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Crazy Caption Photo No.145: "Dan In The Box"

(pictured: Dan Haseltine of Jars Of Clay)
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"...and here we have an a Black-Jacketed Haseltine. Please don't tap the glass; they get angry if you do that." [George]

Dan In The Box [wookiee5]

"And now...Magnum!" [DJones]

"Remember, after you download this picture, photoshop me into a spiderman suit." [Danie]

I don't think this is what is meant by an "artist showcase." [kevlar]

Perhaps he never left the zoo after all. [Shelby]

Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne descends to the batcave... [Sector311]

"I'm in a glass case of emotion!" [Nate] *winner*

"No No No...listen, I really am trapped in this box. Could you put the camera down and get me some help?" [g-money]

"And in this section of the zoo we have Dan Haseltine in his natural habitat. This is a great photo opportunity, but please remember not to use your flash!" [josh]

After becoming too violent the band decided to donate Dan to the local zoo. [ty]

"You're a tiger! You're Tony the tiger!...you're Grrrreat!" [Timothy]

Jars Are Caged [mada]

"And here in this display we have an excellent specimen of [ccmus artisticus musicanus]" [brent]

"Oooh, look mommy! It's a Dan Haseltine!" [kyaL]

" ...And for the final part of the tour, we have a very special species. Only ever seen in very remote areas. He has a diet very similar to that of a human. He has tendency to get very irritated if you get to close so I sugest you... Oh! Jess get away from him." [Jennie]

After years of unsuccessfully trying to be a mime, he finally just put himself in a real glass box. [BurningBlaze]

"Look into my eyes...you are getting sleepy...you are thinking, 'Jars of Clay is suddenly my new fav band'..." [Jas]

"I'm sorry, I can't focus....there's a smudge on the glass and it's driving me NUTS!" [mary]

Picture proof that hiding behind a glass wall is bad in hide and go seek! [LCRUM]

"Maybe there's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good-looking..." [evan]

"Does your camera happen to have a glass cutter hidden in it somewhere?" [drum]

Artists who refuse to pose for pictures at the Dove Awards are placed in a glass box for easier accessibility. [notoftheworld]

"This is awkward... I'm just tying my shoe." [thesouthisonfire]

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This Friday, February 13, 2026
ALBUMS
Adiós Cometa Un Destello De Luz [Velvet Blue]
AOH Music Breathe (Acoustic Live) (independent)
BRAG Worship, Trip Lee For Your Glory - EP [Reach]
Colony House 77 (Pt. 2) [LastDaze]
Elan Brio, DJ Proof Solid Frequencies [Fly Dog]
Elevation Español El Nombre De Jesús [Provident]
Jake MacAdam for megan [Ocean House]
Myles Maestro St. Valentine EP [Syntax]

SINGLES
ADIA One The Way (Remix feat. Erica Campbell) - Single [Rock City]
Ian Austin Make Me Like Your Son - Single [Ocean House]
AustinThaNoble Painkiller - Single [Syntax]
Pat Barrett Break Open (Live) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Les and Joyce Carlsen He's God - Single (independent)
idle threat Evermind - Single [Tooth & Nail]
Jenn Johnson Here In Your Arms - Single [Bethel]
KB BLOOD 2 - Single [Provident]
The Kingsmen When Sunday Morning Dawned - Single [Bethel]
Vic Lucas Love Like You - Single [Syntax]
Jake MacAdam for megan - Single [Ocean House]
Patrick Mayberry It Is Well - Single [Provident/Sony]
Kevi Morse I'm Loved - Single [Syntax]
NCS Collective, Dara Maclean Can You See It - Single [NCS]
Lloyd Nicks Heal For You - Single [Curb]
Passion What A Worthy Name / Watch Him Work - Single [Capitol CMG]
Pastor Mike Jr. He Can - Single [Rock City]
Dante Pride Just Believe - Single [TAMLA]
Q-Flo Wild Flower 7 - Single [Syntax]
Sanctus Real Steady - Single [Framework/The Fuel]
Savaun & EJ Swavv More Than Friends (Reimagined) - Single [Syntax]
John Waller All You’ve Ever Done - Single [DREAM]
Darlene Zschech Shout To The Lord (All The Earth) (feat. Ana Paula Valadão and Ingrid Rosario) - Single [Integrity]

VINYL
Sixpence None The Richer Kiss Me / Perfect Day UO Exclusive 7-inch Single Vinyl [UO/Flatiron]

This Saturday, February 14, 2026
ALBUMS
Dan Damon Needed Time: spirituals (feat. Kurt Ribak) (independent)

Next Thursday, February 19, 2026
SINGLES
Marty Magehee Comin' Down - Single (independent)

Next Friday, February 20, 2026
ALBUMS
Chosen Road American Morning: Side A - EP [Thoroughbred]
Elevation Worship SO BE IT [Provident]
Ginny Owens Different Kind of Water (independent)

SINGLES
29:11 Worship, Zion Rempel And Is To Come - Single [DREAM]
Aaron Cole Peace At Last - Single [Provident/Sony]
DOE Black Boy (feat. Jon Batiste) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Heather Suzanne, Ian Austin Mad - Single [Ocean House]
Hillside Recording Jesus You're Holy - Single [Ocean House]
Run51 Feels - Single [DREAM]
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