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This is the number one reason that the demo iPhones should not have had the Jaci Valzquez song "On My Knees" pre-loaded. [mymailplease]

"Dear Jesus, not to be selfish or anything, but can you please grace me with a deluxe ultra cool sweet mega storage iPhone? Amen." [PierM]

"Wow, the chairs are tiny in this store!" [Mariah]

"Dear Santa, I've been a very, very, very good girl this year..." [Christy]

"...as she observes the iPhone in its natural habitat..." [StephaBon]

Someone should tell her that worshiping the iPhone will not get her the iPhone... [Bachi234]

"...so if I refinance the house and put the car on the second mortgage and sell the dog, I might be able to afford this..." [Seth]

"All this technology, and I'm using pen and paper!" [J-Ra]

"As you wish, my master..." [Rache-san]

"Thank GOD for iPods!" [abarineau]

"Can you hear me now? ...Good!" [hAwKnElSoNcHiCk]

No one cares about the brilliant musician in this picture. It's the iPhone that draws the attention. [Wandering.Knight]

iKelly [eSmPk7]

Every musician has different ways of getting inspiration... her's happens to be banging her head on the table. [olive.juice]

E-Yoga... "meditation on the go" [Red]

To write love on her pants. [J-Ra]

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This Tuesday, March 24, 2026
ALBUMS
Philip Anthony Rare Form (independent)

This Friday, March 27, 2026
ALBUMS
Romy Fay The Chosen Adventures (Vol. 1) [feat. Romy Fay] [Capitol CMG]
Gaither I Go To The Rock [Gaither]
Kelo & DreBeeze Da Godson TRAP WORSHIP 2 - Single [Syntax]
Limoblaze Solid Ground - EP [Reach]
Jason McGee & The Choir Another Tomorrow [CDAC]
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender [UMG]
Point of Grace Lady Wisdom [Curb]
Tommee Profitt The Resurrection of the King [Capitol CMG]
Tommy Royale ChurchBoy [Capitol CMG]
Various Artists We Shall Behold Him Tribute to Dottie Rambo [Daywind]

SINGLES
29:11 Worship The King and The Lamb - Single [Dream Worship]
B. Cooper Driver's Seat - Single [RMG Amplify]
Bethel Music Cathedral (Live at Church) (feat. Jonathan David & Melissa Helser) - Single [Bethel]
Chris Caro Noah's Song - Single [Syntax]
Franni Cash Raised by Wolves - Single [Capitol CMG]
Steven Curtis Chapman & Miel San Marcos Cinderella (Espaņol) - Single [The Fuel]
ChristianXXII Glory - Single [Wick Media]
Cutright Nasty - Single [Syntax]
Evelyn Cormier Leaning on Jesus - Single [BEC]
ETSU Bluegrass Pride Band The First Time I Heard About Heaven - Single [Daywind]
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL SOS - Single [Riverhouse]
Freedom Church Is He Not Worthy - Single [Dream Worship]
Justin Gambino Let Me Not Forget - Single [Residence]
Abbie Gamboa The Wonderful Blood (Amazon Music Original) - Single [Anotherland]
Amy Grant How Do We Get There From Here (feat. Ruby Amanfu) - Single [AG]
Philippa Hanna Citizen (feat. Israel Houghton & Moses Bliss) - Single [Integrity]
Benjamin William Hastings x Aodhán King Hollow Grave - Single [Capitol CMG]
J. Suthern Hicks You Are Loved - Single (independent)
Tasha Layton x Claire Leslie Whispers - Single [BEC]
Patrick Mayberry Three Days Later - Single [Provident/Sony]
Matthew Plante Love You Have - Single [Dream]
Q-Flo Midnight Matcha - Single [Syntax]
River Valley AGES Anxious for Nothing - Single [BEC]
Angelina Saathoff Butterflies & Goodbyes (Feat. PAIGE) - Single (independent)
The Sagehens Dumb & Drummer - Single [Velvet Blue]
Saints in Exile My Mind is a Prison (Orchestral Remix) - Single [Syntax]
SEU Worship A Forgiving God (Moment) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Signum Regis Throne Of Gold - Single [Fireflash]
Switchfoot Wake Up, Mr. Crow - Single [By Design/BMG]
Lauren Talley Walls - Single [Horizon]
tonyxtrotter UNTIL THE GOSPEL ft. KJ-52 - Single [Syntax]
Vertical Kings 20-Something - Single [Covenant Music]
Wilson Fairchild Lean On Me - Single [Gaither]

Next Friday, April 3, 2026
ALBUMS
Meredith Andrews Live From Liberty University (with Liberty Worship Collective) [Curb]
Peech. Small Town America (Vol. 2) - EP [Capitol CMG]
Michael Sweet The Master Plan [Frontiers]

SINGLES
ANTHNY x Kierra Sheard show up - Single [Provident/Sony]
FORREST FRANK x DAWN PATROL Waste Some Time - Single [Riverhouse]
Omega Levine All Things New - Single (independent)
Oyinbrakemi Goosebumps - Single (independent)
To Fight Fo Alive - Single (independent)
Bay Turner Redeemer - Single [Centricity]
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