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Lloyd's Crazy Caption
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Crazy Caption Photo No.064: "Extreme Skateboarding"

(pictured: Tim from TobyMac's live band)
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"Look Ma! No teeth!" [kauf_drop]

He couldn't contain his joy. It was the first Christmas of his life that he hadn't gotten a lump of coal. [Candace]

Tim finally lost it after being told to play that funky music one too many times. [Ponygirl]

"This is what would always happen to my board BEFORE I joined Jenny Craig!" [Benster]

"I won the bid for LA Symphony's Broken Decks on EBay and this is what they sent me!" [DJ Ska]

"Trust me, I'm really mad inside!" [greif]

"The bad news is, I broke my friend's $200 skateboard. But the good news is I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico." [ilikeswitchfoot]

"...and wait till you see the poor sap that was riding it!" [whatshisname]

"Heeey! Wanna buy a skateboard?" [frizbee]

The skateboard isn't the only thing in this picture not functioning properly. [joemama]

"It's ok. I had Subway!" [nutty_gurl10]

Board, it's what's for dinner. [Chloe]

"Igore, come to the laboratory, we must bring it back to life!" [Besany]

"MTV, please pimp my ride!" [koolman]

"We shared so many good times... I raised him from a little fingerboard..." [Allison Braund]

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This Friday, May 16, 2025
ALBUMS
Confessions of a Traitor This Pain Will Serve You [Facedown]
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VINYL
Petra The Best For Last (Studio Edition) Vinyl [Girder]

Next Tuesday, May 20, 2025
BOOKS
Shai Linne Penelope Judd [B&H]
Tauren Wells Joy Bomb: Unleash Jesus’s Explosive Joy for an Extraordinary Life [Zondervan]

Next Friday, May 23, 2025
ALBUMS
Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin [Curb]
ELEVATION RHYTHM Victory Lap [Elevation]
Signum Regis The Eyes of Power (Remixed & Remastered 2025) [Beyond the Storm]

SINGLES
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