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Crazy Caption Photo No.184: "Fear in the Headlights"

(pictured: Adam Young of Owl City and Austin Tofte of Swimming With Dolphins)
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And suddenly, he had that dawning moment of realization. "Oh snap. This is going to be on Jesusfreakhideout, isn't it?" [taylorwwjd]

"I think I just bet our entire next album on a losing horse!" [JJ]

Adam didn't believe his mom when she said "your face is going to stick like that if you don't quit." He now knows that she wasn't lying. [Bethany]

How can you tell if it's cold? If a guy from Minnesota is cold, it's COOOOLD. [Zerothemaster]

"Hey it's that guy from Owl Cit... oh wait, Sky Saili... no I mean Port Bl... gosh no it's Swimming With Dolph... *sigh* Hey It's Adam Young!" [DJ Ska] *winner*

Dolphin City [Catherine]

"We have stood here for 3 hours just watching these dumb pigeons, and he's still entertained!" [Martin and Me]

Fear in the Headlights [Dan]

Cameraman: Just don't look at the camera... Adam: I will not look at the camera... Cameraman: Ignore the camera... Adam: Gotcha... ignore the camera... Cameraman: THE CAMERA DOESN'T EXIST!! Adam: The camera doesn't... *faints* [Hernanda Maria]

"You own a photography shop and can't even push THE button?!" [Techgirl-52]

"Rebecca Black is behind you!" [Lauryn]

"High School? Yeah, not the greatest time for me." [audrizzle]

"I used to be in a band with this guy!?" [theonethingleft]

"Don't look now, but there is a hipster standing right behind you" [sarahsnameis]

"Dude! That's freakin' Luke Skywalker behind me!" [crafter]

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Music Out This Week


This Tuesday, July 7
SINGLES
Seth Davey Onward and Upward - Single (independent)

This Friday, July 10
ALBUMS
Gracie Miss Misfortunately (CD) [Tooth & Nail]
Jet Circus Dance or Die!: Bone Crushing Remixes [Girder]
KB THIS CANNOT BE SOLD [Provident]
The Kingsmen Still Jesus [Horizon]
Anne Wilson Stars (Blue Hour Deluxe) [Capitol CMG]
Bethany Wohrle Reason That I Sing [Bethel]

SINGLES
Bonray Time to Rise - Single [Dream]
Peter Burton Life - Single [Provident]
Dreamers Have Your Way/Breath of Heaven (At Home) - Single [Dream]
eddieM What Does It Feel Like - Single [Syntax]
Joseph Habedank Goodness of God - Single [Gaither]
Ashley Hess LOVE LIKE YOU - Single (independent)
Leslie Jordan All For the Best - Single (independent)
KNGDM REVIVAL Psalm 103 - Single [Dream]
Tasha Layton Meet Me in The Valley (I Surrender All) - Single [BEC]
Life.Church Switch Good News - Single (independent)
Amber Lynn Till We're Together - Single [Sonlite]
Marty Magehee Let It Go - Single (independent)
No Vain Glory THRONE - Single [Syntax]
Pastor Mike, Jr. Suddenly - Single [Rock City/Capitol CMG]
Jenna Raine God Made Him - Single [Warner]
Saints in Exile Selfish for Dopamine - Single [Syntax]
Scapegoat Departure (Ft. Union251) - Single [Charon Collective]
SIGNUM REGIS Echoes of Glory (feat. Jota Fortinho & Mayo Petranin) - Single [Fireflash]
Skillet Scream - Single [Hear It Loud]
Zauntee PRICE TO STAY ALIVE - Single [BEC]

Next Friday, July 17
ALBUMS
Mark Bishop Where Do Blessings Come From? [Sonlite]
ELEVATION RHYTHM Washed [Elevation]
Justin Gambino Garden Of The Lord [Residence Music]
IDEGO IDEGO - EP (independent)
Small Voice Testimonies - EP (independent)
Tenroc God Is A Person [Provident]

SINGLES
Destiny what happened to love? - Single [Harmony]
John Long Trust In Him - Single (independent)
Jake MacAdam & Diana Trout I Will Lead - Single (independent)
Matthew Plante OPEN MY EYES - Single [Dream]
Remnant House Nothing Without Him - Single (independent)
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