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Guest speaker Rob debates in Anatomy 101 whether or not the human body truly is fireproof. [zachary]

"No, Billy. I will not autograph your homework." [squash]

"No, really, I do have a degree in, uh, this subject." [Dan] *winner*

"Today's lesson: Dealing with life after rapcore." [Super Sassquatch]

After 45 minutes of going over proper guitar case opening techniques, he decided they were ready to move on. [Payne Train]

"Now, class, before we start, I just want to let you know that many kids out there are going to hate you because I am your teacher." [distortion_overdrive]

"Mom!! I made it into Beckley College!!" [Kayla]

"And that is why the soul patch is far superior to the beard." [Pure Genius!]

"Show tonight, 7 PM, House of Blues...Umm class dismissed!" [jfreak7]

Every girl present in the room gave an audible sigh as soon as he stood up to talk. [rae]

"...and that is why fish are not considered mammals." [Liz]

"Uhh... I really have no idea about biology... anyone up for some guitar lessons?" [boopboop]

"Welcome to the first day of classes at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too" [Philemon]

"Bueller......Bueller......" [Kcarfan]

"So today I'm supposed to talk to you on the importance of education... but I really just wanna talk about is music!" [LaLaLaura]

School of Christian Rock [Secondhand_Dreamer]

Although wonderful on the mic, Rob's venture as a college medical professor did not go so well. [Chris]

"Now, I assume that everyone has listened to all of my albums prior to this course..." [vaporcloud]

"Welcome to Rock 101, today we learn about hair gel, poses and guitar smashing" [Cherubim]

He did a double take as he saw that the girl in the front row had "Love you" written on her eyelids. [Rob]

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This Friday, April 9, 2021
Canyon Hills Worship See Your Face - Single [DREAM]
Merry Clayton Beautiful Scars [Capitol CMG]
The Erwins This is Love [Stowtown]
FAITHFUL The Detour - Single [Integrity]
Fit for a King & Silent Planet Trilogy / Stockholm - Single [Solid State]
Future of Forestry Turn Your Heart - Single (independent)
Danny Gokey We All Need Jesus (feat. Koryn Hawthorne - Single [Capitol CMG]
Here Be Lions Still God, Still Good (Live) [Integrity]
Hillsong Worship & Hillsong en Español Viento Fresco - Single [Capitol CMG]
Ellie Holcomb Canyon - Single [Capitol CMG]
Hulvey Christopher [Reach]
Andy Hunter Presences Vol_ 5 (independent)
ICF Worship In My Midnight (Live) - Single [Integrity]
Benita Jones Still Everything (Single Version) - Single [Integrity]
Kierra Sheard KIERRA (Deluxe) [Karew/RCA]
Matthew West Brand New (Deluxe Edition) [Story House]
White Stone Receivers Thank You Jesus - Single [7Core]
Vineyard Worship, Taylor Leonhardt & Ryan Delmore Thin Place - Single [Integrity]


Next Friday, April 16, 2021
Alex Henry Foster Standing Under Bright Lights [Hopeful Tragedy]
Annie Moses Band Tales From My Grandpa’s Pulpit [Gaither]
NEEDTOBREATHE Live from the Woods, Vol. 2 [Elektra / Centricity]
Tim Timmons HERE [Integrity]
Tauren Wells Citizen of Heaven Live [Provident]


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