(pictured: Duncan Phillips and Peter Furler of Newsboys)
"Let's do this! Loser leaves the band!" [Mama Gomer]
In reality, Pete never wanted to leave Newsboys. When he was replaced with Michael Tait, he fought back as anyone would: with kung-fu. [ric_the_ranger]
"I don't need no Kung Fu... Here smell this!" [Kent]
Newsboys were kung fu fighting, Those kids were fast as lighting, In fact it was a little bit frightening, But they fought with expert timing. [Courtney]
"OK, Dunny... If I win, I leave the band... If you lose, I leave the band." [HunterSThompson]
"I do NOT have PINK on my SWIMTRUNKS!!" [that_southpaw_chick]
"You just see what happens if you make another bald joke!" [Carter]
After leaving the Newsboys, Peter Furler decides that he should learn Tae Kwon Do in order to defend himself from disgruntled fans. [Amanda]
"You know maybe if you got a little closer you could actually hit something." [lil'rapper]
Ninjaboys [Brett]
Realizing he was leaving the band soon, Peter played one last joke on the guys: lining their swimming trunks with itching powder while they weren't looking. [Johnny Blake]
"I'm not ashamed to let ya know... I'm really good at Tae Kwon Do!" [karategirl]
"In the hands of God you will fall... in MY hands you will die!" [joker]
"Take me to your sensei!" [Christopher]
"Tell me to put board wax on my head just ONE more time..." [NHC]
The decision to make Michael Tait the new lead singer was made after Duncan discovered that Peter was attempting to bring back the robot... [Drummer121686]
"WHO SAID "EYELINER"?!" [killerbeez]
"AAHHH!! I can't see there is too much of a glare on your head" [Steven Kramb]
"How are these techniques supposed to help us learn to surf!?" [Stephanie]
"Stop. Look. Listen hard. This is why a band hires a body-guard..." [foxrock66]
This Friday, July 4, 2025
ALBUMS Chad Cory America [DREAM] Tenielle Neda The Way Of Love [Wings]
SINGLES Christian Back Now - Single [DREAM]
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ALBUMS Hammock Nevertheless (independent) Jeremy Rosado The Waiting Room [Capitol CMG] Seph Schlueter Counting My Blessings [Provident] Stars Go Dim Roses [Curb]
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