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Crazy Caption Photo No.081: "Welcome To Converse City"

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Tickets to Creation Fest: $81. A new pair of Converse shows: $50. Finding out TobyMac can't tie his shoes: Priceless. [Da_Man]

" ..Now, since my moms not around to tell me tie my shoes, I can just cut them off..." [x absolute truth///angela]

Another tragic case of shoelaceaphobia... [Neil]

Tired of waking up with his shoelaces tied together, he decided that desperate times called for desperate measures. [gentsoschikin]

Shoelaces are so last season. [rkhigh075]

"The band loves me, they love me not, they love me..." [pahkah0604]

"Whoopsi-Daisy, call me crazy..." [thefreek]

"And now, back to Tying With Toby!" [Mr. Commentator]

"What? I'm sorry, I can't hear you... my shoes are too loud." [Ake]

Only day four of the diet and things are already getting a little out of hand. [The Benster!]

He then realized he had just put on the present for his brother... [super(k)]

"What are these annoying string things? *sigh* I always have to cut these..." [DaGlowstick]

You know, he's gonna miss those sooner or later... they say you never know whatcha got till it's gone. [Alena]

TobyMac, a former band member from the Christian rock band DCTalk, was arrested for yesterday trying on shoes in the shoe department and then cutting the laces off before he purchased them. [haylieg]

"Okay, okay, but I don't think we'll get that much money from selling part of my shoelace on eBay" [jenny_711]

"They just dont come how I roll these days." [jacob]

"...and the rabbit runs through the hole and around the tree. No wait that's not right." [DJ Ska]

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