Guest speaker Rob debates in Anatomy 101 whether or not the human body truly is fireproof. [zachary]
"No, Billy. I will not autograph your homework." [squash]
"No, really, I do have a degree in, uh, this subject." [Dan]
"Today's lesson: Dealing with life after rapcore." [Super Sassquatch]
After 45 minutes of going over proper guitar case opening techniques, he decided they were ready to move on. [Payne Train]
"Now, class, before we start, I just want to let you know that many kids out there are going to hate you because I am your teacher." [distortion_overdrive]
"Mom!! I made it into Beckley College!!" [Kayla]
"And that is why the soul patch is far superior to the beard." [Pure Genius!]
"Show tonight, 7 PM, House of Blues...Umm class dismissed!" [jfreak7]
Every girl present in the room gave an audible sigh as soon as he stood up to talk. [rae]
"...and that is why fish are not considered mammals." [Liz]
"Uhh... I really have no idea about biology... anyone up for some guitar lessons?" [boopboop]
"Welcome to the first day of classes at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too" [Philemon]
"Bueller......Bueller......" [Kcarfan]
"So today I'm supposed to talk to you on the importance of education... but I really just wanna talk about is music!" [LaLaLaura]
School of Christian Rock [Secondhand_Dreamer]
Although wonderful on the mic, Rob's venture as a college medical professor did not go so well. [Chris]
"Now, I assume that everyone has listened to all of my albums prior to this course..." [vaporcloud]
"Welcome to Rock 101, today we learn about hair gel, poses and guitar smashing" [Cherubim]
He did a double take as he saw that the girl in the front row had "Love you" written on her eyelids. [Rob]
Dan won a full prerelease copy of Brandon Heath's new album, What If We (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, June 27, 2025
ALBUMS 7eventh Time Down We Praise You [BEC] The Browns 25th Anniversary: Better Days Ahead [StowTown] Franni Cash Wild Child - EP [Capitol CMG] Matt Crocker interlude [Anotherland] Jimmy Fortune Songs of an American Dreamer [Gaither] Roxanne Grace Road Trip - EP [DREAM] JJ Hairston & Youthful Praise The Live Reunion: Washington, DC [James Town] Kutless The Seventh Seal - EP [BEC] Evvie McKinney It Ain't Over - EP (independent) Rusty Shipp Capsized Empire (independent) SEU Worship A Forgiving God [Provident] The Shimmering Carnelians The Doorway (Version 2.0) (independent) We Are Messengers A Thousand Times - EP [Curb]
SINGLES Anchor & Braille Rattlesnake - Single [Equal Vision] ANTHNY imposter syndrome - Single [Provident] Blanca Right On Time - Single [Curb] Landry Cantrell & Elenee sunshine & rainbows - Single [DREAM] Eddie Clark Never Content - Single [Syntax] Colony House Atomic - Single [Roon] Megan Danielle Preachin' To The Choir - Single [Provident] Drea LP & OnBeatMusic Don't Try Me (DTM) - Single [Syntax] ELI GABLE Glory Bound - Single [Capitol CMG] Joseph Habedank Running to Me - Single [Daywind] Lonnie Hunter Flow (Like A River) - Single [Uncle G] Kashh Kade HELP - Single [Syntax] KB x KEANU Keanu's Song - Single [Provident] Tasha Layton Singing In the Dark - Single [BEC] Tasha Cobbs Leonard The Hand That Keeps Holding - Single [Motown Gospel] Claire Leslie Thank God I'm Not Alone (from Claire's Phone) - Single [Capitol CMG] Tim Lovelace Celebration of America Medley (feat. Charlie McCoy) - Single [StowTown] Lecrae Tell No Lie (feat. Jackie Hill Perry) - Single [Reach] LO Worship The Perfect Love of Jesus - Single [Integrity] Patrick Mayberry Thank The Lord - Single [Provident] Michael Monroe John The Baptist (feat. Chris Renzema) - Single [Provident] Alexander Pappas A Great Awakening / Un Nuevo Despertar - Single [Integrity] PEABOD Summer in Seattle - Single [RMG Amplify] Rave Jesus Walk On The Water Remix (From The Chosen) - Single [Provident] The Rocky Valentines Nat Song - Single [Velvet Blue] Tommy Royale, gio. Like Dat - Single [Capitol CMG] Saints In Exile & Cutright My Dead End (ft. Jeannie Ortega, Luc DiMarzio, Jericko) - Single [Syntax] Emilie Weiss Take Care (Studio Sessions) - Single [BEC]
DVD Jimmy Fortune Songs Of An American Dreamer DVD [Gaither]
Next Friday, July 4, 2025
ALBUMS Chad Cory America [DREAM] Tenielle Neda The Way Of Love [Wings]