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Crazy Caption Photo No.067: "SwitchKeys"

(pictured: Jerome of Switchfoot)
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"...But my online girlfriend promised me she'd be on at 7:30!" [Ryan]

"Man! I never realized how hard it is to play keyboard and think of a Crazy Caption for JFH at the same time!" [switchfoot_01]

"Yeah, Jon..I got it...."I Dare You to Move"...not "Pieces of Me"..." [eagle89]

"Dude, we're trying to cut a record here, get off of AIM!" [JesusFreak003]

"Where's the 'Any' key?" [mizpah]

"No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't replicate the Window's start-up music" [seagull boy]

Told to "Just use the keyboard", he pauses for a moment to comprehend the overwhelming state of confusion that just hit him. [Joe mama]

"You're just jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day." [Dorkface Llamahead]

"Awesome! they have cheat codes for the keyboard!" [Kristy]

"This keybord only types from A to G!?" [DJ Ska]

The release date for the new record had to be put back after the band realised Jerome had spent the whole time playing Solitaire. [Azzmatic]

"Wait, what is this? Switchfoot is going "mainstream"? No one ever tells me anything!" [SwitchfootFan1]

"Uh, is that me on the Crazy Captions?" [RKgirl]

"Okay...I'm starting think this isn't what the Gateway guy meant when he said my computer needed a new keyboard..." [Doggie]

A split second later, Jon's guitar swept Jerome's Mac off the table and smashed it into a million pieces, showing once and for all where he stood in the ongoing Microsoft/Macintosh debate. [Scrooge]

"I am not addicted to the internet!" [Babygoose]

"hi, i'm a famous rock star, i'm in a famous band. where are you from KG_rorey95568?" [ruthy]

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