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Crazy Caption Photo No.160: "Dumpster Drowsin'"

(pictured: Matt Fuqua of The Afters)
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Sign that the recession's horrible #264: Even famous people can no longer afford hotel rooms. [crazycate]

"Ok, just ONE more time before I throw it away for good..." [Nelson] *winner*

Who knew dumpster diving was so exhausting? [romans5eightlane]

"I didn't think this is what they meant by 'living on the road.'" [FISHER]

Please adopt a Bandmember in need... [Davy]

"Not now, Garbage Guy! Five more minutes!" [SchwimmerGuy]

1: Cardboard Only. 2: Garbage Only. 3: Musicians Only. [BurningBlaze]

I guess this is when you know your band has finally hit rock bottom. [SkilletobyMac]

Poor Man's Country Club [Catherine]

Tryouts for the band Oh, Sleeper have taken a turn toward the strange. [jk84panhead]

"Awww.... Look at that poor homeless person. Hey, wait a second! Isn't he from that one band..." [Jason]

"So the whole 'band' thingy didn't work, huh?" [crouton raley]

"I was taking out the trash when a sudden wave of exhaustion struck me..." [DHlove]

Thinking back on it later that night, the band was SURE they had forgotten something, they just couldn't remember what... [Spirit_of_song]

"Myspace Girl, meet Mattress Guy." [Matthew Walker]

Dumpster Drowsin' [Andrew]

"Um, I don't think that beeping sound is your alarm clock..." [Tera]

For just the price of a cup of coffee a day, you too can support a Contemporary Christian Musician. [Super Sassquatch]

"Whipped cream?" "Check!" "Sharpie marker?" "Check!" "Getaway van?" "Check!" "Let's move in, boys..." [josh]

Little did he know that, moments later, the garbage truck would be making its daily rounds... [Candace]

Lebeda mattresses let you sleep comfortably - ANYWHERE! [Natalie]

"...and then I said the stupidest thing that a newlywed could say to his young wife: I said, 'I never said that.'" [ThatSouthPawChick]

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This Wednesday, April 8, 2026
ALBUMS
FORREST FRANK x PARTY WAVE DAWN PATROL [Riverhouse]

This Friday, April 10, 2026
SINGLES
bodie OBSESSED - Single [Provident/Sony]
Annie Bosko God Winks (moments) - Single [Quartz Hill Music]
Tate Butts Brought Me This Far - Single (independent)
Freedom Church Upstream - Single [Dream Worship]
Roxanne Grace Old Friends - Single [Ocean House Music]
God Behind Bars Music Outlaw (feat. Stephen McWhirter) - Single [Provident/Sony]
GVTH DVDDY Doom Kitty - Single [Provident/Sony]
Marty Magehee Screen Time - Single (independent)
Lloyd Nicks A Little More - Single [Curb]
Matthew Plante GOD FIRST! - Single [Dream]
Sleeping At Last An Honest Mirror (Philautia) - Single (independent)
We Are Messengers Halfway Home - Single [Curb]

Next Thursday, April 16, 2026
SINGLES
A.G. McIntosh Better Than the Last - Single (independent)

Next Friday, April 17, 2026
ALBUMS
Paul Baloche Yes, We Believe [Integrity]

SINGLES
Brothrly Quiet - Single (independent)
Josh Grove New Life - Single (independent)
V1 Worship Sing Over Us - Single [Dream Worship]
Matthew West Jesus is King - Single [Provident]


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