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"Ow! Why do I keep on hitting myself with the guitar?!" [RAWK]

You can only truly feel the softness of the guitar with your cheek. [MC]

"Oh how I miss the days of violin." [Melody]

"I know, I miss Phil too" [zakk] *winner*

"It's okay, my dear little guitar... tell Daddy all about it, I'm listening..." [da_catholic_girl]

*sighs* "I love my guitar." [Abbey B.]

See, they weren't lying when they said he could play in his sleep. [Bearclaws]

To be able to play the guitar one must first become the guitar [MikeyTFKfan]

"...and wuv.. troo wuv.. is wut bwings us toogeva toooday.." [shrynk]

Then Peter heard a little voice from inside his guitar [Harry]

After a late concert the previous night, Peter's energy gave out mid-song. [leah]

"Now, class! Today's lesson is about treating your guitars with love and respect. I will now demonstrate." [DanceForJesus]

"Wait.... you mean the guitars not plugged in??" [kyaL]

"I am free to run! I am free to dance! I am free to hug guitars!" [Joseph]

"Jody... Jody... Can you hear me? We need you back! With Phil gone, we can't reach the hair quota." [Lisa]

"Hello? Mom? Yeah, I got a new phone..." [coolchica]

"What's that? Does my widdle guitar need its strings changed?" [Jeff B.]

Superglue + Guitar + Ear = Pain [beans22]

"Don't tell the others, but you're really my favorite guitar." [Rob]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, September 22
ALBUMS
PFR Target and the Arrow (independent)

This Thursday, September 24
SINGLES
Bloodlines So Much To Lose - Single [Facedown]
NEEDTOBREATHE Can't Apologize (feat. Jonah Kagen) - Single [UMG]

This Friday, September 25
ALBUMS
Altarheart Prone To Wander [Rottweiler]
ANTHNY Worship Leader's Diary [SONY/Provident]
Elan Brio Sound Waves [Polished Arrow]
Brotality Jaws of the Earth (independent)
Forsaken Eternity Shades of Existence - EP [Rottweiler]
Gaither Bill & Gloria Gaither and their Homecoming Friends Present You Are Loved: A Tribute to the Songs of Bill & Gloria (Live) [Gaither]
gio. PROMISE LAND [Capitol CMG]
Pomegranate More To Find - EP (independent)
Red Worship Witness (independent)
Stryper Throne Of Thorns [Frontiers Music]
Tommis & Company The Wonder of You, Vol. 2 - EP (independent)
We Are Messengers Halfway Home [Curb]
Matthew West Jesus Is King [Story House Music]
The Wood Drake Sessions East to West (independent)

SINGLES
Sarah Anthony Jesus is King - Single (independent)
AustinThaNoble Mommy, I’m Praying for You - Single [Syntax]
Chris Caro DID WHAT I SAID - Single [Syntax]
Jenn Chenoweth Still Small Voice - Single [WieRise]
Peter Ebraheem The King is Risen (feat. K.N.O) - Single (independent)
Kirk Franklin This Time (feat. GloRilla) - Single [Uptown]
Kelo Real Love - Single [Syntax]
Perry LaHaie Well Done - Single [Frontiers]
Rachael Lampa Permission - Single [Centricity]
Jamie MacDonald Used to Be - Single [Capitol CMG]
MŌRIAH Kick - Single [F2]
Neal Morse & The Resonance Walk On Water - Single [InsideOutMusic]
Mackenzie Phillips Made - Single [Gotee]
Presence Music Fight or Flight - Single (independent)
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Nu Nimbus Vibez (ft. Scribe Music) - Single [Syntax]
Jenna Raine I See What You're Saying - Single [Warner]
River Valley Worship King of the Empty Grave - Single [BEC]
Seph Schlueter All In - Single [Provident]
Sleeping At Last Go On Easy - Single (independent)
The Sean Coleman Project Might Just Be My Day (feat. Brad Goff) - Single (independent)

DVD
Gaither Bill & Gloria Gaither and their Homecoming Friends Present You Are Loved: A Tribute to the Songs of Bill & Gloria (Live) DVD [Gaither]

Next Friday, October 2
ALBUMS
Charles Billingsley Replay [StowTown]
Amy Grant The Me That Remains (Deluxe Edition) [Thirty Tigers]
The Light Superior Dayspring [Rottweiler]
Jake MacAdam Source of Life - EP (independent)
Josh Snodgrass Praise (Instrumental Guitar) - EP (independent)
Tauren Wells Here Comes The Church (Live) [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Won't Miss A Moment - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion & Bella Fabrizio Recompense - Single [BEC]
Koryn Hawthorne God Is Real - Single [Motown Gospel]
Olivia Lane Mother's Eyes - Single [BEC]
Chandler Marie Ride Away - Single (independent)
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