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This is the number one reason that the demo iPhones should not have had the Jaci Valzquez song "On My Knees" pre-loaded. [mymailplease]

"Dear Jesus, not to be selfish or anything, but can you please grace me with a deluxe ultra cool sweet mega storage iPhone? Amen." [PierM]

"Wow, the chairs are tiny in this store!" [Mariah]

"Dear Santa, I've been a very, very, very good girl this year..." [Christy]

"...as she observes the iPhone in its natural habitat..." [StephaBon]

Someone should tell her that worshiping the iPhone will not get her the iPhone... [Bachi234]

"...so if I refinance the house and put the car on the second mortgage and sell the dog, I might be able to afford this..." [Seth]

"All this technology, and I'm using pen and paper!" [J-Ra]

"As you wish, my master..." [Rache-san]

"Thank GOD for iPods!" [abarineau]

"Can you hear me now? ...Good!" [hAwKnElSoNcHiCk]

No one cares about the brilliant musician in this picture. It's the iPhone that draws the attention. [Wandering.Knight]

iKelly [eSmPk7]

Every musician has different ways of getting inspiration... her's happens to be banging her head on the table. [olive.juice]

E-Yoga... "meditation on the go" [Red]

To write love on her pants. [J-Ra]

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This Monday, April 12, 2021
Wande Blessed Up (Remix) - Single (feat. Lecrae, Mike Todd) [Reach]


This Friday, April 16, 2021
Alex Henry Foster Standing Under Bright Lights [Hopeful Tragedy]
Annie Moses Band Tales From My Grandpa’s Pulpit [Gaither]
The Church Will Sing The Risen Lamb Of God (feat. Matthews Ntlele and Bridge Worship) - Single [Curb/Word]
FAITHFUL We Are One (feat. Christa Wells, Kelly Minter, Tamar Chipp, Savannah Locke & Rachael Lampa) - Single [Integrity]
The Fold World Gone Mad - Single (independent)
JUDAH. Hallelujah's Song (Psalm 103) [feat. Caleb Chapman] - Single [Capitol CMG]
Mosaic MSC & Marcos Witt Nunca Me Fallas - Single [Capitol CMG]
NEEDTOBREATHE Live from the Woods, Vol. 2 [Elektra / Centricity]
Kerrie Roberts Keeping Angels Busy - Single (independent)
Tim Timmons HERE [Integrity]
Tauren Wells Citizen of Heaven Live [Provident]
Zach Williams Turn It Over - Single [Essential]
Anne Wilson My Jesus - Single [Capitol CMG]


Next Friday, April 23, 2021
Ty Brasel Destiny - Single [Curb/Word]
Cross Point Music Everything Changes - Single [Centricity]


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