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This is the number one reason that the demo iPhones should not have had the Jaci Valzquez song "On My Knees" pre-loaded. [mymailplease]

"Dear Jesus, not to be selfish or anything, but can you please grace me with a deluxe ultra cool sweet mega storage iPhone? Amen." [PierM]

"Wow, the chairs are tiny in this store!" [Mariah]

"Dear Santa, I've been a very, very, very good girl this year..." [Christy]

"...as she observes the iPhone in its natural habitat..." [StephaBon]

Someone should tell her that worshiping the iPhone will not get her the iPhone... [Bachi234]

"...so if I refinance the house and put the car on the second mortgage and sell the dog, I might be able to afford this..." [Seth]

"All this technology, and I'm using pen and paper!" [J-Ra]

"As you wish, my master..." [Rache-san]

"Thank GOD for iPods!" [abarineau]

"Can you hear me now? ...Good!" [hAwKnElSoNcHiCk]

No one cares about the brilliant musician in this picture. It's the iPhone that draws the attention. [Wandering.Knight]

iKelly [eSmPk7]

Every musician has different ways of getting inspiration... her's happens to be banging her head on the table. [olive.juice]

E-Yoga... "meditation on the go" [Red]

To write love on her pants. [J-Ra]

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This Friday, March 24, 2023
ALBUMS
August Burns Red Death Below [SharpTone]
The Kingsmen Decades: Vol. 1 & 2 [Crossroads]
Owl City Coco Moon (independent)
Project 86 OMNI, Part 1 (independent)
Stockholm Worship Other Side [Capitol CMG]
Micah Tyler People Like US - EP [Fair Trade]
Wilder Woods FEVER / SKY (independent)

SINGLES
Amy Grant Trees We'll Never See - Single [AG/Capitol]
The Rocket Summer Sing At The Top - Single [Aviate]
We Are Messengers Wholehearted (feat. KB) - Single [Curb/Word]


Next Friday, March 31, 2023
ALBUMS
The Classic Crime GRIM AGE (independent)
The Ongoing Concept Again [Solid State]

SINGLES
Tina Boonstra Why Do Good Times Fly? - Single [7Core]
Stillman You'll Be In My Heart - Single (independent)
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