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Crazy Caption Photo No.145: "Dan In The Box"

(pictured: Dan Haseltine of Jars Of Clay)
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"...and here we have an a Black-Jacketed Haseltine. Please don't tap the glass; they get angry if you do that." [George]

Dan In The Box [wookiee5]

"And now...Magnum!" [DJones]

"Remember, after you download this picture, photoshop me into a spiderman suit." [Danie]

I don't think this is what is meant by an "artist showcase." [kevlar]

Perhaps he never left the zoo after all. [Shelby]

Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne descends to the batcave... [Sector311]

"I'm in a glass case of emotion!" [Nate] *winner*

"No No No...listen, I really am trapped in this box. Could you put the camera down and get me some help?" [g-money]

"And in this section of the zoo we have Dan Haseltine in his natural habitat. This is a great photo opportunity, but please remember not to use your flash!" [josh]

After becoming too violent the band decided to donate Dan to the local zoo. [ty]

"You're a tiger! You're Tony the tiger!...you're Grrrreat!" [Timothy]

Jars Are Caged [mada]

"And here in this display we have an excellent specimen of [ccmus artisticus musicanus]" [brent]

"Oooh, look mommy! It's a Dan Haseltine!" [kyaL]

" ...And for the final part of the tour, we have a very special species. Only ever seen in very remote areas. He has a diet very similar to that of a human. He has tendency to get very irritated if you get to close so I sugest you... Oh! Jess get away from him." [Jennie]

After years of unsuccessfully trying to be a mime, he finally just put himself in a real glass box. [BurningBlaze]

"Look into my eyes...you are getting sleepy...you are thinking, 'Jars of Clay is suddenly my new fav band'..." [Jas]

"I'm sorry, I can't focus....there's a smudge on the glass and it's driving me NUTS!" [mary]

Picture proof that hiding behind a glass wall is bad in hide and go seek! [LCRUM]

"Maybe there's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good-looking..." [evan]

"Does your camera happen to have a glass cutter hidden in it somewhere?" [drum]

Artists who refuse to pose for pictures at the Dove Awards are placed in a glass box for easier accessibility. [notoftheworld]

"This is awkward... I'm just tying my shoe." [thesouthisonfire]

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This Monday, August 3, 2020
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This Friday, August 7, 2020
Apollo LTD Patience - Single [Centricity]
Mack Brock Savior Of The World - Single [Capitol CMG]
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Lecrae Zombie - Single [Reach]
Chris McClarney Café Sessions EP [Capitol CMG]
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Rend Collective Socially Distant Worship Club (Part 1) EP [Capitol CMG]
Jamie Rowe This is Home Vinyl [Girder]
John Schlitt Go Vinyl [4K]
Seventh Day Slumber Unseen: The Lion - EP [Rockfest]
Social Club Misfits Up (GSM Remix) - Single [Capitol CMG]
We The Kingdom Holy Water [Capitol CMG]


Next Thursday, August 13, 2020
Various Artists Songs We've Been Trying to Tell You About (And Others We Haven't), Volume 9 [JFH Music]


Next Friday, August 14, 2020
Bride Drop (25th Anniversary Edition) [Girder Records]
Tori Kelly Solitude EP [Capitol]
Life.Church Worship Jesus Is Near EP [DREAM Worship]
PEABOD Heavenly Father - Single [Centricity]
Kim Walker-Smith Wild Heart (Live) [Sparrow/Jesus Culture]


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