After all the girls began screaming Brian's name, Matt lost it. [Shea]
"Yo, dude, have you being doing Tae Bo by Billy Banks?" [tiredtim]
Ladies and gentlemen, the worst freestyle dancers in the world... [Susy]
"Are those Gucci's?" [Saltine]
"If a picture is worth a thousand words, then Matt and Brian have a lot of explaining to do." [soup-a-loop]
"Hey, football players do it!" [michelle]
"You know that photo's gonna look like your touching my butt right?" [jayson]
"I'm JUST grabbing Altoids! I SWEAR!" [ilikeswitchfoot]
The final wedgie that made Brian call it quits. [Box]
"Sometimes pictures need a caption, but this one speaks for itself." [me!]
"WOW, Brian! You have a rip in your pants and I see your-- Power Rangers underwear?!?!" [Sammy]
Brian was feeling on top of the world during his extended 20-minute solo, until Matt lost it. He did something strange, something wrong, something... uncool... [Heidi]
Are you a victim of band member abuse? You're not alone. For free counseling and support, call... [Moggy]
"Where are your khaki pants?! These are BLUE!" [Blurpee]
"Good game buddy, now hit the showers!" [troutman]
...and they told me they didn't know why Brian left the band. [Summer]
When Matt found out that Brian had eaten his last pack of skittles, he lapsed into a wild fit of righteous indignation, using his most dreaded form of attack... public spanking. [Lion-O]
This Friday, May 16, 2025
ALBUMS Confessions of a Traitor This Pain Will Serve You [Facedown] Free Worship Praise Before It Happens [BEC] GVTH DVDDY GVTH DVDDY [Velvet Blue] Karen Peck & New River Good Answers [Daywind] Lecrae & Miles Minnick Get Well Soon! [Reach] Seventh Day Slumber Fractured Paradise: Garden of Shadows [Rockfest] Sons of Sunday Sons of Sunday [Elevation]
SINGLES AyeTJ Outdated - Single [Syntax] Elan Brio Perfect Timing - Single (independent) Melissa D Will I Be Bored in Heaven? - Single (independent) Will Kellum Ready or Not - Single [Syntax] Britt Nicole FAITH - Single (independent) Makara Walk By Faith - Single [DREAM/DBMIX] MAYIA Where Do I Go? (ft. Cutright) - Single [Syntax] Matt Sassano My Armor - Single (independent) Seph Schlueter Won't Start Now - Single [Provident]
VINYL Petra The Best For Last (Studio Edition) Vinyl [Girder]
Next Tuesday, May 20, 2025
BOOKS Shai Linne Penelope Judd [B&H] Tauren Wells Joy Bomb: Unleash Jesus’s Explosive Joy for an Extraordinary Life [Zondervan]
Next Friday, May 23, 2025
ALBUMS Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin [Curb] ELEVATION RHYTHM Victory Lap [Elevation] Signum Regis The Eyes of Power (Remixed & Remastered 2025) [Beyond the Storm]
SINGLES Roxanne Grace Road Trip - Single [DREAM] V1 Worship Fool for You - Single [DREAM Worship]