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Crazy Caption Photo No.136: "School Of Christian Rock"

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Guest speaker Rob debates in Anatomy 101 whether or not the human body truly is fireproof. [zachary]

"No, Billy. I will not autograph your homework." [squash]

"No, really, I do have a degree in, uh, this subject." [Dan] *winner*

"Today's lesson: Dealing with life after rapcore." [Super Sassquatch]

After 45 minutes of going over proper guitar case opening techniques, he decided they were ready to move on. [Payne Train]

"Now, class, before we start, I just want to let you know that many kids out there are going to hate you because I am your teacher." [distortion_overdrive]

"Mom!! I made it into Beckley College!!" [Kayla]

"And that is why the soul patch is far superior to the beard." [Pure Genius!]

"Show tonight, 7 PM, House of Blues...Umm class dismissed!" [jfreak7]

Every girl present in the room gave an audible sigh as soon as he stood up to talk. [rae]

"...and that is why fish are not considered mammals." [Liz]

"Uhh... I really have no idea about biology... anyone up for some guitar lessons?" [boopboop]

"Welcome to the first day of classes at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too" [Philemon]

"Bueller......Bueller......" [Kcarfan]

"So today I'm supposed to talk to you on the importance of education... but I really just wanna talk about is music!" [LaLaLaura]

School of Christian Rock [Secondhand_Dreamer]

Although wonderful on the mic, Rob's venture as a college medical professor did not go so well. [Chris]

"Now, I assume that everyone has listened to all of my albums prior to this course..." [vaporcloud]

"Welcome to Rock 101, today we learn about hair gel, poses and guitar smashing" [Cherubim]

He did a double take as he saw that the girl in the front row had "Love you" written on her eyelids. [Rob]

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Music Out This Week


This Friday, July 17
ALBUMS
Mark Bishop Where Do Blessings Come From? [Sonlite]
Drown The Planet The Blessed /// The Cursed - EP [Charon Collective]
ELEVATION RHYTHM Washed [Elevation]
The Emerging Sound Jesus, the Light of the World [People & Songs]
Justin Gambino Garden Of The Lord [Residence Music]
IDEGO IDEGO - EP (independent)
Mangled Carpenter Between Blood And Silence - EP [Rottweiler]
Small Voice Testimonies - EP (independent)
Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident]

SINGLES
AustinThaNoble Cakewalk - Single [Syntax]
Josh Baldwin Spirit of the Living God - Single [Bethel]
Destiny Barber what happened to love? - Single [Harmony]
Pat Barrett Count On You (Worship Together Sessions) - Single [Capitol CMG]
EJ Swavv, Rahlan Kay, Sons of Mack Push - Single [Syntax]
Emery Stimulated - Single (independent)
J.Solo, Monster Tarver, YP aka Young Paul Invisible Warfare - Single [Syntax]
JusRzd, Mic Wise, Cyrus Sonata Double or Nothing - Single [Syntax]
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
Jake MacAdam & Diana Trout I Will Lead - Single (independent)
Myles Maestro FEAR - Single [Syntax]
Nineties Worship Night + Elenee I Will Never Be - Single [NWN]
Jeannie Ortega Never Forgotten - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream]
Red Worship Memories- Single (independent)
Remnant House Nothing Without Him - Single (independent)
The Rogers Family Secret Place - Single [Horizon]
Sanctus Real The War I'm In - Single [The Fuel]
Shelltown Paradise In the Fall - Single (independent)
Matthew West Back to Jesus - Single [Provident]

Next Friday, July 24
ALBUMS
Leanna Crawford Thank God [Provident]
Charles Wesley Godwin Christian Name [Big Loud]
Ezra Worship Initiative Great and Glorious God EP [NCS]
The Inspirations Songs For Our American Culture [Horizon]
Josh Snodgrass Acoustic Worship (independent)
Tyraels Ascension Grave Seeker [Rottweiler]

SINGLES
Beach Chapel Give You The World - Single (independent)
Elle Limebear Give Me Joy - Single [Wings]
Lloyd Nicks Paper-Maché - Single [Wings]
Andy Riemersma Holding Me Down - Single [Dream]
Sleeping At Last Echo - Single (independent)
Joel Vaughn Like God Does - Single (independent)
Phil Wickham Everyday Hallelujah - Single [Fair Trade]
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