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Crazy Caption Photo No.121: "iKelly"

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This is the number one reason that the demo iPhones should not have had the Jaci Valzquez song "On My Knees" pre-loaded. [mymailplease]

"Dear Jesus, not to be selfish or anything, but can you please grace me with a deluxe ultra cool sweet mega storage iPhone? Amen." [PierM]

"Wow, the chairs are tiny in this store!" [Mariah]

"Dear Santa, I've been a very, very, very good girl this year..." [Christy]

"...as she observes the iPhone in its natural habitat..." [StephaBon]

Someone should tell her that worshiping the iPhone will not get her the iPhone... [Bachi234]

"...so if I refinance the house and put the car on the second mortgage and sell the dog, I might be able to afford this..." [Seth]

"All this technology, and I'm using pen and paper!" [J-Ra]

"As you wish, my master..." [Rache-san]

"Thank GOD for iPods!" [abarineau]

"Can you hear me now? ...Good!" [hAwKnElSoNcHiCk]

No one cares about the brilliant musician in this picture. It's the iPhone that draws the attention. [Wandering.Knight]

iKelly [eSmPk7]

Every musician has different ways of getting inspiration... her's happens to be banging her head on the table. [olive.juice]

E-Yoga... "meditation on the go" [Red]

To write love on her pants. [J-Ra]

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This Friday, January 17, 2025
ALBUMS
Drew & Ellie Holcomb Memory Bank [Magnolia]
Ryan Stevenson Valley Lows, Mountain Highs [Gotee]
Regina Vandereijk The Lord Is There (independent)

SINGLES
Katie Braswell Holy Forever - Single (independent)
Zacardi Cortez I Could Be Anything - Single (independent)
Adriel Cruz Stay Ready - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Otherside - Single [Syntax]
Drenae Kept Me - Single [Syntax]
Leslie Jordan The Fight - Single (independent)
outr.cty Bad Bad Feeling (ft. Kaleb Mitchell) - Single [Syntax]
Troy Patterson Mo We OTW - Single [Syntax]
Red Rocks Worship The King Is Coming - Single [Provident]
EJ Swavv Married 2 The Game - Single [Syntax]
Abe Yellen Selah Lune - Single [DREAM/Support Staff]

Next Friday, January 31, 2025
ALBUMS
Dreamers World of Wonder [DREAM]

SINGLES
Blanca Are You Ready? - Single [Curb]
Brandon Watson Warning Signs - Single (independent)



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