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Crazy Caption Photo No.146: "Ninjaboys"

(pictured: Duncan Phillips and Peter Furler of Newsboys)

"Let's do this! Loser leaves the band!" [Mama Gomer]

In reality, Pete never wanted to leave Newsboys. When he was replaced with Michael Tait, he fought back as anyone would: with kung-fu. [ric_the_ranger]

"I don't need no Kung Fu... Here smell this!" [Kent]

Newsboys were kung fu fighting, Those kids were fast as lighting, In fact it was a little bit frightening, But they fought with expert timing. [Courtney]

"OK, Dunny... If I win, I leave the band... If you lose, I leave the band." [HunterSThompson]

"I do NOT have PINK on my SWIMTRUNKS!!" [that_southpaw_chick]

"You just see what happens if you make another bald joke!" [Carter]

After leaving the Newsboys, Peter Furler decides that he should learn Tae Kwon Do in order to defend himself from disgruntled fans. [Amanda]

"You know maybe if you got a little closer you could actually hit something." [lil'rapper]

Ninjaboys [Brett]

Realizing he was leaving the band soon, Peter played one last joke on the guys: lining their swimming trunks with itching powder while they weren't looking. [Johnny Blake]

"I'm not ashamed to let ya know... I'm really good at Tae Kwon Do!" [karategirl]

"In the hands of God you will fall... in MY hands you will die!" [joker]

"Take me to your sensei!" [Christopher]

"Tell me to put board wax on my head just ONE more time..." [NHC]

The decision to make Michael Tait the new lead singer was made after Duncan discovered that Peter was attempting to bring back the robot... [Drummer121686]

"WHO SAID "EYELINER"?!" [killerbeez]

"AAHHH!! I can't see there is too much of a glare on your head" [Steven Kramb]

"How are these techniques supposed to help us learn to surf!?" [Stephanie]

"Stop. Look. Listen hard. This is why a band hires a body-guard..." [foxrock66]

Newsboards. [city_of_bones]

"Oh, yeah? Well, you...YOU'RE BALD!" [distortionxoverdrive]

Drummer121686 won a copy of the Fall, 2008 CD version of House Of Heroes' The End Is Not The End (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)

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