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Crazy Caption Photo No.068: "Lending A Hand"

(pictured: Brian and Matt of Relient K)
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After all the girls began screaming Brian's name, Matt lost it. [Shea]

"Yo, dude, have you being doing Tae Bo by Billy Banks?" [tiredtim]

Ladies and gentlemen, the worst freestyle dancers in the world... [Susy]

"Are those Gucci's?" [Saltine]

"If a picture is worth a thousand words, then Matt and Brian have a lot of explaining to do." [soup-a-loop]

"Hey, football players do it!" [michelle]

"You know that photo's gonna look like your touching my butt right?" [jayson]

"I'm JUST grabbing Altoids! I SWEAR!" [ilikeswitchfoot]

The final wedgie that made Brian call it quits. [Box]

"Sometimes pictures need a caption, but this one speaks for itself." [me!]

"WOW, Brian! You have a rip in your pants and I see your-- Power Rangers underwear?!?!" [Sammy]

Brian was feeling on top of the world during his extended 20-minute solo, until Matt lost it. He did something strange, something wrong, something... uncool... [Heidi]

Are you a victim of band member abuse? You're not alone. For free counseling and support, call... [Moggy]

"Where are your khaki pants?! These are BLUE!" [Blurpee]

"Good game buddy, now hit the showers!" [troutman]

...and they told me they didn't know why Brian left the band. [Summer]

When Matt found out that Brian had eaten his last pack of skittles, he lapsed into a wild fit of righteous indignation, using his most dreaded form of attack... public spanking. [Lion-O]

"Hey dude! Gimme some o' your tots!" [HeatherK]

Behold the reason for the "Relient K-O," Crazy Caption Pic #12 [Sam]

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This Friday, August 28
ALBUMS
Anthem Edition Something's Goin' On - EP [Sonlite]
Bill B. Niche [Syntax]
DOE Shiloh [Provident/Sony]
Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs, 2026 Q3 Anchoring the Heart in Hope (independent)
Noah Paul Harrison Do Not Go Gentle (Live) [Bethel]
I.A.N. I AM NEW [Syntax]
Prevailer Convalescent [Rottweiler]
John Van Deusen As Long As I Am in the Tent of This Body I Will Make A Joyful Noise Pt. 2 [Anotherland Records]

SINGLES
Elan Brio Made For More - Single [Polished Arrow]
Tim Hughes Make A Way (Live) - Single [Integrity]
Katy Weirich & Jake MacAdam Holy Ground - Single (independent)
Tae Lamar So Alive - Single [Polished Arrow]
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
Adam Michael Pass the Parcel - Single (independent)
m1L, MotionPlus, Alias Molombo Made For More - Single [Polished Arrow]
Mountain People Worship No Lover Like Jesus - Single (independent)
Lexly Nirvana True Story (ft. VerbPro 12:4) - Single [Syntax]
John Pape The Road - Single (independent)
Leslie Perez Waiting For - Single [Gotee]
Matthew Plante KEEP FOCUS! - Single [Dream]
Simply Worship & Sam Daniel Lamb of God - Single (independent)
Ryan Stevenson Eye of the Storm (Anniversary Edition) - Single [Gotee]

Next Wednesday, September 2
SINGLES
Alex Henry Foster Siren's Call - Single [Hopeful Tragedy]

Next Friday, September 4
ALBUMS
Zahna Break or Breakthrough [XOVR]

SINGLES
Beach Chapel Cardiff - Single (independent)
Chandler Letner At a Bar - Single [Dream]
Matthew Plante FAVOUR! - Single [Dream]
Jon Reddick Tell Somebody - Single [Gotee]
Magdalene Rose Do You Want to Be Free? - Single [RockFest]
V1 Worship Still Worthy - Single [Dream]


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