He couldn't contain his joy. It was the first Christmas of his life that he hadn't gotten a lump of coal. [Candace]
Tim finally lost it after being told to play that funky music one too many times. [Ponygirl]
"This is what would always happen to my board BEFORE I joined Jenny Craig!" [Benster]
"I won the bid for LA Symphony's Broken Decks on EBay and this is what they sent me!" [DJ Ska]
"Trust me, I'm really mad inside!" [greif]
"The bad news is, I broke my friend's $200 skateboard. But the good news is I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico." [ilikeswitchfoot]
"...and wait till you see the poor sap that was riding it!" [whatshisname]
"Heeey! Wanna buy a skateboard?" [frizbee]
The skateboard isn't the only thing in this picture not functioning properly. [joemama]
"It's ok. I had Subway!" [nutty_gurl10]
Board, it's what's for dinner. [Chloe]
"Igore, come to the laboratory, we must bring it back to life!" [Besany]
"MTV, please pimp my ride!" [koolman]
"We shared so many good times... I raised him from a little fingerboard..." [Allison Braund]
This Friday, September 19, 2025
ALBUMS Sho Baraka Midnight of a Good Culture [Syntax] Dave Barnes The Songs That Got Away (independent) Influence Music One True God (independent) LO Worship Songs For the Anxious Heart [Integrity] Mainstream Worship Dwelling Place [DREAM Worship] Lauren Mann Heaven - EP (independent) Mat & Savanna Just How Strong You Are (independent) Jackie Hill Perry Blameless [Reach] Zane Walls Dry Bones - EP [DREAM] Zach Williams Jesus Loves [Provident] Paul Wright GOD SONGS (independent)
SINGLES 1K Phew MOVE IT! (feat. Forrest Frank and 1K Pson) - Single [Reach] Anike That's God (feat. Porsha Love) - Single [Reach] Elan Brio From Sin to Grace - Single (independent) GZeal No Time - Single [Syntax] I.A.N. & Cas Yahweh - Single [Syntax] Vic Lucas Call On Me ft. Domi Grace - Single [Syntax] No Vain Glory GRAH - Single [Syntax] Frankie Orella Like This - Single (independent) Nate Parrish That's Just Life - Single (independent) Poor Old Lu A Forest - Single (independent) Razzie, g!ng, Ally Minju NOSEBLEEDS - Single [Syntax] Rhymes in Harmony Make Room - Single [Syntax] Rosemont Dust - Single (independent) Saved By Skarlet Memory Relapse - Single (independent) Tds Cam Never Really Cared - Single [Syntax] John Waller & WallerCo & Eric Lee Brumley Surprise Me - Single [DREAM]
Next Friday, September 26, 2025
ALBUMS Glae Black Cloud - EP [Broken Curfew Records] Michael Gabriel Monroe Some Things I've Been Learning About God [Provident] Kevin Schlereth Settle In (independent) Chris Tomlin The King Is Still The King [Capitol CMG] Voluntary Mortification Mortem Cultus - EP (independent)
SINGLES The Rogers Family He's Still God - Single [Horizon] Terrian Testimony - Single [Gotee]