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"Ow! Why do I keep on hitting myself with the guitar?!" [RAWK]

You can only truly feel the softness of the guitar with your cheek. [MC]

"Oh how I miss the days of violin." [Melody]

"I know, I miss Phil too" [zakk] *winner*

"It's okay, my dear little guitar... tell Daddy all about it, I'm listening..." [da_catholic_girl]

*sighs* "I love my guitar." [Abbey B.]

See, they weren't lying when they said he could play in his sleep. [Bearclaws]

To be able to play the guitar one must first become the guitar [MikeyTFKfan]

"...and wuv.. troo wuv.. is wut bwings us toogeva toooday.." [shrynk]

Then Peter heard a little voice from inside his guitar [Harry]

After a late concert the previous night, Peter's energy gave out mid-song. [leah]

"Now, class! Today's lesson is about treating your guitars with love and respect. I will now demonstrate." [DanceForJesus]

"Wait.... you mean the guitars not plugged in??" [kyaL]

"I am free to run! I am free to dance! I am free to hug guitars!" [Joseph]

"Jody... Jody... Can you hear me? We need you back! With Phil gone, we can't reach the hair quota." [Lisa]

"Hello? Mom? Yeah, I got a new phone..." [coolchica]

"What's that? Does my widdle guitar need its strings changed?" [Jeff B.]

Superglue + Guitar + Ear = Pain [beans22]

"Don't tell the others, but you're really my favorite guitar." [Rob]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]
Calum Wood Christmas Songs from the Kitchen Table, Vol. 2 (independent)

SINGLES
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]
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