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Crazy Caption Photo No.067: "SwitchKeys"

(pictured: Jerome of Switchfoot)
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"...But my online girlfriend promised me she'd be on at 7:30!" [Ryan]

"Man! I never realized how hard it is to play keyboard and think of a Crazy Caption for JFH at the same time!" [switchfoot_01]

"Yeah, Jon..I got it...."I Dare You to Move"...not "Pieces of Me"..." [eagle89]

"Dude, we're trying to cut a record here, get off of AIM!" [JesusFreak003]

"Where's the 'Any' key?" [mizpah]

"No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't replicate the Window's start-up music" [seagull boy]

Told to "Just use the keyboard", he pauses for a moment to comprehend the overwhelming state of confusion that just hit him. [Joe mama]

"You're just jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day." [Dorkface Llamahead]

"Awesome! they have cheat codes for the keyboard!" [Kristy]

"This keybord only types from A to G!?" [DJ Ska]

The release date for the new record had to be put back after the band realised Jerome had spent the whole time playing Solitaire. [Azzmatic]

"Wait, what is this? Switchfoot is going "mainstream"? No one ever tells me anything!" [SwitchfootFan1]

"Uh, is that me on the Crazy Captions?" [RKgirl]

"Okay...I'm starting think this isn't what the Gateway guy meant when he said my computer needed a new keyboard..." [Doggie]

A split second later, Jon's guitar swept Jerome's Mac off the table and smashed it into a million pieces, showing once and for all where he stood in the ongoing Microsoft/Macintosh debate. [Scrooge]

"I am not addicted to the internet!" [Babygoose]

"hi, i'm a famous rock star, i'm in a famous band. where are you from KG_rorey95568?" [ruthy]

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This Thursday, February 27, 2025
ALBUMS
Various Artists House of David: Season One (Music inspired by the Prime Video Original Series) [Capitol CMG]

This Friday, February 28, 2025
ALBUMS
Absolved The Only Constant EP (independent)
The Belonging Co Eden (Live) [Capitol CMG]
The Brooklyn Tabernacle Choir I Will Not Be Moved: Live with the Brooklyn Tabernacle Choir [StowTown]
Jon Keith & Miles Minnick West Indies EP (independent)
Michael Monroe Some Things I've Been Learning About God: Disc 1 - EP [Provident]
Rotzak HEADRUSH [StowTown]
Sons Of Sunday I Looked Up/One More Day - EP [Elevation/Provident]

SINGLES
Above the Clouds Applause - Single [Polished Arrow]
Alabaster Grace I Will Trust In You - Single (independent)
Anchor Hymns Oh To Be Like You (feat. Dee Wilson & Paul Baloche) - Single [Integrity]
Philip Anthony Basement - Single (independent)
Bloodguilt Solid Ground - Single [New Age Records]
Bongo Chico When You Walked Away - Single (independent)
Dan Bremnes Call Your Name - Single [Curb]
CHPTRS Somewhere We Belong - Single (independent)
Childlike CiCi x Tommy Royale Who is Y'all - Single [Capitol CMG]
Citizens So Kind and It’s Freaking Me Out - Single (independent)
Seth Davey To My God and Savior - Single (independent)
Death Therapy The End Is A New Beginning - Single (independent)
Disciple Sound the Alarm - Single [Tooth & Nail]
Dubem Gritty - Single [Syntax]
Faith Worship Arts Good 2 Me (Live) - Single [DREAM Worship]
Forrest Frank NOTHING ELSE (feat.Thomas Rhett) - Single (independent)
gio. x Dell Mac fine by me - Single [Capitol CMG]
Benjamin William Hastings Lord I give you my heard (from the studio) - Single [Capitol CMG]
The Heritage The Promise - Single [Capitol CMG]
Ic3rd Stay Humble (ft. Parris Chariz) - Single [Syntax]
Phil King Miscarriages - Single (independent)
KingsPorch Psalm 23 - Single [BEC]
Knaladeus Sufficient Grace (ft. Javy XI & Aciya Iona) - Single [Syntax]
Lecrae & Lukas Agustinho Seu Poder - Single [Reach]
Life.Church Worship Redemption Has Come - Single (independent)
outr.cty Fight Night (ft. Parris Chariz) - Single [Syntax]
PEABOD Head First (from Gabriel and the Guardians) - Single (independent)
Procyse, JusJames God Is Enough - Single [Polished Arrow]
Tommee Profitt Garden - Single [Capitol CMG]
Red Rocks Worship So Much More - Single [Provident]
Refiner Return To Dust / Not the End - Single [Rottweiler]
ReFormed False Teacher - Single (independent)
Jaelee Roberts He's Gone - Single [Mountain Home]
Smokey Robinson Be Thankful For What You've Got / Lean On Me - Single [Gaither]
Sound Chapel Praise You Still - Single [Provident]
Stephen Stanley this far down (feat. Bodie) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Verses Psalm 51:7-12 (feat. Free As A Bird & Gretyl Baird) - Single (independent)
Windvent Haze - Single (independent)
Mitch Wong Marvelous - Single [Integrated Music Rights]
The Young Escape Older - Single [BEC]

Next Friday, March 7, 2025
ALBUMS
bodie HAPPIER TO BE HERE [Provident]
Fine China I Felt Called [Velvet Blue]
HolyName Rock Against Traffic: Live in Pomona [Facedown]
Tasha Layton Worship Through It - Live [BEC]
Plead the Widow's Cause Silver Glass Stare (independent)
TobyMac Heaven on My Mind [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Free Worship Omnipresente Dios (feat. Mary Pagan) - Single [BEC]
GLADDEN Sunshine Every Day - Single [DREAM]
River Valley AGES Fire & Rain - Single [BEC]
Stars Go Dim Discover God - Single [Curb]
Wolves at the Gate Parasite - Single [Solid State]
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