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Crazy Caption Photo No.149: "The Groves Committee"

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"I'm trying to tell you... my client is NOT the lead singer of the band, Red!" [Jeff]

"The problem with Christian Music is there isn't enough of me, don't you see that?" [Itsjustme92]

...But Bond was never unprepared, for he had a pen gun loaded and ready under the table. [Sector311] *winner*

"Your performance was weak, and you just did not bring in enough money for this task in the game. I'm sorry, but you're fired." [vahshir]

The US Department of Hitchhikers [Michael Kennedy]

"So...is that a yes on the proposal to get this guy to shave his beard?" [bjj50]

"Don't look now, but there's a camera right behind you." [Carter]

"So...can we call you back Mr. Prez?" [must_have_done_something_right]

Sara Groves is setting the example for her street team. Spread the word everywhere. Yes, even the White House. [newsboyphreek]

"No, unicorns are real. Everyone knows that the Norwegians are just hiding them." [katie h]

*mouthing* "Call...me!" [Sam]

With the interview going south, he decided to secretly press the red eject button with his pen. [SIGNATURE]

"I wouldn't suggest pleading guilty to the charge of having the Jonas Brothers on your iPod, just hope you have some fans in the jury." [Hamster]

"You've never heard of "hang loose"?? Wow, guess we need to plan a show in Hawaii!" [jfreak7]

"Ma'am, gang signs are not something that we approve of..." [RKfan]

"Listen, if there is any need for a stage dancer, we'll call you" [E p i c]

"I vote 'aye' to DC Talk getting back together." [BurningBlaze]

"This means 'hang ten?' I was just pointing my pinky at you!" [runnrgrl12]

The guys didn't really know how they were going to put her new sign language song on a CD. [Josh G.]

"Mr. President, I came here to ask why my caption wasn't picked last week." [project86rocks]

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This Friday, January 23, 2026
ALBUMS
Dragons & Astronauts 11:28 (independent)
JusJames WHIL3 U WAIT - EP [Polished Arrow]
Tim Lovelace On a Different Note [StowTown]
Jamie MacDonald Jamie MacDonald [Capitol CMG]
Various Artists House of Worship [The Fuel]
VOTA Back to the Start (independent)

SINGLES
Gracie Binion Hosanna - Single [BEC]
CAIN So Long Sad Songs - Single [Provident]
Dubem Lately - Single [Syntax]
Jason Dunn Divided States of America - Single (independent)
ELEOS Fool's Gold - Single [Ocean House]
Elevation Worship SO BE IT - Single [Provident]
Grace Graber That's Who I Praise - Single (independent)
Jonah Greene I Need You - Single (independent)
Griffin Mega Church - Single [Polished Arrow]
Ian Austin, Brice Davis Like The Prodigal (Come Home) - Single [Ocean House]
Amber Lynn Yahweh (Your Will Your Way) - Single [Sonlite]
Daniel Mulkey Pass It On - Single (independent)
NEEDTOBREATHE The Long Surrender - Single [UMG]
Troy Patterson Creating Something - Single [Syntax]

Warren Peay Gimme a Hallelujah - Single [Integrity]
Heather Suzanne Kingdom Walls - Single [Ocean House]
tylerhateslife mental health (heaven's remix) - Single [Syntax]
Zane Walls NAH UH - Single (independent)
Katy Weirich The River - Single [Wings]
Zach Williams Wait For Me (feat. Ben Fuller) - Single [Provident]

Next Tuesday, January 27, 2026
SINGLES
Pipe Bomb I Will Kill The Worst Parts Of Myself - Single (independent)

Next Friday, January 30, 2026
ALBUMS
Dreamers let love be your highest goal. - EP [DREAM Worship]
Kingdmusic JOY (independent)
Eddy Mann The Unveiling [MTS]
We The Kingdom Dear Jesus [Capitol CMG]

SINGLES
John Long The Perfect Love of Christ - Single [Ocean House]
Mainstream Worship & Josh Daughtry Fresh Start (Live) - Single [DREAM Worship]
Seph Schlueter Life With You - Single [Provident/Sony]
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