The phrase "water under the bridge" takes on a drastic and scary new meaning. [Xianmusicfan]
"Tell my mother...I..love...her..." *Splash* "NOOO!" [M&M]
A heroic moment swiftly turns into an awkward one when you realize the man you're rescuing has lost his pants in the raging rapids. [Xhoven]
Pat and Sameer weren't sure which was scarier: dangling over raging rapids, or the fact that Lacey was laughing hysterically behind the camera. [sammykat]
"I'll never let go, Jack! I'll never let go!" [Michael P]
Falleaf [Vince]
Okay, so cavemen can't swim, but Geico can still save you 15% or more on car insurance. [Bill Broring]
"It's not what it looks like! I swear!" [Zane]
"Guys. It's just a spider. Chill out." [Natty Fiction]
"Um, would someone please answer my cell phone? I'm not really in a position to do it myself right now." [Penelope]
"Is NOW really the time to be taking picture for your facebook??!!" [Jazzbass21]
As Paul was slipping from the ledge, Nick realized...Paul still had his iPod. [Aaron]
They said it was so easy, a caveman could do it. Turns out, climbing up a rock wall isn't that easy. [conversecity]
"After we're done taking the picture, I am so dropping you." [hinkle7205]
Initially, their song "Swept Away" had a different meaning. [SAY-RUH]
"So sit right back and you'll hear a tale..." [Michael]
"Hold on, dude! Take your last photo with me..." [Jason5]
No actual Christians were harmed in the making of this baptism. [Jesus fr33qued!]
Xhoven won a copy of Corpus Christi's new album, The Darker Shades of White (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Thursday, July 7, 2022
SINGLES Rusty Shipp What's Kraken? - Single (independent)
This Friday, July 8, 2022
ALBUMS Andy Hunter The Prayer (independent) Naomi Raine Journey [Tribl] Switchfoot interrobang (Deluxe Edition) [Fantasy] Tye Tribbett All Things New [Motown Gospel/Capitol CMG] Vineyard Worship Room at the Table [Vineyard]
SINGLES Steven Curtis Chapman Don't Lose Hope - Single [Provident]
Next Friday, July 15, 2022
ALBUMS 3 Heath Brothers Into the Deep [Crossroads] Awaken Music Move of Heaven [The Fuel] Ryan Ellis Ryan Ellis [Provident]
SINGLES Meredith Mauldin & UPPERROOM You Gave (feat. Abbie Gamboa) - Live - Single [DREAM]