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Crazy Caption Photo No.113: "Payable On Dell"

(pictured: Sonny and Traa of P.O.D.)
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"Hey guys come check this out! Apparently we've been signed to INO/Columbia... I thought we were aiming for Sparrow!" ['licia]

"I'm NOT in your Top 8?!" [meisnotyou]

Just then Sonny realized they had made the theme song for the wrong team. [T.]

The good news: Sonny found his missing car. The bad news: He found it on eBay [vengeful nerd]

Payable On Dell [dannybot]

Traa accidentally exposed his diabolical plot to become the lead singer of P.O.D. [fatty218]

"Our new website is PINK?!?!" [hannaht]

Upon bringing up the bands schedule, Sonny is stunned to see "Haircut" as one of the headings. [CaptainSpongeBob]

It was then they were told that Atlantic Records was forcing their artists to cut off their dreads, and they just... totally... lost it... [Han]

"Guys! Guys! Beard... caught... on.... necklace!" [christianrockerdude]

"Thaaaat's not what we said POD stands for..." [Liz]

"Oh snap! Microsoft works!" [The Todd "Rawr"]

"What?! Oh! Gravity. only got 3 stars?!" [flickthetab]

"Dude, where's my caption?!!" [Christy]

Just then, Sonny saw that P.O.D. had made the top ten of Jesusfreakhideout.com's most anticipated albums of the year for '07. [coutter54]

It was then that Sonny realised the hand pointing at the laptop belonged to no one. [Abby L.]

"Marcos is coming back to P.O.D.?!" [Rory S.]

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This Thursday, May 28, 2026
SINGLES
Stryper I'm Alright, (I'm Okay) - Single [Frontiers]

This Friday, May 29, 2026
ALBUMS
Benjamin William Hastings x Aodhán King Happy To Be Here [Anotherland/Capitol CMG]
Dojo Saints Dojo Saints (independent)
Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs 2026 Q2 (independent)
Heartbound Lamentations (independent)
Narnia X [Sound Pollution]
Skye Peterson Through Line (independent)
Mike Rogers Mike Rogers [Gaither]
Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident]
Various Artists Rock, Paper, Scissors, METAL: Vol. 4 [JFH Music]
Various Artists To Hell with the Devil - A 40th Anniversary Salute [Roxx]

SINGLES
Abandoned Pools Einstein's Space and Van Gogh's Sky - Single (independent)
IOU - Single [Syntax]
Bill B. The usual - Single [Syntax]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus Battlefront (Spiritual War) - Single [Syntax]
Eauclaire Changing - Single [NCS]
Gracie Binion & John Wilds Show Me Your Face - Single [BEC]
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 44 - Single [Dream]
Hillside Recording Every Morning - Single [Ocean House]
iNTELLECT, Elan Brio Daily Operation - Single [Polished Arrow]
Vic Lucas Joy is Coming - Single [Syntax]
Northview Worship Wildly Faithful - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante Like You Do - Single [Dream]
Jenna Raine What Would I Say? - Single [Warner]
Saints in Exile Need an Escape - Single [Syntax]
Jordan St. Cyr Every Reason To Bellieve - Single [BEC]
TRU-SERVA Put In Work (Steven Malcolm) - Single [Trans4mation]

VINYL
Newsboys Take Me To Your Leader (30th Anniversary Edition) [Red] [Girder]

Next Tuesday, June 2, 2026
ALBUMS
John Joseph James God of the Second Chance (independent)

Next Wednesday, June 3, 2026
SINGLES
Life.Church Switch Hunger - Single [Ocean House]

Next Friday, June 5, 2026
ALBUMS
John Allan Live from Anaheim - EP [Centricity]
August Burns Red Season of Surrender [Fearless]
Zach Williams Revival Nights at Red Rocks [Provident]

SINGLES
CAIN Living Water - Single [Provident]
The Emerging Sound, People & Songs Stand on Your Promise - Single [People & Songs]
John Long, Jake MacAdam Jesus is Better - Single [Ocean House]
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