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Crazy Caption Photo No.064: "Extreme Skateboarding"

(pictured: Tim from TobyMac's live band)
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"Look Ma! No teeth!" [kauf_drop]

He couldn't contain his joy. It was the first Christmas of his life that he hadn't gotten a lump of coal. [Candace]

Tim finally lost it after being told to play that funky music one too many times. [Ponygirl]

"This is what would always happen to my board BEFORE I joined Jenny Craig!" [Benster]

"I won the bid for LA Symphony's Broken Decks on EBay and this is what they sent me!" [DJ Ska]

"Trust me, I'm really mad inside!" [greif]

"The bad news is, I broke my friend's $200 skateboard. But the good news is I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico." [ilikeswitchfoot]

"...and wait till you see the poor sap that was riding it!" [whatshisname]

"Heeey! Wanna buy a skateboard?" [frizbee]

The skateboard isn't the only thing in this picture not functioning properly. [joemama]

"It's ok. I had Subway!" [nutty_gurl10]

Board, it's what's for dinner. [Chloe]

"Igore, come to the laboratory, we must bring it back to life!" [Besany]

"MTV, please pimp my ride!" [koolman]

"We shared so many good times... I raised him from a little fingerboard..." [Allison Braund]

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This Wednesday, December 4, 2024
VINYL
Russ Taff A Christmas Song Vinyl [Girder]

This Friday, December 6, 2024
ALBUMS
Blessing Offor Covers - EP [Capitol CMG]
Colony House Every Christmas - EP [Roon]
Jonava Heaven Empyreal EP [The Charon Collective]
Brandon Lake Hard Fought Hallelujah: Heavyweight Edition - EP [Provident]
Ronnie Martin Holiday Fable - Instrumentals [Velvet Blue]
Poor Bishop Hooper As Foretold: Part 1 EP (independent)
Various Artists DREAM Christmas Vol. 8 [DREAM]
Within Silence The Eclipse of Worlds [Ulterium]

SINGLES
Cory Asbury Iris - Single [BEC]
Adriel Cruz Falling For You - Single [Syntax]
Bethel Music He Has Done Great Things (feat. Brian Johnson) [Live] - Single [Bethel]
Calvary MSC Hail the King (ft. Stefan Green) - Single (independent)
Chainstay Re;gret, Re;gress, Re;cover - Single [Small Step Records]
Jon Foreman Stay Wild Wildflower (feat. Kyndal Inskeep) - Single (independent)
Forfeit Thee Untrue It’s Colder Now - Single [Rottweiler]
Mat Kearney Christmas Chevrolet (Jingle Bells) - Single (independent)
Steven Malcolm Stick And Move (feat. Mike Teezy) - Single [Curb]
Michael Monroe Hiding - Single [Provident]
Sheets Nelson I Need You - Single [Church Boy]
No Vain Glory Praise (ft. Mapalo the Girl) - Single [Syntax]
Pulpit Vomit Jingle, Jingle, Jingle (Redux) - Single [Rottweiler / Broken Curfew]
Sidewalk Prophets I Apologize - Single [Curb]
TobyMac a lil church - Single [Capitol CMG]
Bay Turner Praise the Lord (Sunday Prelud) - Single [Centricity]
Weeping Hour Misael - Single (independent)
Wind and Sail I’ll Be Home For Christmas - a live postcard - Single (independent)

VINYL
Flyleaf Flyleaf Vinyl [Smartpunk]

Next Monday, December 9, 2024
ALBUMS
Relentless Pursuit Ascension (independent)

Next Wednesday, December 11, 2024
ALBUMS
Alex Henry Foster A Whispering Moment - EP [Hopeless Tragedy]

Next Friday, December 13, 2024
ALBUMS
Shaun P Live at the Jesus Dome [DREAM]

SINGLES
Leslie Jordan Golden Thread (for Jess) - Single (independent)
Leigh Nash Cry (feat. Villiers) [Fear of Tigers Remix] - Single [Visionary]
Stars Go Dim Mama Don't Lie (Alright) - Single [Curb]



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