorry, CeCe, Yolanda Adams did out-dress you this year." [krissyb]

Unfortuantly for CeCe, the new Steven Curtis Android had a freak technical error and proceeded to topple on top of her. [crazy)mo(]

"Psst..hey CeCe, do you think I have a chance at winning the Crazy Caption Contest?" [zachary]

"In the words of Simon Cowell, 'Horrible.'" [SaintSaturn]

"Hey! Guess what? I lowered my cholesterol." [ilikeswitchfoot]

Steven's reaction when he found out they only had the microphone on when she was talking. [dj]

"Has anybody ever told you that you look like Oprah Winfrey?" [bennie]

"Well, actually, I did vote for the Dove Awards before I voted against it." [Joely]

"I think I need glasses. The teleprompter doesn't actually say 'Fo'Shizzle,' right??" [westcottchic]

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westcottchic won a full prerelease copy of Exit East's self-titled debut (releases January 18, 2005)

 

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, November 14, 2025
ALBUMS
Emery White Line Fever (Remastered) - Disc One (independent)
JERICKO Ups and Downs - EP [Syntax]
Kings Kaleidoscope Asaph's Arrows II EP [BEC]
VIC LUCAS The Journey (Deluxe Version) [Syntax]
Ronnie Martin Evergreen Melodie [Velvet Blue]
NF FEAR - EP [Capitol]
Blessing Offor To All A Good Night [Capitol CMG]
Rave Jesus I MET GOD ON THE DANCEFLOOR [Provident]
The Young Escape Not Done Yet [BEC]

SINGLES
ADRIEL CRUZ & JAMIL Praying For My Enemies - Single [Syntax]
BILL B. My Lord - Single [Syntax]
Biscuits Drifting Off (Hayloft) - Single [Circle Back]
CUTRIGHT, ZIPPY, & QEW Pick it Up - Single [Syntax]
DRENAE Like U Do - Single [Syntax]
KNALADEUS, SELAH THE CORNER, & AYO SHAMIR Let it Be (ft. JOSEPH SD) - Single [Syntax]
LEXLY NIRVANA Perdoname - Single [Syntax]
Richard Lynch Why Me Lord - Single [MTS]
NEEDTOBREATHE Where You Call Home - Single [Omnivore]
Hunter Plake Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Single [BEC]

Next Sunday, November 16, 2025
ALBUMS
Bir Witness 26.13 (independent)

Next Thursday, November 20, 2025
SINGLES
The Rocky Valentines Happy Thanksgiving - Double Single [Velvet Blue]

Next Friday, November 21, 2025
ALBUMS
Drew Holcomb & the Neighbors, Ellie Holcomb I'll Be Home for Christmas - EP [Magnolia]
Joseph Habedank The Great Adventure: A Tribute to Steven Curtis Chapman [Daywind]
Andrew Marcus Christmas - EP (independent)
Stryper The Greatest Gift Of All [Frontiers]

SINGLES
Cliff & Antoinette Murray Happy Thanksgiving - Single [DREAM]
Jake MacAdam, Mark & Sarah Tillman Christ Has Come - Single [Ocean House]
Life.Church Worship A Thousand Blessings - Single [Ocean House]
Good Weather Forecast Little Christmas - Single [DREAM]

VINYL
Stryper The Greatest Gift Of All Vinyl [Girder]
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