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Crazy Caption Photo No.184: "Fear in the Headlights"

(pictured: Adam Young of Owl City and Austin Tofte of Swimming With Dolphins)
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And suddenly, he had that dawning moment of realization. "Oh snap. This is going to be on Jesusfreakhideout, isn't it?" [taylorwwjd]

"I think I just bet our entire next album on a losing horse!" [JJ]

Adam didn't believe his mom when she said "your face is going to stick like that if you don't quit." He now knows that she wasn't lying. [Bethany]

How can you tell if it's cold? If a guy from Minnesota is cold, it's COOOOLD. [Zerothemaster]

"Hey it's that guy from Owl Cit... oh wait, Sky Saili... no I mean Port Bl... gosh no it's Swimming With Dolph... *sigh* Hey It's Adam Young!" [DJ Ska] *winner*

Dolphin City [Catherine]

"We have stood here for 3 hours just watching these dumb pigeons, and he's still entertained!" [Martin and Me]

Fear in the Headlights [Dan]

Cameraman: Just don't look at the camera... Adam: I will not look at the camera... Cameraman: Ignore the camera... Adam: Gotcha... ignore the camera... Cameraman: THE CAMERA DOESN'T EXIST!! Adam: The camera doesn't... *faints* [Hernanda Maria]

"You own a photography shop and can't even push THE button?!" [Techgirl-52]

"Rebecca Black is behind you!" [Lauryn]

"High School? Yeah, not the greatest time for me." [audrizzle]

"I used to be in a band with this guy!?" [theonethingleft]

"Don't look now, but there is a hipster standing right behind you" [sarahsnameis]

"Dude! That's freakin' Luke Skywalker behind me!" [crafter]

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Music Out This Week


This Wednesday, March 4, 2026
SINGLES
1K Phew Havin - Single [Reach]

This Friday, March 6, 2026
ALBUMS
Autumn Owls Here in the Bardos (independent)
Michael Bethany Sanctuary [Re:Think/Capitol CMG]
Collective Dust Do People Even Use CDs Anymore? - EP [Charon Collective]
Falling Up Reimagined Volume I (independent)
Passion Just That Good [Capitol CMG]
Zach Williams Jesus Loves (Deluxe) [Provident/Sony]
Woodlands Worship In The Meantime [Wings]

SINGLES
Altira Black Hole - Single [The Fuel]
Mark Bishop You Better Go Read It - Single [Sonlite]
Chris Caro Lately - Single [Syntax]
Engedi Music Resurrection Saves - Single (independent)
Grace + Max Better Place - Single [WieRok]
Taylor Hill DIE 4 ME - Single [Provident/Sony]
I.A.N. & Joel Gibson Jr. Good Times - Single [Syntax]
IDEGO SHOCKING! - Single (independent)
Jericko Let You In ft. No Vain Glory - Single [Syntax]
Jenn Johnson Walk With Me (feat. Tiffany Hudson) - Single [Bethel]
KELO & DreBeezeDaGodSon FORGIVE ME - Single [Syntax]
Living Again Let Me Be Yours - Single [Near Kingdom Records]
Alicia Monee' & EJ Swavv `Metallic - Single [Syntax]
Jeannie Ortega Woozy - Single [Syntax]
Alexander Pappas It Is So Sweet (feat. Chelsea Plank) - Single [Integrity]
Tommee Profitt Nothing But the Blood "(feat. Jeremy Rosado) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Red Rocks Worship The Lord Is With Me (feat. Chris Brown) - Single [Provident/Sony]
Xander Sallows it's been a while - Single [Ocean House]
tonyxtrotter OUTTA THE WAY ft. Q-Flo - Single [Syntax]
Anne Wilson Still Do (feat. Cole Swindell) - Single [Capitol CMG]
Wilson Fairchild I Saw The Light - Single [Gaither]

Next Monday, March 9, 2026
ALBUMS
DPB Undefeated [MTS]

Next Friday, March 13, 2026
ALBUMS
Pat Barrett Break Open (Live) [Capitol CMG]
Tomb Slayer Radiance: A Modern Hymns Project [Tomb Slayer]
Phil Wickham Song of the Saints (Deluxe) [Fair Trade]


SINGLES
GLADDEN Love Came Down - Single [DREAM]
Chandler Letner Patiently - Single [DREAM]
John Long Boxes - Single [Ocean House]
Jake MacAdam The Father's Plan - Single [Ocean House]
Poets & Prophets Make Room - Single [Fair Trade]
Seph Schlueter Valley of Worship - Single [Provident/Sony]
Stand41TrueGod Wilderness - Single (independent)
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