"...and here we have an a Black-Jacketed Haseltine. Please don't tap the glass; they get angry if you do that." [George]
Dan In The Box [wookiee5]
"And now...Magnum!" [DJones]
"Remember, after you download this picture, photoshop me into a spiderman suit." [Danie]
I don't think this is what is meant by an "artist showcase." [kevlar]
Perhaps he never left the zoo after all. [Shelby]
Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne descends to the batcave... [Sector311]
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!" [Nate]
"No No No...listen, I really am trapped in this box. Could you put the camera down and get me some help?" [g-money]
"And in this section of the zoo we have Dan Haseltine in his natural habitat. This is a great photo opportunity, but please remember not to use your flash!" [josh]
After becoming too violent the band decided to donate Dan to the local zoo. [ty]
"You're a tiger! You're Tony the tiger!...you're Grrrreat!" [Timothy]
Jars Are Caged [mada]
"And here in this display we have an excellent specimen of [ccmus artisticus musicanus]" [brent]
"Oooh, look mommy! It's a Dan Haseltine!" [kyaL]
" ...And for the final part of the tour, we have a very special species. Only ever seen in very remote areas. He has a diet very similar to that of a human. He has tendency to get very irritated if you get to close so I sugest you... Oh! Jess get away from him." [Jennie]
After years of unsuccessfully trying to be a mime, he finally just put himself in a real glass box. [BurningBlaze]
"Look into my eyes...you are getting sleepy...you are thinking, 'Jars of Clay is suddenly my new fav band'..." [Jas]
"I'm sorry, I can't focus....there's a smudge on the glass and it's driving me NUTS!" [mary]
Picture proof that hiding behind a glass wall is bad in hide and go seek! [LCRUM]
"Maybe there's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good-looking..." [evan]
"Does your camera happen to have a glass cutter hidden in it somewhere?" [drum]
Artists who refuse to pose for pictures at the Dove Awards are placed in a glass box for easier accessibility. [notoftheworld]
"This is awkward... I'm just tying my shoe." [thesouthisonfire]
Nate won a full pre-release copy of Revive's debut album, Chorus Of The Saints (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Wednesday, October 8, 2025
SINGLES Amy Jay Back to What's Natural - Single (independent)
This Friday, October 10, 2025
ALBUMS Citizens m us eum [Anotherland Records] Ben Fuller Walk Through Fire: Songs From The Smoke [Provident] Grace Graber Everything You Ever Wanted - EP [Wings] Faith Worship Arts Fill This House (Deluxe) [DREAM] Jesus Culture Send The Fire: Live From London [Capitol CMG] The Kingdom Heirs Fortieth Anniversary [Sonlite] Tasha Layton Life in Me [BEC] Myles Maestro Dead End Road - EP [Syntax] Make Sure Starry May Morning (independent) Wintley Phipps A Symphonic Tribute to the Songs of Bill & Gloria Gaither [Gaither] SNT. VINCENT Final Greetings [Syntax] Razzie Digital Psalms - EP [Syntax] Matthew West Come Home For Christmas [Provident/Story House] Josh Wright LEAD (Deluxe) (independent)
SINGLES Holly Brand One Thing He Wouldn't Do - Single [Integrity] Chosen Road Daddy Was a Navy Man - Single [Thoroughbred] Drakeford Writing on the Wall - Single (independent) EJ Swavv & Jeff Knox Deja Vu - Single [Syntax] gio. DANCE LIKE DAVID (feat. Swaizy) - Single [Capitol CMG] Benjamin William Hastings At the heart of it (from Worship Together) - Single [Capitol CMG] JSP No More (feat. Kevin Young) - Single (independent) Kelo Memory Lane - Single [Syntax] MATTHEWS Broken Forever - Single [Curb] Patrick Mayberry + Katie Torwalt God Is Faithful - Single [Provident] MAYIA Pass Me Not - Single [Syntax] Kevi Morse Like You - Single [Syntax] Jeannie Ortega Decipher - Single [Syntax] Run51 Song Of My Soul - Single [DREAM] Lee Vasi A Pesar De Todo - Single [Capitol CMG] Zane Vickery Name (Live at Greenbriar) - Single (independent) Vineyard Worship & Dreaming The Impossible Praise You For Eternity - Single [Vineyard] Jovan Whyte Never Give Up (feat. Dweeno) - Single (independent)
Next Friday, October 17, 2025
ALBUMS ANTHNY DIARY ENTRY 1 [Provident] Blanca Full Bloom [Curb] Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas [Gaither] Geoff Moore and The Distance Foundations (Re-Release) [Girder] Geoff Moore and The Distance A Place To Stand (Re-Release) [Girder] Nate Parrish Make Me A Mountain (independent) Psallos The New and Better Way: Hymns of Hebrews (independent) Anne Wilson Stars [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Zane Vickery All Things New - Single (independent)
DVD Chris Blue Every Day Is Christmas DVD [Gaither]