The phrase "water under the bridge" takes on a drastic and scary new meaning. [Xianmusicfan]
"Tell my mother...I..love...her..." *Splash* "NOOO!" [M&M]
A heroic moment swiftly turns into an awkward one when you realize the man you're rescuing has lost his pants in the raging rapids. [Xhoven]
Pat and Sameer weren't sure which was scarier: dangling over raging rapids, or the fact that Lacey was laughing hysterically behind the camera. [sammykat]
"I'll never let go, Jack! I'll never let go!" [Michael P]
Falleaf [Vince]
Okay, so cavemen can't swim, but Geico can still save you 15% or more on car insurance. [Bill Broring]
"It's not what it looks like! I swear!" [Zane]
"Guys. It's just a spider. Chill out." [Natty Fiction]
"Um, would someone please answer my cell phone? I'm not really in a position to do it myself right now." [Penelope]
"Is NOW really the time to be taking picture for your facebook??!!" [Jazzbass21]
As Paul was slipping from the ledge, Nick realized...Paul still had his iPod. [Aaron]
They said it was so easy, a caveman could do it. Turns out, climbing up a rock wall isn't that easy. [conversecity]
"After we're done taking the picture, I am so dropping you." [hinkle7205]
Initially, their song "Swept Away" had a different meaning. [SAY-RUH]
"So sit right back and you'll hear a tale..." [Michael]
"Hold on, dude! Take your last photo with me..." [Jason5]
No actual Christians were harmed in the making of this baptism. [Jesus fr33qued!]
Xhoven won a copy of Corpus Christi's new album, The Darker Shades of White (and an exclusive JFH "Caption Winner" button!)
This Friday, May 16, 2025
ALBUMS Confessions of a Traitor This Pain Will Serve You [Facedown] Free Worship Praise Before It Happens [BEC] GVTH DVDDY GVTH DVDDY [Velvet Blue] Karen Peck & New River Good Answers [Daywind] Lecrae & Miles Minnick Get Well Soon! [Reach] Seventh Day Slumber Fractured Paradise: Garden of Shadows [Rockfest] Sons of Sunday Sons of Sunday [Elevation]
SINGLES AyeTJ Outdated - Single [Syntax] Elan Brio Perfect Timing - Single (independent) Melissa D Will I Be Bored in Heaven? - Single (independent) Will Kellum Ready or Not - Single [Syntax] Britt Nicole FAITH - Single (independent) Makara Walk By Faith - Single [DREAM/DBMIX] MAYIA Where Do I Go? (ft. Cutright) - Single [Syntax] Matt Sassano My Armor - Single (independent) Seph Schlueter Won't Start Now - Single [Provident]
VINYL Petra The Best For Last (Studio Edition) Vinyl [Girder]
Next Tuesday, May 20, 2025
BOOKS Shai Linne Penelope Judd [B&H] Tauren Wells Joy Bomb: Unleash Jesus’s Explosive Joy for an Extraordinary Life [Zondervan]
Next Friday, May 23, 2025
ALBUMS Big Daddy Weave Let It Begin [Curb] ELEVATION RHYTHM Victory Lap [Elevation] Signum Regis The Eyes of Power (Remixed & Remastered 2025) [Beyond the Storm]
SINGLES Roxanne Grace Road Trip - Single [DREAM] V1 Worship Fool for You - Single [DREAM Worship]