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Crazy Caption Photo No.067: "SwitchKeys"

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"...But my online girlfriend promised me she'd be on at 7:30!" [Ryan]

"Man! I never realized how hard it is to play keyboard and think of a Crazy Caption for JFH at the same time!" [switchfoot_01]

"Yeah, Jon..I got it...."I Dare You to Move"...not "Pieces of Me"..." [eagle89]

"Dude, we're trying to cut a record here, get off of AIM!" [JesusFreak003]

"Where's the 'Any' key?" [mizpah]

"No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't replicate the Window's start-up music" [seagull boy]

Told to "Just use the keyboard", he pauses for a moment to comprehend the overwhelming state of confusion that just hit him. [Joe mama]

"You're just jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day." [Dorkface Llamahead]

"Awesome! they have cheat codes for the keyboard!" [Kristy]

"This keybord only types from A to G!?" [DJ Ska]

The release date for the new record had to be put back after the band realised Jerome had spent the whole time playing Solitaire. [Azzmatic]

"Wait, what is this? Switchfoot is going "mainstream"? No one ever tells me anything!" [SwitchfootFan1]

"Uh, is that me on the Crazy Captions?" [RKgirl]

"Okay...I'm starting think this isn't what the Gateway guy meant when he said my computer needed a new keyboard..." [Doggie]

A split second later, Jon's guitar swept Jerome's Mac off the table and smashed it into a million pieces, showing once and for all where he stood in the ongoing Microsoft/Macintosh debate. [Scrooge]

"I am not addicted to the internet!" [Babygoose]

"hi, i'm a famous rock star, i'm in a famous band. where are you from KG_rorey95568?" [ruthy]

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This Friday, December 5, 2025
ALBUMS
Leslie Jordan Memos - EP (independent)
JVKE & FORREST FRANK this is what christmas feels like [AWAL]
Knaladeus Never Left [Syntax]
Nunky Koma My All - EP [SOZO]
MATTHEWS The Darkest Light [Curb]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship Glory Glory - Single [DREAM]
99 APEX My Love - Double Single [Syntax]
B.Cooper Peace (feat. SIV) - Single [RMG Amplify]
Peter Burton Where Would I Be (feat. Matthew West) - Single [Integrity]
Cleansing Of The Temple Mary Did You Know? - Single [Rottweiler]
EJ Swavv, Edify, 1KChvcho Come From - Single [Syntax]
Alex Henry Foster City on Fire - Single [Hopeful Tragedy]
Heather Suzanne, Ian Austin Sleeping Child of Bethlehem - Single [Ocean House]
iNTELLECT, Procyse Lose Yourself - Single [Polished Arrow]
Living Again Dive Into - Single [Ocean House]
Myles Maestro New Life - Single [Syntax]
Ronnie Martin O Christmas Day - Single [Velvet Blue]
Seth Metoyer Flicker Of December - Single [Rottweiler/Broken Curfew]
Lexly Nirvana Honestamente ft. Manny Gee - Single [Syntax]
Q-FLO Heaven - Single [Syntax]
Run51 Good News (A Christmas Medley) - Single [DREAM]
Seventh Day Slumber You Say - Single [RockFest]
Tds Cam Scared Of The Beautiful - Single [Syntax]
VOTA Hold for Applause - Single (independent)
Zach Williams If God Lives Here (Live) - Single [Provident]
Yung Drew, De'Aris, prodbyzayne LEMME TALK - Single [Syntax]

Next Friday, December 12, 2025
ALBUMS
Angelica Walkin' In Faith: 35th Anniversary Collectors Edition [Girder]
Idle Cure 2nd Avenue: 35th Anniversary Collectors Edition [Girder]

SINGLES
John Long Thankful - Single [Ocean House]
Mountain People Worship I Don’t Know Where To Start - Single [Ocean House]
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