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Crazy Caption Photo No.145: "Dan In The Box"

(pictured: Dan Haseltine of Jars Of Clay)
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"...and here we have an a Black-Jacketed Haseltine. Please don't tap the glass; they get angry if you do that." [George]

Dan In The Box [wookiee5]

"And now...Magnum!" [DJones]

"Remember, after you download this picture, photoshop me into a spiderman suit." [Danie]

I don't think this is what is meant by an "artist showcase." [kevlar]

Perhaps he never left the zoo after all. [Shelby]

Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne descends to the batcave... [Sector311]

"I'm in a glass case of emotion!" [Nate] *winner*

"No No No...listen, I really am trapped in this box. Could you put the camera down and get me some help?" [g-money]

"And in this section of the zoo we have Dan Haseltine in his natural habitat. This is a great photo opportunity, but please remember not to use your flash!" [josh]

After becoming too violent the band decided to donate Dan to the local zoo. [ty]

"You're a tiger! You're Tony the tiger!...you're Grrrreat!" [Timothy]

Jars Are Caged [mada]

"And here in this display we have an excellent specimen of [ccmus artisticus musicanus]" [brent]

"Oooh, look mommy! It's a Dan Haseltine!" [kyaL]

" ...And for the final part of the tour, we have a very special species. Only ever seen in very remote areas. He has a diet very similar to that of a human. He has tendency to get very irritated if you get to close so I sugest you... Oh! Jess get away from him." [Jennie]

After years of unsuccessfully trying to be a mime, he finally just put himself in a real glass box. [BurningBlaze]

"Look into my eyes...you are getting sleepy...you are thinking, 'Jars of Clay is suddenly my new fav band'..." [Jas]

"I'm sorry, I can't focus....there's a smudge on the glass and it's driving me NUTS!" [mary]

Picture proof that hiding behind a glass wall is bad in hide and go seek! [LCRUM]

"Maybe there's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good-looking..." [evan]

"Does your camera happen to have a glass cutter hidden in it somewhere?" [drum]

Artists who refuse to pose for pictures at the Dove Awards are placed in a glass box for easier accessibility. [notoftheworld]

"This is awkward... I'm just tying my shoe." [thesouthisonfire]

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This Thursday, November 5
SINGLES
NEEDTOBREATHE Free Fall (feat. Conner Smith) - Single [UMG]

VINYL
Chris Renzema Every December Vinyl [Centricity]

This Friday, November 6
ALBUMS
Big Daddy Weave It's Time For Christmas - EP [Curb]
Extol Aura of Decay [Solid State]
Hillside Recording & Addy Prado Come and See - EP (independent)
Meadows DESERT WALKER (CD) [Facedown Records]
Mystical Death Across [Rottweiler]
Chris Tomlin Good News Of Great Joy (Christmas Songs Of Worship) [Capitol CMG]
We Are Messengers Rejoice! (A Celtic Christmas LIVE) [Curb]
Mark Wills Grand Ole Revival [Gaither]

SINGLES
Elan Brio, Illustrate Reactors - Single [Polished Arrow]
Olivia Lane Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - Single [BEC]
Tasha Layton & Dave Barnes What Should I Get You For Christmas - Single [BEC]
Blessing Offor The King Has Come - Single [Capitol CMG]
Hunter Plake Holly Jolly Christmas - Single [BEC]
River Valley Worship Come and Behold - Single [BEC]
Tae Lamar, YP aka Young Paul The Re-Up - Single [Polished Arrow]
Vineyard Worship Jesus Our Christ - Single [Vineyard]
Phil Wickham, CeCe Winans Peace on Earth - Single [Fair Trade]

VINYL
Meadows DESERT WALKER Vinyl [Facedown]

Next Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin Currency [Equal Vision]

Next Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]

SINGLES
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin Currency Vinyl [Equal Vision]
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