"...But my online girlfriend promised me she'd be on at 7:30!" [Ryan]
"Man! I never realized how hard it is to play keyboard and think of a Crazy Caption for JFH at the same time!" [switchfoot_01]
"Yeah, Jon..I got it...."I Dare You to Move"...not "Pieces of Me"..." [eagle89]
"Dude, we're trying to cut a record here, get off of AIM!" [JesusFreak003]
"Where's the 'Any' key?" [mizpah]
"No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't replicate the Window's start-up music" [seagull boy]
Told to "Just use the keyboard", he pauses for a moment to comprehend the overwhelming state of confusion that just hit him. [Joe mama]
"You're just jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day." [Dorkface Llamahead]
"Awesome! they have cheat codes for the keyboard!" [Kristy]
"This keybord only types from A to G!?" [DJ Ska]
The release date for the new record had to be put back after the band realised Jerome had spent the whole time playing Solitaire. [Azzmatic]
"Wait, what is this? Switchfoot is going "mainstream"? No one ever tells me anything!" [SwitchfootFan1]
"Uh, is that me on the Crazy Captions?" [RKgirl]
"Okay...I'm starting think this isn't what the Gateway guy meant when he said my computer needed a new keyboard..." [Doggie]
A split second later, Jon's guitar swept Jerome's Mac off the table and smashed it into a million pieces, showing once and for all where he stood in the ongoing Microsoft/Macintosh debate. [Scrooge]
"I am not addicted to the internet!" [Babygoose]
"hi, i'm a famous rock star, i'm in a famous band. where are you from KG_rorey95568?" [ruthy]
ruthy won a copy of Buddy Miller's GRAMMY-nominated album Universal United House Of Prayer
This Wednesday, October 8, 2025
SINGLES Amy Jay Back to What's Natural - Single (independent)
This Friday, October 10, 2025
ALBUMS Citizens m us eum [Anotherland Records] Ben Fuller Walk Through Fire: Songs From The Smoke [Provident] Grace Graber Everything You Ever Wanted - EP [Wings] Faith Worship Arts Fill This House (Deluxe) [DREAM] Jesus Culture Send The Fire: Live From London [Capitol CMG] The Kingdom Heirs Fortieth Anniversary [Sonlite] Tasha Layton Life in Me [BEC] Myles Maestro Dead End Road - EP [Syntax] Make Sure Starry May Morning (independent) Wintley Phipps A Symphonic Tribute to the Songs of Bill & Gloria Gaither [Gaither] SNT. VINCENT Final Greetings [Syntax] Razzie Digital Psalms - EP [Syntax] Matthew West Come Home For Christmas [Provident/Story House] Josh Wright LEAD (Deluxe) (independent)
SINGLES Holly Brand One Thing He Wouldn't Do - Single [Integrity] Chosen Road Daddy Was a Navy Man - Single [Thoroughbred] Drakeford Writing on the Wall - Single (independent) EJ Swavv & Jeff Knox Deja Vu - Single [Syntax] gio. DANCE LIKE DAVID (feat. Swaizy) - Single [Capitol CMG] Benjamin William Hastings At the heart of it (from Worship Together) - Single [Capitol CMG] JSP No More (feat. Kevin Young) - Single (independent) Kelo Memory Lane - Single [Syntax] MATTHEWS Broken Forever - Single [Curb] Patrick Mayberry + Katie Torwalt God Is Faithful - Single [Provident] MAYIA Pass Me Not - Single [Syntax] Kevi Morse Like You - Single [Syntax] Jeannie Ortega Decipher - Single [Syntax] Run51 Song Of My Soul - Single [DREAM] Lee Vasi A Pesar De Todo - Single [Capitol CMG] Zane Vickery Name (Live at Greenbriar) - Single (independent) Vineyard Worship & Dreaming The Impossible Praise You For Eternity - Single [Vineyard] Jovan Whyte Never Give Up (feat. Dweeno) - Single (independent)
Next Friday, October 17, 2025
ALBUMS ANTHNY DIARY ENTRY 1 [Provident] Blanca Full Bloom [Curb] Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas [Gaither] Geoff Moore and The Distance Foundations (Re-Release) [Girder] Geoff Moore and The Distance A Place To Stand (Re-Release) [Girder] Nate Parrish Make Me A Mountain (independent) Psallos The New and Better Way: Hymns of Hebrews (independent) Anne Wilson Stars [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Zane Vickery All Things New - Single (independent)
DVD Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas DVD [Gaither]