Guest speaker Rob debates in Anatomy 101 whether or not the human body truly is fireproof. [zachary]
"No, Billy. I will not autograph your homework." [squash]
"No, really, I do have a degree in, uh, this subject." [Dan]
"Today's lesson: Dealing with life after rapcore." [Super Sassquatch]
After 45 minutes of going over proper guitar case opening techniques, he decided they were ready to move on. [Payne Train]
"Now, class, before we start, I just want to let you know that many kids out there are going to hate you because I am your teacher." [distortion_overdrive]
"Mom!! I made it into Beckley College!!" [Kayla]
"And that is why the soul patch is far superior to the beard." [Pure Genius!]
"Show tonight, 7 PM, House of Blues...Umm class dismissed!" [jfreak7]
Every girl present in the room gave an audible sigh as soon as he stood up to talk. [rae]
"...and that is why fish are not considered mammals." [Liz]
"Uhh... I really have no idea about biology... anyone up for some guitar lessons?" [boopboop]
"Welcome to the first day of classes at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too" [Philemon]
"Bueller......Bueller......" [Kcarfan]
"So today I'm supposed to talk to you on the importance of education... but I really just wanna talk about is music!" [LaLaLaura]
School of Christian Rock [Secondhand_Dreamer]
Although wonderful on the mic, Rob's venture as a college medical professor did not go so well. [Chris]
"Now, I assume that everyone has listened to all of my albums prior to this course..." [vaporcloud]
"Welcome to Rock 101, today we learn about hair gel, poses and guitar smashing" [Cherubim]
He did a double take as he saw that the girl in the front row had "Love you" written on her eyelids. [Rob]
Dan won a full prerelease copy of Brandon Heath's new album, What If We (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, January 15, 2021 Apollo LTD Acoustic Sessions EP [Centricity] Audrey Assad Eden (Live) (independent) The Beenes Keep Looking Up [StowTown] Mack Brock Space (Deluxe) [Capitol CMG] Crowder Good God Almighty - Single [Capitol CMG] The Dailys (Jillian Edwards & Ellie Holcomb) The Dailys EP [Tone Tree] Demon Hunter I Will Fail You (Resurrected) - Single [Solid State] Equippers Revolution Clarity [DREAM] Futures Just So Good - Single [DREAM] Hillsong Young & Free Todos Mis Mejores Amigos - EP (Re-Release) [Capitol CMG] John P. Kee It's Gonna Get Better (feat. Zacardi Cortez, Tredell Kee, Mark J, Phil Lassiter & Clyde Cumberlander) - Single [eOne] KJ-52 One Year Ago (feat. Whosoever South) - Single (independent) Charlie Peacock Skin and Wind (independent) planetboom JC Squad [Venture3Media] Angie Rose Unstoppable EP [Capitol CMG] Kierra Sheard Something Has To Break (feat. Karen Clark Sheard) - Single [Karew/Provident] Titus Showers We Need You - Single [A & P] Young Oceans You Are Fullness [Street Talk Media]
This Saturday, January 16, 2021 116, Wande, Hulvey Still 40 Deep - Single [Reach]
Next Friday, January 22, 2021 Cochren & Co. Don't Lose Hope [Gotee] Phil Joel Better Than I Found It (independent) Remedy Drive Imago Amor (independent) Chase Tremaine Development & Compromise (independent)