Jesusfreakhideout.com: Lloyd's Crazy Captions No.113: "Payable On Dell"

Crazy Caption Photo No.113: "Payable On Dell"

(pictured: Sonny and Traa of P.O.D.)

"Hey guys come check this out! Apparently we've been signed to INO/Columbia... I thought we were aiming for Sparrow!" ['licia]

"I'm NOT in your Top 8?!" [meisnotyou]

Just then Sonny realized they had made the theme song for the wrong team. [T.]

The good news: Sonny found his missing car. The bad news: He found it on eBay [vengeful nerd]

Payable On Dell [dannybot]

Traa accidentally exposed his diabolical plot to become the lead singer of P.O.D. [fatty218]

"Our new website is PINK?!?!" [hannaht]

Upon bringing up the bands schedule, Sonny is stunned to see "Haircut" as one of the headings. [CaptainSpongeBob]

It was then they were told that Atlantic Records was forcing their artists to cut off their dreads, and they just... totally... lost it... [Han]

"Guys! Guys! Beard... caught... on.... necklace!" [christianrockerdude]

"Thaaaat's not what we said POD stands for..." [Liz]

"Oh snap! Microsoft works!" [The Todd "Rawr"]

"What?! Oh! Gravity. only got 3 stars?!" [flickthetab]

"Dude, where's my caption?!!" [Christy]

Just then, Sonny saw that P.O.D. had made the top ten of Jesusfreakhideout.com's most anticipated albums of the year for '07. [coutter54]

It was then that Sonny realised the hand pointing at the laptop belonged to no one. [Abby L.]

"Marcos is coming back to P.O.D.?!" [Rory S.]

Liz won a full prerelease of Glory Revealed: The Word of God In Worship

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This Wednesday, October 8, 2025
SINGLES

Amy Jay Back to What's Natural - Single (independent)

This Friday, October 10, 2025
ALBUMS

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Ben Fuller Walk Through Fire: Songs From The Smoke [Provident]

Grace Graber Everything You Ever Wanted - EP [Wings]

Faith Worship Arts Fill This House (Deluxe) [DREAM]

Jesus Culture Send The Fire: Live From London [Capitol CMG]

The Kingdom Heirs Fortieth Anniversary [Sonlite]

Tasha Layton Life in Me [BEC]

Myles Maestro Dead End Road - EP [Syntax]

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Wintley Phipps A Symphonic Tribute to the Songs of Bill & Gloria Gaither [Gaither]

SNT. VINCENT Final Greetings [Syntax]

Razzie Digital Psalms - EP [Syntax]

Matthew West Come Home For Christmas [Provident/Story House]

Josh Wright LEAD (Deluxe) (independent)

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Holly Brand One Thing He Wouldn't Do - Single [Integrity]

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Drakeford Writing on the Wall - Single (independent)

EJ Swavv & Jeff Knox Deja Vu - Single [Syntax]

gio. DANCE LIKE DAVID (feat. Swaizy) - Single [Capitol CMG]

Benjamin William Hastings At the heart of it (from Worship Together) - Single [Capitol CMG]

JSP No More (feat. Kevin Young) - Single (independent)

Kelo Memory Lane - Single [Syntax]

MATTHEWS Broken Forever - Single [Curb]

Patrick Mayberry + Katie Torwalt God Is Faithful - Single [Provident]

MAYIA Pass Me Not - Single [Syntax]

Kevi Morse Like You - Single [Syntax]

Jeannie Ortega Decipher - Single [Syntax]

Run51 Song Of My Soul - Single [DREAM]

Lee Vasi A Pesar De Todo - Single [Capitol CMG]

Zane Vickery Name (Live at Greenbriar) - Single (independent)

Vineyard Worship & Dreaming The Impossible Praise You For Eternity - Single [Vineyard]

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ANTHNY DIARY ENTRY 1 [Provident]

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Geoff Moore and The Distance Foundations (Re-Release) [Girder]

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Nate Parrish Make Me A Mountain (independent)

Psallos The New and Better Way: Hymns of Hebrews (independent)

Anne Wilson Stars [Capitol CMG]

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Zane Vickery All Things New - Single (independent)

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Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas DVD [Gaither]

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