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This is the number one reason that the demo iPhones should not have had the Jaci Valzquez song "On My Knees" pre-loaded. [mymailplease]

"Dear Jesus, not to be selfish or anything, but can you please grace me with a deluxe ultra cool sweet mega storage iPhone? Amen." [PierM]

"Wow, the chairs are tiny in this store!" [Mariah]

"Dear Santa, I've been a very, very, very good girl this year..." [Christy]

"...as she observes the iPhone in its natural habitat..." [StephaBon]

Someone should tell her that worshiping the iPhone will not get her the iPhone... [Bachi234]

"...so if I refinance the house and put the car on the second mortgage and sell the dog, I might be able to afford this..." [Seth]

"All this technology, and I'm using pen and paper!" [J-Ra]

"As you wish, my master..." [Rache-san]

"Thank GOD for iPods!" [abarineau]

"Can you hear me now? ...Good!" [hAwKnElSoNcHiCk]

No one cares about the brilliant musician in this picture. It's the iPhone that draws the attention. [Wandering.Knight]

iKelly [eSmPk7]

Every musician has different ways of getting inspiration... her's happens to be banging her head on the table. [olive.juice]

E-Yoga... "meditation on the go" [Red]

To write love on her pants. [J-Ra]

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This Thursday, August 13
ALBUMS
Various Artists Songs We've Been Trying To Tell You About (And Others We Haven't), Volume Fifteen [JFH Music]

This Friday, August 14
ALBUMS
2819 Worship For Christ Alone - EP [Reach]
The Arcadian Wild Make It Out Alive [Rip Stitch]
JusRzd, Cyrus Sonata, Mic Wise The State of the Art - EP [Syntax]
Jenna Raine Jeans, Boys & Jesus [Warner]

SINGLES
A Tribe Apart, Malcolm Rue, Nicole Muwanguzi Speak Lord - Single [Syntax]
AustinThaNoble Not My Own - Single [Syntax]
GLADDEN Free Fall - Single (independent)
KXC X Brenton Brown, Megan Cockram Hallelujah Jesus Saves - Single (independent)
Brandon Lake How Good God Is - Single [Provident]
Myles Maestro SHOUT TO THE MOON - Single [Syntax]
Jon Reddick King of Heaven - Single [Gotee]
Saints in Exile Wolf That Raised Me - Single [Syntax]
V1 Worship You Alone, Jesus - Single [Dream]

This Saturday, August 15
VINYL
Mat Kearney Nothing Left to Lose (Deluxe) Vinyl

Next Friday, August 21
ALBUMS
Band Reeves How To Forgive [Centricity]
CalledOut Music The Room [Integrity]
MotionPlus, Braille Still Dreamin' - EP [Gospel Banquet]
Lauren Talley Walls (Part One) - EP [Horizon]
Terrian Mad Big World [Gotee]

SINGLES
ELEOS Anchor For My Soul - Single (independent)
Grace Frances Waiting For Me - Single (independent)
WallerCo, John Waller Daddy's Here (Journee's Dream) - Single (independent)
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