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Crazy Caption Photo No.146: "Ninjaboys"

(pictured: Duncan Phillips and Peter Furler of Newsboys)
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"Let's do this! Loser leaves the band!" [Mama Gomer]

In reality, Pete never wanted to leave Newsboys. When he was replaced with Michael Tait, he fought back as anyone would: with kung-fu. [ric_the_ranger]

"I don't need no Kung Fu... Here smell this!" [Kent]

Newsboys were kung fu fighting, Those kids were fast as lighting, In fact it was a little bit frightening, But they fought with expert timing. [Courtney]

"OK, Dunny... If I win, I leave the band... If you lose, I leave the band." [HunterSThompson]

"I do NOT have PINK on my SWIMTRUNKS!!" [that_southpaw_chick]

"You just see what happens if you make another bald joke!" [Carter]

After leaving the Newsboys, Peter Furler decides that he should learn Tae Kwon Do in order to defend himself from disgruntled fans. [Amanda]

"You know maybe if you got a little closer you could actually hit something." [lil'rapper]

Ninjaboys [Brett]

Realizing he was leaving the band soon, Peter played one last joke on the guys: lining their swimming trunks with itching powder while they weren't looking. [Johnny Blake]

"I'm not ashamed to let ya know... I'm really good at Tae Kwon Do!" [karategirl]

"In the hands of God you will fall... in MY hands you will die!" [joker]

"Take me to your sensei!" [Christopher]

"Tell me to put board wax on my head just ONE more time..." [NHC]

The decision to make Michael Tait the new lead singer was made after Duncan discovered that Peter was attempting to bring back the robot... [Drummer121686] *winner*

"WHO SAID "EYELINER"?!" [killerbeez]

"AAHHH!! I can't see there is too much of a glare on your head" [Steven Kramb]

"How are these techniques supposed to help us learn to surf!?" [Stephanie]

"Stop. Look. Listen hard. This is why a band hires a body-guard..." [foxrock66]

Newsboards. [city_of_bones]

"Oh, yeah? Well, you...YOU'RE BALD!" [distortionxoverdrive]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, November 10
SINGLES
Seth Davey A New Dawn - Single (independent)

This Wednesday, November 11
ALBUMS
Anberlin CURRENCY [Equal Vision]

This Friday, November 13
ALBUMS
Blanca A Christmas To Remember [Curb]
Jeremy Camp A Camp Family Christmas [Capitol CMG]
Amy Grant Tennessee Christmas: 10th Anniversary Edition [Capitol CMG/AG]
Lily Hooten Promise Land [Anotherland]
The Lofi Christian & Commons Worship The Commons Lofi (independent)
outr.cty Green Skies, Blue Grass [Syntax]
Jackie Hill Perry Still Blameless (Deluxe) [Velvet Blue]
Leem of the Earth See [Velvet Blue]
Tye Tribbett V20: First Semester (Live) [Freligious]
Calum Wood Christmas Songs from the Kitchen Table, Vol. 2 (independent)

SINGLES
Bethel Music, Emmy Rose Noel (He Is Born) - Single [Bethel]
Elan Brio Jewels (feat. George Jones III) - Single [Polished Arrow]
Chris Caro 10 YEARS IN A MINUTE - Single [Syntax]
Cody Carnes + Kari Jobe Carnes Doxology (All Praise) - Single [Sparrow]
Cutright The Curtain - Single [Syntax]
Jordan Feliz Fast - Single [Centricity]
Rachelle Fletcher Water in My Desert (Acoustic Version) - Single (independent)
Forrest Frank My Little Miracle (ft. ZVC) - Single [River House]
Matt Gorman Nature of the Beast - Single [By Design]
Josh Grove Glory - Single (independent)
Joe & Beth I Stand Forgiven - Single (independent)
Elle Limebear Give Me Joy (Live from O2 Shepherd's Bush Empire) - Single [Decca]
Living Again Get This Far - Single (independent)
Baylee Lynn Save Me A Seat - Single [Interscope]
Steven Malcolm Prey On Me - Single [IVAV / Curb]
Michelle Williams, Kenny Lattimore God With Us - Single [Tyscot]
Hunter Plake Silver Bells - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante OVEN MITT! - Single [Dream]
Jenna Raine Frosty / A Baby Was Born - Double Single [Warner]
Magdalene Rose the terrifying reality of it all - Single [Rockfest]
Sleeping At Last Merry Christmas, Darling - Single (independent)
Jordan St. Cyr Angels We Have Heard On High - Single [BEC]
Lauren Talley While There's Time - Single [Horizon]
Amelia Wells At Your Feet - Single [Hope Lane]
Phil Wickham O Holy Night (Adoration) - Single [Fair Trade]
Natasha Zimbaro Emmanuel - Single [Wings]

VINYL
Anberlin CURRENCY Vinyl [Equal Vision]

Next Thursday, November 19
ALBUMS
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender and The Fellow Passengers of Pain [UMG]

Next Friday, November 20
ALBUMS
Gabrielle Lovelace The Secret of Christmas [Old Bear]
Mountains in the Sea Breakthrough - EP [Dream]
New Wine Worship Ready For More - EP (independent)
The Rogers Family Let's Sing a Song About Jesus [Horizon]
Phil Wickham Hallelujah! It's Christmas Again! [Fair Trade]
Will Morrison, Calm Worship Collective Christmas Music - Instrumental Piano Holiday Songs (independent)

SINGLES
Francesca Battistelli Messiah (Cinematic) - Single [Curb]
Gracie Binion O Holy Night - Single [BEC]
John Long love deep - Single (independent)
Chandler Marie Merry Christmas Mary - Single (independent)
Hunter Plake Silent Night - Single [BEC]
Matthew Plante PRAISE DANCE! - Single [Dream]
Run51 Wishlist - Single [Dream]
Mike Weaver Homecoming - Single [Curb]
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