"...But my online girlfriend promised me she'd be on at 7:30!" [Ryan]
"Man! I never realized how hard it is to play keyboard and think of a Crazy Caption for JFH at the same time!" [switchfoot_01]
"Yeah, Jon..I got it...."I Dare You to Move"...not "Pieces of Me"..." [eagle89]
"Dude, we're trying to cut a record here, get off of AIM!" [JesusFreak003]
"Where's the 'Any' key?" [mizpah]
"No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't replicate the Window's start-up music" [seagull boy]
Told to "Just use the keyboard", he pauses for a moment to comprehend the overwhelming state of confusion that just hit him. [Joe mama]
"You're just jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day." [Dorkface Llamahead]
"Awesome! they have cheat codes for the keyboard!" [Kristy]
"This keybord only types from A to G!?" [DJ Ska]
The release date for the new record had to be put back after the band realised Jerome had spent the whole time playing Solitaire. [Azzmatic]
"Wait, what is this? Switchfoot is going "mainstream"? No one ever tells me anything!" [SwitchfootFan1]
"Uh, is that me on the Crazy Captions?" [RKgirl]
"Okay...I'm starting think this isn't what the Gateway guy meant when he said my computer needed a new keyboard..." [Doggie]
A split second later, Jon's guitar swept Jerome's Mac off the table and smashed it into a million pieces, showing once and for all where he stood in the ongoing Microsoft/Macintosh debate. [Scrooge]
"I am not addicted to the internet!" [Babygoose]
"hi, i'm a famous rock star, i'm in a famous band. where are you from KG_rorey95568?" [ruthy]
ruthy won a copy of Buddy Miller's GRAMMY-nominated album Universal United House Of Prayer
This Sunday, May 4, 2025
ALBUMS Bride Lost Reels 4 (independent) Bride Vipers and Shadows (independent)
This Tuesday, May 6, 2025
ALBUMS Gable Price & Friends Post Credits Scenes - EP [Capitol CMG]
This Wednesday, May 7, 2025
SINGLES Grace Graber Better Now - Single (independent)
This Friday, May 9, 2025
ALBUMS Zacardi Cortez Ibhar: He That Is Chosen [ZetRoc Ent/BlackSmoke] Forrest Frank Child of God II [River House/10K] Olivia Lane Songs About Jesus [BEC] Joel Vaughn Testify - EP [DREAM] Brandon Watson Too Far Gone - EP (independent)
SINGLES 7eventh Time Down Fly, Fly Away - Single [BEC] ANTHNY Stay - Single [Provident] Blanca Safety (feat. CalledOut Music) - Single [Curb] C4 Crotona Through the Tears (ft. Joseph SD) - Single [Syntax] Dubem HP - Single [Syntax] K3hlab Maturity - Single [Syntax] My Place Was Taken Altar De Moloc - Single [Rottweiler] NXTMIKE Dove - Single [Syntax] Share Your Voice Louder (feat. Righteous Woods, Leanne Flores, Makara) - Single [DREAM/DBMIX] Kierra Sheard RAIN - Single [Tribl]
Next Friday, May 16, 2025
ALBUMS Confessions of a Traitor This Pain Will Serve You [Facedown] Free Worship Praise Before It Happens [BEC] GVTH DVDDY GVTH DVDDY [Velvet Blue] Karen Peck & New River Good Answers [Daywind] Lecrae & Miles Minnick Get Well Soon! [Reach] Seventh Day Slumber Fractured Paradise: Garden of Shadows [Rockfest] Sons of Sunday Sons of Sunday [Elevation]
SINGLES Makara Walk By Faith - Single [DREAM/DBMIX] Melissa D Will I Be Bored in Heaven? - Single (independent) Matt Sassano My Armor - Single (independent) Seph Schlueter Won't Start Now - Single [Provident]
VINYL Petra The Best For Last (Studio Edition) Vinyl [Girder]