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"Yeah, that slider there? Bass tracks. And you just erased them." [j-rod]

But despite all logical (and even forceful) arguments against his idea, Toby still insisted that they needed a more portable soundboard. [Candace]

"I have a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!" [boynamedsue]

"Heyyy!!! What'd I say about beat-boxin' when I'm trying to work, Toby?!" [Katie]

"Oh look, the self destruct button!" [TYLER KK]

"Don't you have eleven other joints on this record?" [tony]

Toby one day decided to go into Tooth and Nail Records and poke around... [Caitlyn]

A whole new part of Diverse City is about to be created: Black and blue. [Gina]

"I told you, I want MY vocals highest in the mix!!!" [burrisbrian]

"Ok, let's calm down and take it from where it all went wrong. All I said was: 'who the heck is that guy in the striped shirt?!'" [FamilyForce5ROCKS!]

"Man! You told me DC Talk was gettin back together!" [jeff]

Toby and Kirk argue over just who misplaced their tickets "to ride to the other side" [J-Ra]

"Dang it Toby!! Whadda ya mean you forgot to hit record???" [edlaubster]

"No!!! The chicken came first." [Keeper]

And once again, Toby's overwhelming desire to see what the shiny button does gets him in a bit of trouble... [Strangely Normal Steph]

Toby vividly describes the birth of his child [Britt]

This was the fifth time that day that Kirk had to be on the defensive regarding his shirt selection that morning. [Zach]

"No way man! We are not putting anymore 'Toby's Back!' sequences on this record!" [allisonissohilarious]

"No, it's the knob on the left. YOUR left. Your other left..." [Brianna]

As the two began to argue, he sat there silently behind the water bottles. Only he knew what was happening to them. His plan was working perfectly. [Canadian guy]

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This Friday, August 21
ALBUMS
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goodwill. CAN'T BE - Single [Syntax]
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No Vain Glory TALUKA - Single [Syntax]
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ALBUMS
Anthem Edition Something's Goin' On - EP [Sonlite]
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Every Moment Holy: Prayer Songs, 2026 Q3 Anchoring the Heart in Hope (independent)
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Tim Hughes Make A Way (Live) - Single [Integrity]
Katy Weirich & Jake MacAdam Holy Ground - Single (independent)
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Adam Michael Pass the Parcel - Single (independent)
Leslie Perez Waiting For - Single [Gotee]
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