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Crazy Caption Photo No.160: "Dumpster Drowsin'"

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Sign that the recession's horrible #264: Even famous people can no longer afford hotel rooms. [crazycate]

"Ok, just ONE more time before I throw it away for good..." [Nelson] *winner*

Who knew dumpster diving was so exhausting? [romans5eightlane]

"I didn't think this is what they meant by 'living on the road.'" [FISHER]

Please adopt a Bandmember in need... [Davy]

"Not now, Garbage Guy! Five more minutes!" [SchwimmerGuy]

1: Cardboard Only. 2: Garbage Only. 3: Musicians Only. [BurningBlaze]

I guess this is when you know your band has finally hit rock bottom. [SkilletobyMac]

Poor Man's Country Club [Catherine]

Tryouts for the band Oh, Sleeper have taken a turn toward the strange. [jk84panhead]

"Awww.... Look at that poor homeless person. Hey, wait a second! Isn't he from that one band..." [Jason]

"So the whole 'band' thingy didn't work, huh?" [crouton raley]

"I was taking out the trash when a sudden wave of exhaustion struck me..." [DHlove]

Thinking back on it later that night, the band was SURE they had forgotten something, they just couldn't remember what... [Spirit_of_song]

"Myspace Girl, meet Mattress Guy." [Matthew Walker]

Dumpster Drowsin' [Andrew]

"Um, I don't think that beeping sound is your alarm clock..." [Tera]

For just the price of a cup of coffee a day, you too can support a Contemporary Christian Musician. [Super Sassquatch]

"Whipped cream?" "Check!" "Sharpie marker?" "Check!" "Getaway van?" "Check!" "Let's move in, boys..." [josh]

Little did he know that, moments later, the garbage truck would be making its daily rounds... [Candace]

Lebeda mattresses let you sleep comfortably - ANYWHERE! [Natalie]

"...and then I said the stupidest thing that a newlywed could say to his young wife: I said, 'I never said that.'" [ThatSouthPawChick]

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This Friday, March 17, 2023
ALBUMS
Benjamin William Hastings Benjamin William Hastings (And Then Some) [Capitol CMG]
Bethel Music Come Up Here [Bethel Music]
Consumed By Fire First Things First - EP [Red Street]
HLE Take Heart [Motown Gospel]
Integrity's Hosanna! Music Songs of Hope [Integrity]
Narnia Ghost Town (independent)
Buddy Mullins Fearless [StowTown]
The Primitive Quartet Stay Their Arms [Crossroads]
Shane & Shane Psalms, Hymns, and Spiritual Songs (Live) [Worship Initiative]
Michael W. Smith Worship Forever (Extended Edition) [MWS]
Still Worship Harp Vol. 1 [Integrity]
World Gone Cold World Gone Cold - EP [Rockfest]

SINGLES
Apollo LTD Redemption Song - Single [Centricity]
Caleb & John Hallelujah Feeling - Single [Fair Trade]
Cody Carnes Who is This Man - Single [Capitol CMG]
InSalvation Hij Leeft - Single [Integrated Music]
LaTocha I'm Yours - Single [Capitol CMG]
Jackson Michelson Three (feat. Point of Grace) - Single [Curb/Word]
Sarah Reeves Wanna Be Here - Single [Curb/Word]
Cade Thompson Tears - Single [Red Street]
Phil Wickham Sunday is Coming - Single [Fair Trade]
Mitch Wong Burial (feat. Hope Darst) - Single [Integrity]


Next Friday, March 24, 2023
ALBUMS
August Burns Red Death Below [SharpTone] The Kingsmen Decades: Vol. 1 & 2 [Crossroads] Owl City Coco Moon (independent)
Project 86 OMNI, Part 1 (independent)
Stockholm Worship Other Side [Capitol CMG] Micah Tyler People Like US - EP [Fair Trade]
Wilder Woods FEVER / SKY (independent)

SINGLES
Amy Grant Trees We'll Never See - Single [AG/Capitol] Housefires Can't Nobody - Single [Capitol CMG/Tribl]
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