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Crazy Caption Photo No.112: "Devastation and Perform"

(pictured: Matt Thiessen of Relient K)
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"Ow!! Earphones too loud!! Earphones too loud!!" [TheTrinity777]

"Wanna hear me burp my ABC's? A, B, C, D..." [BibbyHMan]

It was then that Matt realized that they left John at the last rest stop... [kmm92]

Someone get that boy a mood ring! [Pedellea]

"The Only Thing Worse Than Beating a Dead Horse" is sounding like one! [Stevo]

"I think I pulled something..." [yoyodawgz]

Must Have Seen Something Flying [Josué]

Relient K shocks everyone with their new sound- Opera! [LopDawG]

A picture of "The burp heard around the world." [Project 10/16]

Just then, Inhale/Exhale entered the room... [Daniel]

After seven years, Matt finally realized that he'd spelled his band's name wrong. ["Maniac" Matt]

Not content with just his girlfriend, Marylin Manson takes a bite out of Matt's left knee. [seagull boy]

Normally, a comical caption would appear hear, but wit's all been done before. [James Ar.]

"Hey! Those guys are stealing my car!" [Laura]

Devastation and Perform [Jen]

During his late night concert Matt suddenly realised it was his mothers birthday. [ThatLoserCanadian]

The song was halted abrubtly when Matt noticed the sunrise coming over the Pacific. [dannybot]

It was at that exact moment that Matt Thiessen realized he forgot his pants. [massivifan]

"Is that Mac Powell on a tractor?!!" [Jimmy Ryan]

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This Friday, May 22, 2026
ALBUMS
Jason Dunn Formerly Known As... (independent)
Grand Motel untitled (independent)
Philippa Hanna Magnificent [Integrity]
Jenn Johnson Happy [Bethel]
Under the Myrtles The Curse is Broken - EP (independent)
Rusty Vining & His Friends Already / Not Yet (independent)

SINGLES
CCV Music He's Working (Everything for Good) - Single [Harmony Group]
J. Solo In the Good & Bad ft. Boannski - Single [Syntax]
Kamban No Chainmail (Freestyle) - Single [Syntax]
Myles Maestro LONELY SOUL - Single [Syntax]
Darius Mullin Tombstone Blues ft. Paper Watch - Single (independent)
outr.cty, Zippy, OnBeatMusic CHEESIN' - Single [Syntax]
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Wavorly EXILE - Single (independent)
Ayiesha Woods No Rock (feat. Mr. Talkbox) - Single (independent)

Next Tuesday, May 26, 2026
SINGLES
Stryper I'm Alright, (I'm Okay) - Single [Frontiers]

Next Friday, May 29, 2026
ALBUMS
Benjamin William Hastings x Aodhán King Happy To Be Here [Anotherland/Capitol CMG]
Heartbound Lamentations (independent)
Narnia X [Sound Pollution]
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Charles Weems I Will Follow - Single [Provident]

VINYL
Newsboys Take Me To Your Leader (30th Anniversary Edition) [Red] [Girder]


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