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This is the number one reason that the demo iPhones should not have had the Jaci Valzquez song "On My Knees" pre-loaded. [mymailplease]

"Dear Jesus, not to be selfish or anything, but can you please grace me with a deluxe ultra cool sweet mega storage iPhone? Amen." [PierM]

"Wow, the chairs are tiny in this store!" [Mariah]

"Dear Santa, I've been a very, very, very good girl this year..." [Christy]

"...as she observes the iPhone in its natural habitat..." [StephaBon]

Someone should tell her that worshiping the iPhone will not get her the iPhone... [Bachi234]

"...so if I refinance the house and put the car on the second mortgage and sell the dog, I might be able to afford this..." [Seth]

"All this technology, and I'm using pen and paper!" [J-Ra]

"As you wish, my master..." [Rache-san]

"Thank GOD for iPods!" [abarineau]

"Can you hear me now? ...Good!" [hAwKnElSoNcHiCk]

No one cares about the brilliant musician in this picture. It's the iPhone that draws the attention. [Wandering.Knight]

iKelly [eSmPk7]

Every musician has different ways of getting inspiration... her's happens to be banging her head on the table. [olive.juice]

E-Yoga... "meditation on the go" [Red]

To write love on her pants. [J-Ra]

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.Riley Clemmons Shares Hope and Healing in the Midst of Hardship
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.Anthony Brown Reveals Upcoming Album, "Stuck in the House"
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.Jekalyn Carr Delivers Live Album, "Changing Your Story," Today
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.Sarah Kroger Releases Her New Album "Light" Today
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.Kari Jobe Releases "The Blessing" (Live Album) Today
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Music Out This Week

This Wednesday, October 21, 2020
Kim Walker-Smith “Teu Espirito" ("Your Spirit") ft. Gabriela Rocha - Single [Capitol CMG]


This Thursday, October 22, 2020
Rend Collective A Jolly Christmas (Vol. 2) [Capitol CMG]


This Friday, October 23, 2020
Francesca Battistelli This Christmas [Curb/Word]
Riley Clemmons Healing - Single [Capitol CMG]
Colton Dixon Let It Snow - Single [Atlantic/Hear It Loud]
Earth Groans Waste EP [Solid State]
Fireflight Who We Are: The Head and The Heart [Rockfest]
Jason Gray Order Disorder Reorder [Centricity]
The Guardians It's Still Good News [StowTown]
I Am They Faithful God [Provident]
Kari Jobe The Blessing [Sparrow]
Hannah Kerr Christmas Eve In Bethlehem (Deluxe Edition) [Black River]
Sarah Kroger Light [Integrity]
North Point Worship Abundantly More (live) - Single [Centricity]
Red Rocks Worship Habrá Victoria - Single [Provident]
Unspoken Good News - Single [Centricity]
Various Artists DREAM Christmas Vol. 5 [DREAM]


Next Friday, October 30, 2020
for KING & COUNTRY A Drummer Boy Christmas [Curb/Word]
JAG The Longest Road (Remastered) [Girder]
JAG The Only World In Town (Remastered) [Girder]
JAG Fire In the Temple (Remastered) [Girder]
Resistance Resistance EP [Integrity]
Social Club Misfits Feared By Hell [Capitol]
Matthew West Live Before the World Shut Down - EP [Story House]


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