The phrase "water under the bridge" takes on a drastic and scary new meaning. [Xianmusicfan]
"Tell my mother...I..love...her..." *Splash* "NOOO!" [M&M]
A heroic moment swiftly turns into an awkward one when you realize the man you're rescuing has lost his pants in the raging rapids. [Xhoven]
Pat and Sameer weren't sure which was scarier: dangling over raging rapids, or the fact that Lacey was laughing hysterically behind the camera. [sammykat]
"I'll never let go, Jack! I'll never let go!" [Michael P]
Falleaf [Vince]
Okay, so cavemen can't swim, but Geico can still save you 15% or more on car insurance. [Bill Broring]
"It's not what it looks like! I swear!" [Zane]
"Guys. It's just a spider. Chill out." [Natty Fiction]
"Um, would someone please answer my cell phone? I'm not really in a position to do it myself right now." [Penelope]
"Is NOW really the time to be taking picture for your facebook??!!" [Jazzbass21]
As Paul was slipping from the ledge, Nick realized...Paul still had his iPod. [Aaron]
They said it was so easy, a caveman could do it. Turns out, climbing up a rock wall isn't that easy. [conversecity]
"After we're done taking the picture, I am so dropping you." [hinkle7205]
Initially, their song "Swept Away" had a different meaning. [SAY-RUH]
"So sit right back and you'll hear a tale..." [Michael]
"Hold on, dude! Take your last photo with me..." [Jason5]
No actual Christians were harmed in the making of this baptism. [Jesus fr33qued!]
Xhoven won a copy of Corpus Christi's new album, The Darker Shades of White (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Thursday, July 25, 2024
SINGLES Drew Holcomb & The Neighbors Burn (feat. Ellie Holcomb) - Single [Tone Tree]
This Friday, July 26, 2024
ALBUMS Pat Barrett Happily Hidden [Capitol CMG] Before There Was Rosalyn Hypocrites EP [The Charon Collective] Bloodlines Holiness Cries EP [Facedown] The Collingsworth Family Classics & Hymns [Gaither] Dex the Nerd Who Loves Jesus Pixelated Virtues Online - EP (independent) Danny Gokey Sound of Heaven [Sparrow] The Hillbilly Thomists Marigold (independent) Kestrel Vessel EP (independent) Ken Tamplin Stand Up And Shout (4 CD Box Set) [Girder] Swingin Hammers Blood in the Sand EP (independent) Thrive Worship Praises & Prayers [Integrity] Tyraels Ascension Hell Walker [Rottweiler] Phil Wickham The Jesus Way Collection - EP [Fair Trade] Thousand Foot Krutch The End Is Where We Begin (Reignited) [The Fuel] Young Noah A Positive Sign EP (independent)
SINGLES 2 Minute Minor & Dave LeBlanc Golden Calf - Single (independent) Tina Boonstra Can People Ever Really Change? (at Old Chapel) - Single [7Core] Chad Cory Love Forward - Single [DREAM] Dreamers Make A Move - Single [DREAM] Fit For A King TECHNIUM - Single [Solid State] Keith & Kristyn Getty Scarlet Thread (feat. Zach Williams) - Single [Getty] Good Weather Forecast Let's Build A House (feat. Real Life Guys) - Single [DREAM] Heal the Hurt RUIN - Single (independent) Hyper Fenton Show Me What You’re Working With feat. Peabod - Single (independent) Lauren, Amber & Kenna Every Praise - Single [Horizon] Claire Leslie Original - Single [Capitol CMG] Mission House Faith More Precious Than Gold, Everything In Your Hands + Suscipe - Triple Single [Integrity] MotionPlus Kings Grace - Single (independent) OM53 Letting Go of Yesterday - Single (independent) The Riverside Blade of the King’s Tongue - Single (independent) Sean Rodriguez Jesus Will - Single [WieRok] Sidewalk Prophets Come To Jesus - Single [Curb] Souljornerz The Lamb - Single [Polished Arrow] The Spirituals Be Thou My Vision - Single [Integrity] Uche Agu, Revival Today Worship The Whole Earth Will See (A.K.A America Will See) - Single [DREAM] Verses Philippians 2:5-11 (feat. The Sing Team) - Single (independent) Village KNG Turn'E Up (ft. Monty G) - Single [Soldier Sound] We Are Messengers God Be The Glory (Remix) [feat. KB] - Single [Curb]
VINYL Disciple By God Vinyl [Girder] Disciple What Was I Thinking? Vinyl [Girder] Element 101 Stereo Girl Vinyl [Burnt Toast Vinyl]
Next Friday, August 2, 2024
ALBUMS Anberlin Vega [Equal Vision] Brandon Heath The Ache [Centricity] Chandler Moore Live in Los Angeles [Tribl] Rock Springs Worship Hymns Vol. 2 [StowTown]
SINGLES AWZY Shadow - Single [DREAM] FYR FYTR, Make Sure I Took the World on My Shoulders - Single (independent) Mainstream Worship, Melanie Rivera Praise You - Single [DREAM] Ian Yates My World Is On Fire - Single [7Core]