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Tickets to Creation Fest: $81. A new pair of Converse shows: $50. Finding out TobyMac can't tie his shoes: Priceless. [Da_Man]

" ..Now, since my moms not around to tell me tie my shoes, I can just cut them off..." [x absolute truth///angela]

Another tragic case of shoelaceaphobia... [Neil]

Tired of waking up with his shoelaces tied together, he decided that desperate times called for desperate measures. [gentsoschikin]

Shoelaces are so last season. [rkhigh075]

"The band loves me, they love me not, they love me..." [pahkah0604]

"Whoopsi-Daisy, call me crazy..." [thefreek]

"And now, back to Tying With Toby!" [Mr. Commentator]

"What? I'm sorry, I can't hear you... my shoes are too loud." [Ake]

Only day four of the diet and things are already getting a little out of hand. [The Benster!]

He then realized he had just put on the present for his brother... [super(k)]

"What are these annoying string things? *sigh* I always have to cut these..." [DaGlowstick]

You know, he's gonna miss those sooner or later... they say you never know whatcha got till it's gone. [Alena]

TobyMac, a former band member from the Christian rock band DCTalk, was arrested for yesterday trying on shoes in the shoe department and then cutting the laces off before he purchased them. [haylieg]

"Okay, okay, but I don't think we'll get that much money from selling part of my shoelace on eBay" [jenny_711]

"They just dont come how I roll these days." [jacob]

"...and the rabbit runs through the hole and around the tree. No wait that's not right." [DJ Ska]

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, November 14, 2025
ALBUMS
Bethel Music We Must Respond (Deluxe) [Bethel]
Emery White Line Fever (Remastered) - Disc One (independent)
FYR FYTR Snow After Fire - EP (independent)
HolyName Three Bar Cross - EP (independent)
Jake and Mates Songs of Deliverance (independent)
JERICKO Ups and Downs - EP [Syntax]
Kings Kaleidoscope Asaph's Arrows II EP [BEC]
VIC LUCAS The Journey (Deluxe Version) [Syntax]
Ronnie Martin Evergreen Melodie [Velvet Blue]
NF FEAR - EP [Capitol]
Blessing Offor To All A Good Night [Capitol CMG]
Rave Jesus I MET GOD ON THE DANCEFLOOR [Provident]
Kristian Stanfill Come to Jesus [sixstepsrecords]
We Are Messengers Rejoice! (A Celtic Christmas) [Curb]
The Young Escape Not Done Yet [BEC]

SINGLES
ADRIEL CRUZ & JAMIL Praying For My Enemies - Single [Syntax]
BILL B. My Lord - Single [Syntax]
Biscuits Drifting Off (Hayloft) - Single [Circle Back]
Holly Brand Tennessee Christmas (feat. Warren Peay) - Single [Integrity]
Leanna Crawford Still Waters (Strings & Choir Version) - Single [Provident]
Melvin Crispell III, Jason Clayborn Whatever It Is - Single [Tyscot]
CUTRIGHT, ZIPPY, & QEW Pick it Up - Single [Syntax]
DRENAE Like U Do - Single [Syntax]
Eighteen Mile What Mercy Means - Single [Mountain Home Music]
His Kingdom Suffers There's No Light In This House - Single [Charon Collective]
KNALADEUS, SELAH THE CORNER, & AYO SHAMIR Let it Be (ft. JOSEPH SD) - Single [Syntax]
LEXLY NIRVANA Perdoname - Single [Syntax]
Richard Lynch Why Me Lord - Single [MTS]
Jamie MacDonald My Family - Single [Capitol CMG]
NEEDTOBREATHE Where You Call Home - Single [Omnivore]
Hunter Plake Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Single [BEC]
Skillet O Come, O Come Emmanuel - Single [Hear It Loud]

Next Sunday, November 16, 2025
ALBUMS
Bir Witness 26.13 (independent)

Next Thursday, November 20, 2025
SINGLES
The Rocky Valentines Happy Thanksgiving - Double Single [Velvet Blue]

Next Friday, November 21, 2025
ALBUMS
Drew Holcomb & the Neighbors, Ellie Holcomb I'll Be Home for Christmas - EP [Magnolia]
Joseph Habedank The Great Adventure: A Tribute to Steven Curtis Chapman [Daywind]
Andrew Marcus Christmas - EP (independent)
Stryper The Greatest Gift Of All [Frontiers]

SINGLES
Cliff & Antoinette Murray Happy Thanksgiving - Single [DREAM]
Good Weather Forecast Little Christmas - Single [DREAM]
Jake MacAdam, Mark & Sarah Tillman Christ Has Come - Single [Ocean House]
Life.Church Worship A Thousand Blessings - Single [Ocean House]
Seph Schlueter Cling To The Cross (feat. Matt Maher) - Single [sixsteps]

VINYL
Stryper The Greatest Gift Of All Vinyl [Girder]
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