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Crazy Caption Photo No.112: "Devastation and Perform"

(pictured: Matt Thiessen of Relient K)
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"Ow!! Earphones too loud!! Earphones too loud!!" [TheTrinity777]

"Wanna hear me burp my ABC's? A, B, C, D..." [BibbyHMan]

It was then that Matt realized that they left John at the last rest stop... [kmm92]

Someone get that boy a mood ring! [Pedellea]

"The Only Thing Worse Than Beating a Dead Horse" is sounding like one! [Stevo]

"I think I pulled something..." [yoyodawgz]

Must Have Seen Something Flying [Josué]

Relient K shocks everyone with their new sound- Opera! [LopDawG]

A picture of "The burp heard around the world." [Project 10/16]

Just then, Inhale/Exhale entered the room... [Daniel]

After seven years, Matt finally realized that he'd spelled his band's name wrong. ["Maniac" Matt]

Not content with just his girlfriend, Marylin Manson takes a bite out of Matt's left knee. [seagull boy]

Normally, a comical caption would appear hear, but wit's all been done before. [James Ar.]

"Hey! Those guys are stealing my car!" [Laura]

Devastation and Perform [Jen]

During his late night concert Matt suddenly realised it was his mothers birthday. [ThatLoserCanadian]

The song was halted abrubtly when Matt noticed the sunrise coming over the Pacific. [dannybot]

It was at that exact moment that Matt Thiessen realized he forgot his pants. [massivifan]

"Is that Mac Powell on a tractor?!!" [Jimmy Ryan]

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Music Out This Week


This Thursday, October 15
SINGLES
Anberlin TRENCHES (feat. Switchfoot) - Single [Equal Vision]

This Friday, October 16
ALBUMS
Alexander Pappas and The Lofi Christian HINDSIGHT (independent)
Josh Baldwin Worth Everything [Bethel]
Grace Frances Clothed with Dignity (independent)
Vince Gill 50 Years From Home: Marty And Me - EP [MCA Nashville]
Jamie MacDonald Jamie MacDonald (The Deluxe Album) [Capitol CMG]
Northview Worship Awaken to Wonder (Live From the Conservatory) [BEC]
Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus (Deluxe) [Warner]
Ryan Trey FAITH OVER FAME (independent)
Unteachers Under Bright Sadness [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Bad Plans i_just_wanna_vibe - Single (independent)
Riley Clemmons For The Boy - Single [Capitol CMG]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Holy Barz (ft. TNV & Bill B.) - Single [Syntax]
The Dryes Mud Room - Single (independent)
EJ Swavv Nineveh? - Single [Syntax]
Hyper Fenton Good Enough for Me - Single (independent)
Hannah Kerr Welcome to Our World - Single [Curb]
The Kingdom Heirs Until Faith - Single [Sonlite]
Steven Malcolm OUTSIDE - Single [Curb]
Lloyd Nicks Common Ground (feat. Harper Grace, Cochren & Co, Blanca) - Single [Curb]
PEABOD Ooh! - Single (independent)
Charly Perry In the Middle - Single [Gotee]
Sleeping At Last Parallel Universe (Philia) - Single (independent)
Slow Salvation Wait Around Another Day - Single [Velvet Blue]
Vineyard Worship & Dreaming The Impossible I Follow Jesus (Disciple) - Single [Vineyard Worship UK]

Next Friday, October 23
ALBUMS
Bleach Fox Den Sessions, Vol. 1 [Residence]
Alex Henry Foster The Fragile Beauty (Of New Morning Hopes) [Hopeful Tragedy]
Future of Forestry untitled (independent)
Galactic Cowboys What Planet Are You From? (independent)
Josiah Queen Damascus Road [Capitol CMG]
The Sean Coleman Project Apropos of Nothing (independent)
We The Kingdom Soon The Streets Of Gold [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Dave Barnes Christmastime - Single (independent)
Biscuits x albion. dawn - Single (independent)
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Joyful Joyful - Single (independent)
Keep Warm Like You (feat. Relient K) - Single [Real Fun]
Mountains in the Sea My Burden Is Light - Single [Dream]
Jordan Rowe If Jesus Lived In My Hometown - Single [Tape Room / Capitol CMG]
Tommis & Company Your Name Is Jesus (Acoustic) - Single (independent)
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