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This is the number one reason that the demo iPhones should not have had the Jaci Valzquez song "On My Knees" pre-loaded. [mymailplease]

"Dear Jesus, not to be selfish or anything, but can you please grace me with a deluxe ultra cool sweet mega storage iPhone? Amen." [PierM]

"Wow, the chairs are tiny in this store!" [Mariah]

"Dear Santa, I've been a very, very, very good girl this year..." [Christy]

"...as she observes the iPhone in its natural habitat..." [StephaBon]

Someone should tell her that worshiping the iPhone will not get her the iPhone... [Bachi234]

"...so if I refinance the house and put the car on the second mortgage and sell the dog, I might be able to afford this..." [Seth]

"All this technology, and I'm using pen and paper!" [J-Ra]

"As you wish, my master..." [Rache-san]

"Thank GOD for iPods!" [abarineau]

"Can you hear me now? ...Good!" [hAwKnElSoNcHiCk]

No one cares about the brilliant musician in this picture. It's the iPhone that draws the attention. [Wandering.Knight]

iKelly [eSmPk7]

Every musician has different ways of getting inspiration... her's happens to be banging her head on the table. [olive.juice]

E-Yoga... "meditation on the go" [Red]

To write love on her pants. [J-Ra]

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This Friday, June 27, 2025
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DVD
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Next Friday, July 4, 2025
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Chad Cory America [DREAM]
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SINGLES
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