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Crazy Caption Photo No.146: "Ninjaboys"

(pictured: Duncan Phillips and Peter Furler of Newsboys)
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"Let's do this! Loser leaves the band!" [Mama Gomer]

In reality, Pete never wanted to leave Newsboys. When he was replaced with Michael Tait, he fought back as anyone would: with kung-fu. [ric_the_ranger]

"I don't need no Kung Fu... Here smell this!" [Kent]

Newsboys were kung fu fighting, Those kids were fast as lighting, In fact it was a little bit frightening, But they fought with expert timing. [Courtney]

"OK, Dunny... If I win, I leave the band... If you lose, I leave the band." [HunterSThompson]

"I do NOT have PINK on my SWIMTRUNKS!!" [that_southpaw_chick]

"You just see what happens if you make another bald joke!" [Carter]

After leaving the Newsboys, Peter Furler decides that he should learn Tae Kwon Do in order to defend himself from disgruntled fans. [Amanda]

"You know maybe if you got a little closer you could actually hit something." [lil'rapper]

Ninjaboys [Brett]

Realizing he was leaving the band soon, Peter played one last joke on the guys: lining their swimming trunks with itching powder while they weren't looking. [Johnny Blake]

"I'm not ashamed to let ya know... I'm really good at Tae Kwon Do!" [karategirl]

"In the hands of God you will fall... in MY hands you will die!" [joker]

"Take me to your sensei!" [Christopher]

"Tell me to put board wax on my head just ONE more time..." [NHC]

The decision to make Michael Tait the new lead singer was made after Duncan discovered that Peter was attempting to bring back the robot... [Drummer121686] *winner*

"WHO SAID "EYELINER"?!" [killerbeez]

"AAHHH!! I can't see there is too much of a glare on your head" [Steven Kramb]

"How are these techniques supposed to help us learn to surf!?" [Stephanie]

"Stop. Look. Listen hard. This is why a band hires a body-guard..." [foxrock66]

Newsboards. [city_of_bones]

"Oh, yeah? Well, you...YOU'RE BALD!" [distortionxoverdrive]

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This Wednesday, September 30
ALBUMS
Poor Old Lu A Picture of the Eighth Wonder (Remastered) (independent)

This Friday, October 2
ALBUMS
Charles Billingsley Replay [StowTown]
Amy Grant The Me That Remains (Deluxe Edition) [Thirty Tigers]
Joebin Intercede (independent)
KJ-52 LEGACY [APOLLO]
Lakewood Music House Of Worship (Deluxe) (independent)
The Light Superior Dayspring [Rottweiler]
Jake MacAdam Source of Life - EP (independent)
Josh Snodgrass Praise (Instrumental Guitar) - EP (independent)
Tauren Wells Here Comes The Church (Live) [Capitol CMG]
Tauren Wells Here Comes The Church - Second Service [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
Amber Lynn x Chris Blue And It Changes Everything - Single [Sonlite]
Francesca Battistelli Won't Miss A Moment - Single [Curb]
Beach Chapel VCR - Single (independent)
Gracie Binion & Bella Fabrizio Recompense - Single [BEC]
Bleach Epidermis Girl - Single [Residence]
Mack Brock Praise Upon Praise (Live at The River) - Single [Centricity]
Kaleb Carson I Know A Name - Single (independent)
Eighteen Mile Tears On the Altar - Single [Mountain Home]
Olivia Lane Mother's Eyes - Single [BEC]
m1L Life Changes - Single [Polished Arrow]
Jamie MacDonald A Million Chances (feat. Tori Kelly) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Chandler Marie Ride Away - Single (independent)
The Oak Ridge Boys How Great Thou Art - Single [Lightning Rod]
QEW, Cyrus Sonata 777 (No Wish) (ft. N!x) - Single [Syntax]
Steven Perez × Freddrick HalleluYAH!!! × J Payne Back At It - Single (independent)

Next Friday, October 9
ALBUMS
Mat Kearney Hanging by a Heartstring (independent)
The Rocky Valentines Happy Halloween - EP [Velvet Blue]
SIGNUM REGIS Beyond Spacetime [Fireflash]
Skillet After The Storm - EP [Hear It Loud]

SINGLES
Chandler Letner Anyway - Single [Dream]
John Long All To Him I Owe - Single (independent)
Andy Riemersma I PRAISE YOU - Single [Dream]
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