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Crazy Caption Photo No.160: "Dumpster Drowsin'"

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Sign that the recession's horrible #264: Even famous people can no longer afford hotel rooms. [crazycate]

"Ok, just ONE more time before I throw it away for good..." [Nelson] *winner*

Who knew dumpster diving was so exhausting? [romans5eightlane]

"I didn't think this is what they meant by 'living on the road.'" [FISHER]

Please adopt a Bandmember in need... [Davy]

"Not now, Garbage Guy! Five more minutes!" [SchwimmerGuy]

1: Cardboard Only. 2: Garbage Only. 3: Musicians Only. [BurningBlaze]

I guess this is when you know your band has finally hit rock bottom. [SkilletobyMac]

Poor Man's Country Club [Catherine]

Tryouts for the band Oh, Sleeper have taken a turn toward the strange. [jk84panhead]

"Awww.... Look at that poor homeless person. Hey, wait a second! Isn't he from that one band..." [Jason]

"So the whole 'band' thingy didn't work, huh?" [crouton raley]

"I was taking out the trash when a sudden wave of exhaustion struck me..." [DHlove]

Thinking back on it later that night, the band was SURE they had forgotten something, they just couldn't remember what... [Spirit_of_song]

"Myspace Girl, meet Mattress Guy." [Matthew Walker]

Dumpster Drowsin' [Andrew]

"Um, I don't think that beeping sound is your alarm clock..." [Tera]

For just the price of a cup of coffee a day, you too can support a Contemporary Christian Musician. [Super Sassquatch]

"Whipped cream?" "Check!" "Sharpie marker?" "Check!" "Getaway van?" "Check!" "Let's move in, boys..." [josh]

Little did he know that, moments later, the garbage truck would be making its daily rounds... [Candace]

Lebeda mattresses let you sleep comfortably - ANYWHERE! [Natalie]

"...and then I said the stupidest thing that a newlywed could say to his young wife: I said, 'I never said that.'" [ThatSouthPawChick]

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This Sunday, May 4, 2025
ALBUMS
Bride Lost Reels 4 (independent)
Bride Vipers and Shadows (independent)

This Tuesday, May 6, 2025
ALBUMS
Gable Price & Friends Post Credits Scenes - EP [Capitol CMG]

This Wednesday, May 7, 2025
SINGLES
Grace Graber Better Now - Single (independent)

This Friday, May 9, 2025
ALBUMS
Zacardi Cortez Ibhar: He That Is Chosen [ZetRoc Ent/BlackSmoke]
Forrest Frank Child of God II [River House/10K]
Olivia Lane Songs About Jesus [BEC]
Joel Vaughn Testify - EP [DREAM]
Brandon Watson Too Far Gone - EP (independent)

SINGLES
7eventh Time Down Fly, Fly Away - Single [BEC]
ANTHNY Stay - Single [Provident]
Blanca Safety (feat. CalledOut Music) - Single [Curb]
C4 Crotona Through the Tears (ft. Joseph SD) - Single [Syntax]
Dubem HP - Single [Syntax]
K3hlab Maturity - Single [Syntax]
My Place Was Taken Altar De Moloc - Single [Rottweiler]
NXTMIKE Dove - Single [Syntax]
Share Your Voice Louder (feat. Righteous Woods, Leanne Flores, Makara) - Single [DREAM/DBMIX]
Kierra Sheard RAIN - Single [Tribl]

Next Friday, May 16, 2025
ALBUMS
Confessions of a Traitor This Pain Will Serve You [Facedown]
Free Worship Praise Before It Happens [BEC]
GVTH DVDDY GVTH DVDDY [Velvet Blue]
Karen Peck & New River Good Answers [Daywind]
Lecrae & Miles Minnick Get Well Soon! [Reach]
Seventh Day Slumber Fractured Paradise: Garden of Shadows [Rockfest]
Sons of Sunday Sons of Sunday [Elevation]

SINGLES
Makara Walk By Faith - Single [DREAM/DBMIX]
Melissa D Will I Be Bored in Heaven? - Single (independent)
Matt Sassano My Armor - Single (independent)
Seph Schlueter Won't Start Now - Single [Provident]

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