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Crazy Caption Photo No.064: "Extreme Skateboarding"

(pictured: Tim from TobyMac's live band)
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"Look Ma! No teeth!" [kauf_drop]

He couldn't contain his joy. It was the first Christmas of his life that he hadn't gotten a lump of coal. [Candace]

Tim finally lost it after being told to play that funky music one too many times. [Ponygirl]

"This is what would always happen to my board BEFORE I joined Jenny Craig!" [Benster]

"I won the bid for LA Symphony's Broken Decks on EBay and this is what they sent me!" [DJ Ska]

"Trust me, I'm really mad inside!" [greif]

"The bad news is, I broke my friend's $200 skateboard. But the good news is I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico." [ilikeswitchfoot]

"...and wait till you see the poor sap that was riding it!" [whatshisname]

"Heeey! Wanna buy a skateboard?" [frizbee]

The skateboard isn't the only thing in this picture not functioning properly. [joemama]

"It's ok. I had Subway!" [nutty_gurl10]

Board, it's what's for dinner. [Chloe]

"Igore, come to the laboratory, we must bring it back to life!" [Besany]

"MTV, please pimp my ride!" [koolman]

"We shared so many good times... I raised him from a little fingerboard..." [Allison Braund]

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This Wednesday, May 6, 2026
SINGLES
Anike Contagious - Single [Reach]

This Friday, May 8, 2026
ALBUMS
AC Lightnin They Call Me AC (Mixtape) (independent)
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
Amy Grant The Me That Remains [AG]
idle threat you'll forget the sun [Tooth & Nail]
Michael Gabriel Monroe Heaven Sings Holy - EP [Provident/Sony]
Allan Scott Just One More (Songs from the Motion Picture) - Multi-Single [Dream]

SINGLES
Drenae Hold On (ft. Smiiley baby) - Single [Syntax]
goodwill & Griffin McCoy START WITH US - Single [Syntax]
KB Left Hand (feat. Terrian) - Single [Provident]
No Vain Glory BEATING THE BAD (SYMPHONY V) - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante LUV ME! - Single [Dream]

Next Friday, May 15, 2026
Brooke Ligertwood EAT [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
ELEOS Leper's Veil - Single [Ocean House]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Feel Your Heartbeat - Single [People & Songs]
Hiyab Gabriel I Choose You - Single (independent)
Switchfoot Absolution - Single [By Design/BMG]
Joel Vaughn Over It - Single [Ocean House]
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