"...and here we have an a Black-Jacketed Haseltine. Please don't tap the glass; they get angry if you do that." [George]
Dan In The Box [wookiee5]
"And now...Magnum!" [DJones]
"Remember, after you download this picture, photoshop me into a spiderman suit." [Danie]
I don't think this is what is meant by an "artist showcase." [kevlar]
Perhaps he never left the zoo after all. [Shelby]
Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne descends to the batcave... [Sector311]
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!" [Nate]
"No No No...listen, I really am trapped in this box. Could you put the camera down and get me some help?" [g-money]
"And in this section of the zoo we have Dan Haseltine in his natural habitat. This is a great photo opportunity, but please remember not to use your flash!" [josh]
After becoming too violent the band decided to donate Dan to the local zoo. [ty]
"You're a tiger! You're Tony the tiger!...you're Grrrreat!" [Timothy]
Jars Are Caged [mada]
"And here in this display we have an excellent specimen of [ccmus artisticus musicanus]" [brent]
"Oooh, look mommy! It's a Dan Haseltine!" [kyaL]
" ...And for the final part of the tour, we have a very special species. Only ever seen in very remote areas. He has a diet very similar to that of a human. He has tendency to get very irritated if you get to close so I sugest you... Oh! Jess get away from him." [Jennie]
After years of unsuccessfully trying to be a mime, he finally just put himself in a real glass box. [BurningBlaze]
"Look into my eyes...you are getting sleepy...you are thinking, 'Jars of Clay is suddenly my new fav band'..." [Jas]
"I'm sorry, I can't focus....there's a smudge on the glass and it's driving me NUTS!" [mary]
Picture proof that hiding behind a glass wall is bad in hide and go seek! [LCRUM]
"Maybe there's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good-looking..." [evan]
"Does your camera happen to have a glass cutter hidden in it somewhere?" [drum]
Artists who refuse to pose for pictures at the Dove Awards are placed in a glass box for easier accessibility. [notoftheworld]
"This is awkward... I'm just tying my shoe." [thesouthisonfire]
Nate won a full pre-release copy of Revive's debut album, Chorus Of The Saints (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, March 28, 2025
ALBUMS Anchor Hymns The Garden (Live) [Integrity] Eben Brusco Offering House - EP (independent) Steve Camp Fire and Ice (Remastered Collector's Edition) [Girder] Lawrence Hancock Undefeated [LVP] Memphis May Fire Shapeshifter [Rise] Red Rocks Worship The King Is Coming [Provident] Edwrin Sutton The Savior 1.0 (Volume 1) [Blacksmoke]
SINGLES Big Daddy Weave I've Just Seen Too Much - Single [Curb] Bongo Chico 1995 - Single (independent) Disciple Resurrecting Reasons (feat. Decyfer Down) - Single [Tooth & Nail] Good Weather Forecast Now I See It - Single [DREAM] Lucy Grimble First Love - Single [Integrity] Jericko MANNA - Single [Syntax] Kashh Kade RUNNING MAN - Single [Syntax] Knaladeus Treasure (ft. C4 Crotona & Aciya Iona) - Single [Syntax] Ronnie Martin Ever Sing For Joy - Single [Velvet Blue] Miel San Marcos Digno De Adorar (Worthy Of It All) [feat. Waleska Morales] - Single [Integrity] New Day Rhymes In Harmony - Single (independent) Sam Purpose Turnaround - Single (independent) Q-Flo & C4 Crotona The Plug Gotta Know God - Single [Syntax] Switch Love Like This - Single (independent) Madison Watkins You Won't - Single [Provident] Wolves at the Gate Synthetic Sun - Single [Solid State] The Young Escape Every Little Thing - Single [BEC]
Next Tuesday, April 1, 2025
SINGLES Sleeping At Last Build - Single (independent)
Next Friday, April 4, 2025
ALBUMS Faith Worship Arts Fill This House [DREAM Worship] TAYA The Reminder [Capitol CMG]
SINGLES Free Worship Haz Tu Voluntad - Single [BEC] Hunter Plake & River Valley AGES Presence is Peace - Single [BEC] River Valley Worship Great and Lowly King - Single [BEC] Jordan St. Cyr My Foundation (Acoustic) - Single [BEC]