"...But my online girlfriend promised me she'd be on at 7:30!" [Ryan]
"Man! I never realized how hard it is to play keyboard and think of a Crazy Caption for JFH at the same time!" [switchfoot_01]
"Yeah, Jon..I got it...."I Dare You to Move"...not "Pieces of Me"..." [eagle89]
"Dude, we're trying to cut a record here, get off of AIM!" [JesusFreak003]
"Where's the 'Any' key?" [mizpah]
"No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't replicate the Window's start-up music" [seagull boy]
Told to "Just use the keyboard", he pauses for a moment to comprehend the overwhelming state of confusion that just hit him. [Joe mama]
"You're just jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day." [Dorkface Llamahead]
"Awesome! they have cheat codes for the keyboard!" [Kristy]
"This keybord only types from A to G!?" [DJ Ska]
The release date for the new record had to be put back after the band realised Jerome had spent the whole time playing Solitaire. [Azzmatic]
"Wait, what is this? Switchfoot is going "mainstream"? No one ever tells me anything!" [SwitchfootFan1]
"Uh, is that me on the Crazy Captions?" [RKgirl]
"Okay...I'm starting think this isn't what the Gateway guy meant when he said my computer needed a new keyboard..." [Doggie]
A split second later, Jon's guitar swept Jerome's Mac off the table and smashed it into a million pieces, showing once and for all where he stood in the ongoing Microsoft/Macintosh debate. [Scrooge]
"I am not addicted to the internet!" [Babygoose]
"hi, i'm a famous rock star, i'm in a famous band. where are you from KG_rorey95568?" [ruthy]
ruthy won a copy of Buddy Miller's GRAMMY-nominated album Universal United House Of Prayer
This Tuesday, April 15, 2025
BOOKS Sandra McCracken and Tim Nicholson Maker of the Mountain [B&H]
This Friday, April 18, 2025
ALBUMS Hope Darst In The Mighty Name (Live) [Fair Trade] Ronnie Martin Consume Like A Moth What Is Dear [Velvet Blue] Sixpence None the Richer Live at Gruene Hall [Flatiron]
SINGLES Doulos Worship Jubilee Song - Single (independent) Fred Hammond, Khristian Dentley, Gabriel Preisser Via Dolorosa - Single [Tomb Slayer] LO CLOUD Dreams Fail - Single (independent) Stars Go Dim A Little Light - Single [Curb]
Next Friday, April 25, 2025
ALBUMS PJ Bostic Hope In The Winter Stage (independent) Megan Danielle Grace - Single [Provident] Disciple Skeleton Psalms (Deluxe) [Tooth & Nail] Smokey Robinson What The World Needs Now [Gaither] Stephen Stanley trustfall [Capitol CMG] UPPERROOM 1350 (Live) [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Big Daddy Weave Stranger No More - Single [Curb] bodie SAY SO - Single [Provident] Bongo Chico Wrongside Right - Single (independent) Dan Bremnes Cortado - Single [Curb] Mainstream Worship CHANGED! - Single [DREAM Worship] Xander Sallows superficial - Single [DREAM]