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Tickets to Creation Fest: $81. A new pair of Converse shows: $50. Finding out TobyMac can't tie his shoes: Priceless. [Da_Man]

" ..Now, since my moms not around to tell me tie my shoes, I can just cut them off..." [x absolute truth///angela]

Another tragic case of shoelaceaphobia... [Neil]

Tired of waking up with his shoelaces tied together, he decided that desperate times called for desperate measures. [gentsoschikin]

Shoelaces are so last season. [rkhigh075]

"The band loves me, they love me not, they love me..." [pahkah0604]

"Whoopsi-Daisy, call me crazy..." [thefreek]

"And now, back to Tying With Toby!" [Mr. Commentator]

"What? I'm sorry, I can't hear you... my shoes are too loud." [Ake]

Only day four of the diet and things are already getting a little out of hand. [The Benster!]

He then realized he had just put on the present for his brother... [super(k)]

"What are these annoying string things? *sigh* I always have to cut these..." [DaGlowstick]

You know, he's gonna miss those sooner or later... they say you never know whatcha got till it's gone. [Alena]

TobyMac, a former band member from the Christian rock band DCTalk, was arrested for yesterday trying on shoes in the shoe department and then cutting the laces off before he purchased them. [haylieg]

"Okay, okay, but I don't think we'll get that much money from selling part of my shoelace on eBay" [jenny_711]

"They just dont come how I roll these days." [jacob]

"...and the rabbit runs through the hole and around the tree. No wait that's not right." [DJ Ska]

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This Tuesday, September 15
SINGLES
Grace Frances The Promised Land - Single (independent)

Next Friday, September 18
ALBUMS
Anthony Brown & group therAPy Full Disclosure [Tyscot]
Cory Asbury Outsing The Angels [BEC]
Franni Cash Here I Am [Capitol CMG]
for KING & COUNTRY the most beautiful colours [Curb Records]
Hillside Recording Proverbs & Prayers (Morning) (independent)
Living Again Living Again II (independent)
Joseph O'Brien What's Good For Me? [Gotee]
Zauntee GOD REMEMBERS [BEC]

SINGLES
Alphein HIGHER - Single [Syntax]
Chris Caro Outcast - Single [Syntax]
ChristianXXII Lift Me Up - Single [Dream]
Evelyn Cormier + Rain City Worship The Lord Is My Shepherd (Psalm 23) - Single [BEC]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus I'm So Old School - Single [Syntax]
Dreamers The God Who Goes Before Me - Single [Dream]
eddieM Your Way - Single [Syntax]
Josh Grove I'm Done Running - Single (independent)
EJ Swavv, MAYIA WARREN & Bill B. God Did - Single [Syntax]
The Lighthouse Boys America Bless God - Single (independent)
Steven Malcolm Kick It To My Twin (ft. DreBreeze Da Godson & DKG KIE) - Single [Curb]
Miles Minnick, Lecrae, nobigdyl. Christlike University - Single [Reach]
Kevi Morse It's your time - Single [Syntax]
Lloyd Nicks Can't Take My Eyes Off Heaven - Single [Curb]
Northview Worship Praise God for His Mercy - Single [BEC]
outr.cty Beautiful Dreamer - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante GOD FEARING! - Single [Dream]
Q-Flo Wild Flower 8 - Single [Syntax]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Majin - Single [Syntax]
Xander Sallows hidden treasure - Single [Dream]
Allan Scott Foxhole Prayers - Single [Dream]
Victory House Worship Returning - Single (independent)
Whosoever South Y'all My People - Single (independent)

VINYL
Newsboys Not Ashamed [Magenta] Vinyl [Girder]

Next Tuesday, September 22
ALBUMS
PFR Target & The Arrow (independent)

Next Friday, September 25
ALBUMS
ANTHNY Worship Leader's Diary [SONY/Provident]
Brotality Jaws of the Earth (independent)
Forsaken Eternity Shades of Existence - EP [Rottweiler]
Red Worship Witness (independent)
Stryper Throne of Thorns [Frontiers]
We Are Messengers Halfway Home [Curb]
Matthew West Jesus is King [Provident]
The Wood Drake Sessions East to West (independent)

SINGLES
Mackenzie Phillips Made - Single [Gotee]
River Valley Worship King of the Empty Grave - Single [BEC]
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