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"Gosh, I love your hair... I wish mine could braid like that..." [laureno]

"Uhhh... where's the teleprompter?" [Kayla]

And as the interview started getting exciting, suddenly Toby saw a squirrel. [toeyoe]

TobyMac was rendered speechless when GabeReal asked if he could take over Michael Tait's role for the next DC Talk album. [DJ Skillz]

It was just then that tobyMac finally realized that he is, in fact, white. ["Maniac" Matt]

"Uh...I had no idea it was 'Wear Some Yellow Day'..." [zachattack]

"Mr. McKeehan, apart from touring the country, making new records, playing sports, visiting Starbucks, spending time with your family, and developing a deeper relationship with God... what do you do in your spare time?" [Tobyfreakgirl]

"You just won the Crazy Caption Contest! What are you going to do next?" "I'm going to the Dove Awards!!" [Allyson]

"Uh... what? You've never heard of DC Talk?" [Mike V.]

"Michael, if you're listening... COME BACK!! None of these look-a-likes can pull off the hair! DC TALK NEEDS YOU!... I NEED YOU!" [Danro]

"Yeah, sorry about telling the world about your rash on my record... my bad." [JL] *winner*

"Ok, please say it into the mic so everyone can hear you say, 'I'm sorry for making fun of your dreads.'" [Nabertson]

TobyMic [cloud9]

"No!!! For the 1,000th time, DC Talk is not getting back together! Can't I even take a walk without people asking me that?!?" [Notoftheworld]

After Toddiefunk's epic "Yo Mama" joke, Toby is left speechless. [Jonathan]

"Sorry guys, but singing with 3 other guys to an acapella version of "Made to Love" is kinda weirding me out." [JB&Switchfoot]

"So Toby, we hear you are retiring..." [Sam]

The new Toby Macraphone! [Sami Valavaara]

"No, you see, what I'm trying to say is that your caption didn't make it." [skippywease]

"Did you just tell me to lick the microphone?" [Ephraim]

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This Tuesday, September 15
SINGLES
Grace Frances The Promised Land - Single (independent)

This Friday, September 18
ALBUMS
Anthony Brown & group therAPy Full Disclosure [Tyscot]
Cory Asbury Outsing The Angels [BEC]
Bellsburg Sessions Back to Bellsburg (The Songs of Rich Mullins) [Old Bear]
Franni Cash Here I Am [Capitol CMG]
for KING & COUNTRY the most beautiful colours [Curb Records]
Hillside Recording Proverbs & Prayers (Morning) (independent)
Jaye King All God, Not Me [Centricity]
Living Again Living Again II (independent)
Joseph O'Brien What's Good For Me? [Gotee]
Set For The Fall I Said What I Said [Vere]
Zauntee GOD REMEMBERS [BEC]

SINGLES
2 Lane Summer Lean On Me - Single [QHMG]
Alphein HIGHER - Single [Syntax]
Chris Caro Outcast - Single [Syntax]
ChristianXXII Lift Me Up - Single [Dream]
Anne Elise Changing - Single [NCS]
Evelyn Cormier + Rain City Worship The Lord Is My Shepherd (Psalm 23) - Single [BEC]
Dex the nerd who loves Jesus I'm So Old School - Single [Syntax]
Dreamers The God Who Goes Before Me - Single [Dream]
eddieM Your Way - Single [Syntax]
Exline Key West - Single (independent)
Future of Forestry Density of a Star - Single (independent)
Grace Graber Jericho - Single (independent)
Josh Grove I'm Done Running - Single (independent)
EJ Swavv, MAYIA WARREN & Bill B. God Did - Single [Syntax]
Harvey Watkins Jr. and The Canton Spirituals Still Winning - Single [WayNorth]
iNTELLECT, Elan Brio Good Vibe - Single [Polished Arrow]
The Kingdom Heirs I Take It To The Lord - Single [Sonlite]
Leem of the Earth The Greatest Gift - Single [Velvet Blue]
The Lighthouse Boys America Bless God - Single (independent)
Steven Malcolm Kick It To My Twin (ft. DreBreeze Da Godson & DKG KIE) - Single [Curb]
Miles Minnick, Lecrae, nobigdyl. Christlike University - Single [Reach]
Kevi Morse It's your time - Single [Syntax]
Lloyd Nicks Can't Take My Eyes Off Heaven - Single [Curb]
Northview Worship Praise God for His Mercy - Single [BEC]
outr.cty Beautiful Dreamer - Single [Syntax]
Matthew Plante GOD FEARING! - Single [Dream]
Q-Flo Wild Flower 8 - Single [Syntax]
QEW & Cyrus Sonata Majin - Single [Syntax]
Xander Sallows hidden treasure - Single [Dream]
Allan Scott Foxhole Prayers - Single [Dream]
Victory House Worship Returning - Single (independent)
Tauren Wells Here Comes the Church (feat. Tiffany Hudson) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Matthew West Younger Me - Single [Story House / Provident]
Whosoever South Y'all My People - Single (independent)

VINYL
Newsboys Not Ashamed [Magenta] Vinyl [Girder]

Next Tuesday, September 22
ALBUMS
PFR Target & The Arrow (independent)

Next Friday, September 25
ALBUMS
Altarheart Prone To Wander [Rottweiler]
ANTHNY Worship Leader's Diary [SONY/Provident]
Brotality Jaws of the Earth (independent)
Forsaken Eternity Shades of Existence - EP [Rottweiler]
gio. PROMISE LAND [Capitol CMG]
Red Worship Witness (independent)
Stryper Throne of Thorns [Frontiers]
We Are Messengers Halfway Home [Curb]
Matthew West Jesus is King [Provident]
The Wood Drake Sessions East to West (independent)

SINGLES
Mackenzie Phillips Made - Single [Gotee]
River Valley Worship King of the Empty Grave - Single [BEC]
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