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Crazy Caption Photo No.080: "Casting Stones"

(pictured: Bryan Olesen of Newsboys and Casting Pearls)
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"Goliath is it? Nice to meet ya. I'm Dave." [Empty Jay]

"Honey, we shrunk the band!" [sean]

"Well, of course we're not going to stop you. But chances are, you probably won't fly." [thatonechick]

"Get off the car and give me that stupid baby monitor. The aliens aren't coming." [demonslayer25]

"No good... model the next pair for me." [Allison]

"Please don't step on me, I have a family and kids..." [crazy4rk]

"I see giant people." [skilletchick]

"Wow! Big fan, huh?" [girly]

"Okay, yeah, that crack about your mom? I was totally joking." [Alex]

"Where can you even buy pants that big?" [Jordan]

"I knew that the second I saw that the town was named Littleton, I should have turned the bus around." [oopsitripped]

"Should have eaten my Wheaties." [Goob]

"Anybody got a sling and a stone? ...Anyone?" [RKhigh075]

"I say 'little guys can do big things too!'" [chapstick87]

"Yeah, you're the king of the world. That's great. Now get off of the car!" [DanEBoy]

From the makers that brought you !Hero: The Rock Opera comes... Jack And The Beanstalk: The Rock Opera." [andrewrocks]

"You are fair oh Knights of Ni. We will bring you a shrubbery!" [I'm_in_da_house]

A cold sweat ran down Bryan's back... Jody Davis had returned and he wanted back in the band. [Maeisforlovers]

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This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]
Calum Wood Christmas Songs from the Kitchen Table, Vol. 2 (independent)

SINGLES
Elan Brio Jewels (feat. George Jones III) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Matt Gorman Nature of the Beast - Single [By Design]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]

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