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"Yeah, that slider there? Bass tracks. And you just erased them." [j-rod]

But despite all logical (and even forceful) arguments against his idea, Toby still insisted that they needed a more portable soundboard. [Candace]

"I have a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!" [boynamedsue]

"Heyyy!!! What'd I say about beat-boxin' when I'm trying to work, Toby?!" [Katie]

"Oh look, the self destruct button!" [TYLER KK]

"Don't you have eleven other joints on this record?" [tony]

Toby one day decided to go into Tooth and Nail Records and poke around... [Caitlyn]

A whole new part of Diverse City is about to be created: Black and blue. [Gina]

"I told you, I want MY vocals highest in the mix!!!" [burrisbrian]

"Ok, let's calm down and take it from where it all went wrong. All I said was: 'who the heck is that guy in the striped shirt?!'" [FamilyForce5ROCKS!]

"Man! You told me DC Talk was gettin back together!" [jeff]

Toby and Kirk argue over just who misplaced their tickets "to ride to the other side" [J-Ra]

"Dang it Toby!! Whadda ya mean you forgot to hit record???" [edlaubster]

"No!!! The chicken came first." [Keeper]

And once again, Toby's overwhelming desire to see what the shiny button does gets him in a bit of trouble... [Strangely Normal Steph]

Toby vividly describes the birth of his child [Britt]

This was the fifth time that day that Kirk had to be on the defensive regarding his shirt selection that morning. [Zach]

"No way man! We are not putting anymore 'Toby's Back!' sequences on this record!" [allisonissohilarious]

"No, it's the knob on the left. YOUR left. Your other left..." [Brianna]

As the two began to argue, he sat there silently behind the water bottles. Only he knew what was happening to them. His plan was working perfectly. [Canadian guy]

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This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]
Calum Wood Christmas Songs from the Kitchen Table, Vol. 2 (independent)

SINGLES
Elan Brio Jewels (feat. George Jones III) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
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Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]
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